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{{quote|''"He pulls a gun out of his ass and shoots them. [[[Beat]]] [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer|No, really]], he pulls'' a gun ''out of'' his ass ''and'' shoots them. ''I so wish [[Moral Guardians|Mary Whitehouse]] was still alive to see this; her head would pop off, spin around three times and land upside-down again."''|'''[[SF Debris]]'''}}
 
The casual viewer might be forgiven for assuming that he's ingested the wrong substances and is hallucinating a ''[[Doctor Who]]''/''[[Big Brother]]'' crossover, but no -- theno—the Doctor really ''has'' landed in the ''[[Big Brother]]'' house. Of the 2002nd century. He's as confused about it as the casual viewer.
 
Rose, meanwhile, has ended up in a futuristic ''[[Doctor Who]]''/''[[The Weakest Link]]'' crossover; and Jack Harkness in a ''[[Doctor Who]]''/''[[What Not to Wear]]'' crossover staffed by naked robots (whom Jack flirts with). The casual viewer may be forgiven for thinking that this is all rather ''strange''...
 
But no: it's a [[Massive Multiplayer Crossover]]. All three have in fact landed in the Game Station, which [[Doctor Who/Recap/S27/E07 The Long Game|the Doctor and Rose visited back when it was called Satellite Five.]] The Doctor expected history to get back on course once the Jagrafess was removed, but is horrified to learn that the power vacuum caused human civilisation to collapse instead. It's 100 years later, and the giant space station is now a home for more lethal versions of 21st-century reality TV .<ref>Such as "Call my Bluff" with real guns, "Stars in Their Eyes" (literally -- if you don't sing, you get blinded), "Wipeout" (speaks for itself)...</ref>. [[Smash TV|(Hmm... that sounds familiar...)]] Anyone on Earth can be selected as a contestant and transmatted into a game with no warning, but the Doctor realises that any transmat beam capable of pulling him out of the TARDIS had to be far, far more powerful. Someone wants him here, and he's going to find out who.
 
The Doctor and Jack escape from their crossovers; the Doctor by realizing he's [[Plot Armor|too important for the system to kill]], and Jack by... well, let's not dwell on where he pulled that gun from. The Doctor also takes a girl named Lynda along as a future companion. They all rejoin ''[[Doctor Who]]'', but Rose is still stuck inside her game, and she's losing. In fact, [[Mood Whiplash|she's lost, and the host robot vaporizes her]]. [[Christopher Eccleston]] conveys more hurt and loss with his eyes than most actors can even on a [[Chewing the Scenery|steady diet of scenery]].
 
The Doctor, Jack and Lynda (whom Jack flirts with) are informed that they will be taken to a lunar penal colony to be held without trial or appeal. They respond by breaking out in about five seconds and making their way to floor 500 -- ''still'' not made of gold -- wheregold—where the Doctor demands to know who's in charge and who just killed his friend. Unfortunately, the Controller -- theController—the human supercomputer in charge of the satellite, who was installed at the age of ''5'' -- can—can only communicate with members of staff. One such staff member (whom Jack flirts with), however, has been keeping a log of mysterious encrypted signals and unauthorised transmissions, and he agrees with the Doctor's theory that this is just a cover for something else.
 
The TARDIS turns up in one of the storage bays, but the Doctor's mood doesn't improve until Jack shows him that Rose wasn't disintegrated, merely transported (hug time!).
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