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{{quote|'''Gerard Butler:''' You want to thank your pussy for me there?
'''Film Brain:''' Boy, he's just like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. }}
** The dictionary bit after a scene with Katherine Heigl's vibrating panties activating in a restaurant.
** "I'm ashamed of having a penis now. I hope you're happy."
* From ''[[Men in Black (film)|Men in Black]] II'':
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** Welshy's cameos, including him dancing to the original Oompa-Loompa song.
* The review of [[Seltzer and Friedberg|Epic Movie]]. When a part in the Narnia 'Cribs' parody skips itself repeatedly, he comments:
{{quote|"And it seems the audience has just paid for a low-grade [[
** Which at that point starts to repeat him saying 'Screen!' over and over until it becomes "ScrScrScrScr!", interlaced with King Harkinian from [[The Legend of Zelda CDI Games]] saying "Dinner!"
*** [[Hypocritical Humor|O_O]]
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{{quote|'''Jason:''' "It wasn't an explosion," *scoffing* "and it wasn't terrorists." *dead serious* "'''[[Narm|It was giant piranha.]]'''"<br />
'''Film Brain:''' "Sir, those theories were ''ludicrous.'' Of course they were killed by giant mutated killer fish!" *[[Beat]]* "Stop laughing!" }}
** Brain laughing at the giant piranha crashing into a random building.
** The video game sequence involving Jason kicking the piranhas for one ups. Oddly enough, there's no comparison to Guile from ''[[Street Fighter]]''.
* The end of his review of ''[[Equilibrium]]'' where he summarizes the film in the style of Bum Reviews.
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* His impression of [[Laurence Olivier]]'s ridiculous overacting in ''[[The Jazz Singer]]'', wherein he runs around the house flailing his arms and moaning until Professor Celluloid slaps him.
* When ''[[Christmas with the Kranks]]'' starts giving him flashbacks to ''[[Jingle All the Way]]'', he narrates over the scene in an [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Ahnold]] voice.
* The beginning of the ''[[Mission: Impossible]] 2'' review. Particularly [[Doug Walker]] in a [[Bad Boss]] persona greeting him as, "Heeeey, ''[[Equilibrium]]'' [[Never Live It Down|douchebag]]!"
* When there's a random sex scene in ''Live Wire'', he first wonders if he accidentally changed the TV to a porno channel. [[Covert Pervert|Then he gets out binoculars]].
* A shocking revelation in ''[[Ultraviolet (film)|Ultraviolet]]'' is followed by the ''[[Eastenders]]'' riff. Perfect fit.
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(Closet Masochist) }}
** "Oh my god, there's so much stupid in the same place! I can feel my sanity starting to crack."
*** "[[Go Mad
** Upon seeing the Fat Slags' boyfriends in Afghanistan bonking the local women: "I'd tell them to get [[Sound Effect Bleep|f*cked]], but they already are."
** His reaction to the exploding dog scene:
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** After a gratuitous [[Precision F-Strike]]:
{{quote|'''Caption''': This sequel is rated R. Go figure.}}
* When challenging Spoony for the live action Tekken movie, he inserts a coin into the screen.
* His livestream reaction to the Youtube video of the woman with the [[Up to Eleven|world's largest breasts]]. [[Heroic BSOD|He had to log off temporarily]]
** Similarly on the stream, his reactions to [[Diamanda Hagan]] reading aloud from a book on the history of castration. [http://devillo.deviantart.com/art/Film-Brain-and-Castration-257036571 A quick look at some of them.]
* From ''[[Spy Kids]] 3D''
** After receiving Professor Celluloid's glasses (which he claims are 3D).
{{quote|"Wow, I look like an idiot."}}
** On a related note, Celluloid [[Blatant Lies|already sees in 3D.]]
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** "That's right folks, Castle has turned into a complete Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain who wants to take over the world." *cut to [[Big Trouble in Little China|Lo Pan saying "Indeed"]]* "Unlike this Movie, I don't like to be cliche.*
* From ''[[Good Luck Chuck]]''
** His dramatic reenactment of the sex scenes while the audio of the movie plays.
** "[[The Room|I got the results of the test back!]]"
* From ''[[Ghost Rider]]''
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** Linkara bursting into the hotel room thinking it was [[Frank Miller|"Miller Time"]], due to Brain's brief chant of "virgins and whores".
*** Given that Bennett has trapped them in the room, they briefly wonder how Linkara managed to do that. [[Lampshade Hanging|Then they go back to the review]].
** Film Brain demands that Jesu prove that the room is hers. Cue a sleeping Nash rolling over and trying to spoon with him. And somehow, Film Brain managed to get into the bed [[Rule of Perception|without noticing that anyone else was there]].
** Poké-Nash!
{{quote|'''Jesu''': Nash! I choose you!
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{{quote|'''FB and JO''': Femminismuh...
'''Caption''': femisughgouabuuuh }}
** Film Brain's fearful assertion that [[Forbidden Chekhov's Gun|they shouldn't use it too much.]]
** The nonsensical nature of the film's [[Recursive Reality]]:
{{quote|''[JO and Film Brain strike dramatic poses]''
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[[Category:That Guy With The Glasses/Funny]]
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