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** "Sir."
{{quote|'''Ashley:''' Or maybe they just don't like humans.
'''Shepard:''' Why not? We've got [[V (TV series)||oceans]], [[Mars Needs Women|beautiful women]], [[What Is This Thing You Call Love?|this emotion called love]]. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.
'''Kaidan:''' When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.
'''Ashley:''' You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T? }}
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** Even funnier is Javik's response:
{{quote|'''Javik:''' I don't understand.
'''EDI:''' [[Don't Explain the Joke|Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the Collectors.]]
'''Javik:''' Mating between species. A pointless exercise. }}
*** Whereas Liara thanks EDI for the update with dripping sarcasm, while Vega's reaction is simply "[[Too Much Information]]". Topped off with Shepard simply saying "[[Stop Helping Me!|Thank you, EDI.]]"
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'''Garrus''': Yeah, why?
'''Tali''': Watch yourself, Shepard. }}
* For all of Liara's [[Took a Level
* During the final mission:
{{quote|'''Wreav:''' Shepard. Thought we'd drop by and pull you humans out of the fire. In return, [[Shiny New Australia|I want to own this thing you humans call "Australia."]]}}
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