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* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Bleu Berry and her father Goz (a dragon) get into [http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-10.htm a heated row]. When she counters his threat to tear her to little pieces and feast upon her entrails by pointing out that if he does, he might never have an heir, he threatens to eat one of her friends instead. In response, she makes [http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-33.htm a presentation] to her class on how to defend against dragon attacks entitled, "Discussion Intended to Educate Defence Against Dragons" (DIEDAD), which includes a diagram of an "entirely hypothetical dragon" labelled, "Generic Dragon - Not Particularly Based on Anyone's Dad".
* [[Thanatos Gambit]]
* [[Training From Hell]]: Lord Sherbert teaches the [http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-15.htm ''Sherbert School of Incredibly Dangerous Swordplay'']. He is said to have "more fatalities than graduates", but an Elf who makes it through can withstand wearing an ''iron'' armor without even twitching from pain, while [[Cold Iron|a simple direct contact with iron can kill an untrained Elf]]
:His current pupil, an alumnus from another such school, ''asks for more'': When he learns the girls are in danger, he asks Sherbert to crank it [[Up to Eleven]] so he can quickly graduate and rush to their help. Even Sherbert is surprised.
* [[Webcomic Time]]
* [[Worthless Yellow Rocks]]: The goblin king refuses a sack of gold and [http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-78.htm demands something useful like a chicken or a box of donuts], saying that they have literally whole walls made of the that "worthless gold". War is averted with a happy ending when the true worth of gold is explained to him (and almost immediately goblins are reclassified from monsters to people by surrounding nations)
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