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'''Michael (from the adjacent stall, magazine covering genitals)''': '''HA!''' "They ''did'' polls!" }}
* [[Hypothetical Casting]]: Discussed in the apocalypse episode, for [[Independence Day]].
{{quote|'''Michael''': Hey, if Dan's [[Jeff Goldblum|Goldblum]], does that make me Will Smith?
'''Dan''': No, Soren is Will Smith. You're Randy Quaid.
'''Michael''': That's distasteful.
'''Katie (to Michael)''': If you make me the alien, I will punch you in the throat.
'''Michael (considering)''': [[Everybody Remembers the Stripper|There's a stripper in that movie]].
'''Dan''': There it is! You're the stripper. ''(Katie [[Face Palm|facepalms]])''
'''Katie''': I've never been a stripper! Why w-
'''Soren''': Yeah, I think she's the wife of Will Smith in that, so you're not doing ''too'' bad.
'''Katie''': She's a ''stripper.''
'''Dan''': She's still a stripper. }}
* [[I'll Be in My Bunk]]: Michael pulls this in the Ninja Turtles episode. He feels the need to drop everything and run to Blockbuster once somebody clues him in about "pseudo-porn for women" (also known as ''[[Sex and the City]]'').
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'''Dan''': All I'm saying is that Marty influences history in exactly two ways, not related to parental boning. One, he gives black people the idea for rock music. And two, he gives a black guy political aspirations the year the civil rights movement started.
'''Katie (conceding)''': Okay...
'''Michael''': Huh. [[Comically Missing the Point|Why do you know what year the civil rights movement started?]]
'''Dan''': [[Berserk Button|Why do you not?!]] }}
* [[Victim Falls For Rapist]]: Bowser expects it to happen.
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* [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him]]: Voldemort.
{{quote|'''Soren''': Wizards are supernatural. What good's a ''Muggle'' gonna do?
'''Mike''': [[We Have Reserves|There's a bunch of us]], and we have [[Cool Airship|helicarriers]] and assault rifles. We killed [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Hitler, Hussein, and Houdini]]. You think we can't nuke [[Buffy-Speak|"Volter-man"]] into next week?
'''Katie''': [[A God Am I|He has limitless dark power!]]
'''Mike''': [[Awesome but Impractical|That he has to aim through a wand]]. [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|We can shoot people with a thousand rockets. From space]]. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|With iPhones.]] }}
* [[What If]]: Dan compares Leia going to Tatooine to save Han to George Washington abandoning his troops to rescue Martha during the Revolutionary War.
{{quote|'''Michael''': [[Comically Missing the Point|Did that happen?]] [[Butt Monkey|You're the only one that would know]].
'''Katie''': Wait, wasn't that what [[The Patriot]] was about? }}
* [[Wild Mass Guessing]]: Michael forces Soren and Dan to do this at the beginning of the Star Wars episode.
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'''Michael''': No to both.
'''Katie (sitting down)''': Okay...something about Star Wars.
'''Dan (ignoring Katie)''': Jawas as a metaphor for the [[Would Be Rude to Say Genocide|Armenian Genocide]]...somehow.
'''Michael''': No, but that's a good idea.
'''Dan''': No, it's not.
'''Soren''': If it's possible to have sex with someone across the room using only [[The Force]].
'''Dan''': Sub-question; is that technically cheating if you're in a relationship when it happens.
'''Soren (responding to sub-question)''': No.
'''Katie''': Okay, so what specifically-
'''Dan''': Michael wants to talk about Star Wars but he's making us guess the exact aspect. How improbable it is that Imperial crewmembers have [[Evil Brit|British accents]].
'''Michael (with a flourish)''': Nay!
'''Soren''': Something about how Chewie can fly a ship like a man but doesn't have to wear pants like an an animal.
'''Michael''': ''(Gives a long, loud imitation of Wookiee language).''
'''Soren''': That was a 'no.'
'''Dan''': That was a 'no.'
'''Michael''': Okay, I'll give you a hint: my wiener is-
'''Katie''': Oh! Women!
'''Michael''': Nailed it. }}
* [[The Woobie]]: One of Katie's [[Alternate Character Interpretation|alternate character interpretations]] for Bowser. Challenged by Michael.
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