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* ''[[Undercover Brother]]''. The title character's Cadillac Coupe de Ville, with built-in tape launcher and slick sprayer.
* The so called "Durango 65" from [[Stanley Kubrick]]'s ''[[A Clockwork Orange (film)|A Clockwork Orange]]'', actually an [https://web.archive.org/web/20130624160416/http://www.carmk.net/media/2010/10/20101023084353271.jpg M-505 Adams Brothers Probe 16] - a super limited edition (only 3 were ever built) supercar built in England in 1969. The car was specifically chosen by Kubrick based on how cool and futuristic it was. It's main party piece was the fact that it was so low (only 86 cm or 34 inches in height) that it couldn't use normal doors, instead driver and passenger ingressed via an electric sliding glass roof.
* [[Elvira, Mistress of the Dark|Elvira]]'s Macabremobile.
* The Deathmobile in ''National Lampoon's [[Animal House]]''.
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* Pretty much every car seen in ''[[Mad Men]]''. After Betty {{spoiler|inherits her late father's 1961 Lincoln Continental}} it's noted in-series that that ''is'' a Cool Car for a thirtysomething housewife and mother even in its day, it's not just the [[Gorgeous Period Dress|Gorgeous Period Chrome]].
* The Batmobile in the campy 1960s ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' series was the coolest thing on the show.
** It was reworked by George Barris for the show from a concept car made by Lincoln for the 1957 auto show circuit. [http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/main/vehicles/images/lincoln_futura.jpg In its' original mint green with chrome trim]{{Dead link}}, it's even cooler.
* ''[[Kamen Rider Black RX]]'' (and its notorious adaptation, ''[[Masked Rider]]'') had a car for the titular protagonist.
** ''[[Kamen Rider Double]]'' has a car-like vehicle (it doesn't actually have controls, instead being remote-operated by his cellphone), but it holds the parts for his [[Cool Bike]] and is indeed pretty cool.
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* ''[[Fallout]] 2'' lets the player acquire a car if they manage to find the fuel cell controller needed to power it.
* S.O.P.H.I.A. from the ''[[Blaster Master]]'' series. It's practically the only way Jason (and later his son Roddy, in ''Blaster Master: Blasting Again'') is able to survive underground against a horde of mutants. Comes equipped with a mounted cannon, homing and dumbfire missiles, and it can be upgraded to [[Flying Car|hover]], among other things.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120509033648/http://www.igcd.net/movie.php?id=338221=1680 The coolest old cars] (oldest Cool Cars?) in a video game [[Mafia|ever.]]
** Don't forget the sequel [[Mafia II]]
* The Deuce or "Druid Plow" from ''[[Brutal Legend]]''. Cool at the start, and can become even cooler with all the upgrades you can get it.
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== Webcomics ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170525063927/http://centralcitytower.blogspot.com/2010/03/machine-introduction-buggy.html The buggy] in Project 0 is essentially this for Aatu.
* ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' - [http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=85676&d=1269794315 Imperial cars.] Look like [http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=85675&d=1269794315 fucking tanks].
** They look like something Hitler would drive, and that's no coincidence.
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* In ''[[Double K]]'', Kamina has the [http://captainosaka.deviantart.com/gallery/11716754#/d1683lv Gurrenrod]. {{spoiler|Unfortunately, it doesn't last very long.}}
* Parodied in [[Yehuda Moon and The Kickstand Cyclery]] with Thistle's bakfiets (cargo bicycle.) It's the envy of kids because it's not the usual soccer mom transport.
* In ''[[Impure Blood]]'', [https://web.archive.org/web/20130608181940/http://www.impurebloodwebcomic.com/Pages/Chapter007/ib040.html Mac geeks out over their car]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20140101214718/http://www.impurebloodwebcomic.com/Pages/Chapter007/ib041.html and crawls under for a good look to pronounce it cool]
* ''[[The Trenches]]'': Isaac's car.
 
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** Her car also made a cameo appearance at the very beginning of ''[[The Rescuers (Disney film)|The Rescuers]]'', where it is now driven by Madame Medusa.
* The Patty Wagon in ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' is pretty cool. It can drive even though it's just a stack of unattached pieces, some of which probably aren't even mechanical, and every part of it is fast food-themed. It runs on frying oil, its wheels are pickle slices, it has actual sesame seeds, etc.
* Speaking of wagons, the Reptar Wagon fom ''[[The Rugrats Movie]]'' is, as Stu Pickles described it, the "perfect children's toy". Seriously, besides being designed as the eponymous [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] himself, the Reptar Wagon is a multifunctional ATV with flashlight headlight eyes, mechanical moving claws and can automatically double out as a flotation boat via "Aqua Reptar" mode. And, to top it off, it's voiced by [[Busta Rhymes]] in a Darth Vader-esque voice. Now [https://web.archive.org/web/20120309130141/http://www.rugratonline.com/repwag.htm Defictionalized]!
* ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'': Madame Foster owns a black Firebird. Even with the [[Thick Line Animation|stylized artwork]] it can still be [[Shown Their Work|clearly identified]] as either a 1977 or 1978 model.
* The Question's car in ''[[Justice League]]'' looks to be a 60's Pontiac GTO. Extra points for using it to drive [[Car Fu|over some bad guys]].
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* [http://www.spainvia.com/Merlincar.htm This custom car] was built around a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine. That's right, it's a car ''powered by the same engine as a Spitfire''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMxFE37Sxw&feature=channel_page Here it is] on Classic Top Gear.
* As was this '55 Chevy, with the ol' Merlin running 3 ''thousand'' Horsepower! Here's a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIj2GVfua84 video] of it.
* Just to complete the [[Rule of Three]] - other performance car projects focus on modding the injection or swapping engines. [https://web.archive.org/web/20160308172017/http://www.ppcmag.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=29:rover-sd1-27-litre-v12=15:project-cars&Itemiditemid=19&option=com_content&view=article Charlie built himself a Rover with a Merlin tank engine]. Windscreens are for other people.
* The crown for aircraft-powered cars probably goes to Quad-Al, a dragster with FOUR Allison V-12 engines, totaling 12,000 horsepower. Unfortunately, the car was never completely finished, and never raced. Instead, it was sold off to a guy named Tex, who was promptly shot to death before he could finish it himself.
* A particular model of Porsche uses an air-cooled engine which, by pure fluke, is the exact right size and shape, with exactly the right mountings, that it can be used as a replacement engine in the original Volkswagen Beetle if the rear shock were strengthened slightly, resulting in a Beetle that can out-accelerate many sports cars.
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* [[Lethal Joke Character|The Caterham Super Seven.]] descendant of the old Lotus Seven. Yes it looks like a cross between a go-kart and a 1930s racer, and yes, its 250-hp 2-liter engine may appear to be a joke by virtue of it being from a Ford Mondeo. Now that you're done laughing, take into account the fact that it is so friggin' light (506 kg, or 1,116 pounds) that it has a power-to-weight ratio greater than the Bugatti Veyron. Let's reinterate: its power-to-weight ratio is better than the ''Bugatti Veyron'', the fastest production car in existence ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tN6_xUL8j4 it actually got around the Top Gear test track a second quicker than the Veyron did]). It's also a fraction of tthe cost and is a hell of a lot more fun to drive.
** Super Sevens show up in at least two works by [[Kosuke Fujishima]]: ''[[You're Under Arrest]]'' and ''[[éX-Driver]]''
* Nobuhiro "Monster" Tajima's [http://rundeautochat.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/01-hill-climb-suzuki-sx4-sport.jpg Pikes' Peak Suzuki Escudo]{{Dead link}}. Holder of the record time up the mountain. [[Cool Old Guy]] + Cool Car = Win.
* The [[Boring but Practical|agricultural-looking]] humble Land Rover Defender. It literally started its life as an [[Torches and Pitchforks|agricultural implement which could also burn banana oil]] in 1948, far from the glamorous military career of the American Jeep. Extreme construction simplicity combined with aluminium-alloy bodywork immune to corrosion made it able to outlive modern Jeeps, SUVs and other 4x4 animals [[Badass Grandpa|by decades]], and has remianed unchanged in that time (excluding a few engine upgrades). It has become the hallmark of African safaris, the all-enduring donkey able to carry what it breaks the camel's back and a bit more. And the British military still clings to it above all the Humvees in the world.
** [http://www.lr-mad.co.uk/pics/lrpvx2.jpg the Land rover Perentie LRPV]{{Dead link}}, part of the 'Perentie' 6x6 series of land rovers developed by and for the australian army and SASR, its essentialy a defender put on steroids to cope with the australian conditions, features include 2 machine gun mounts (one on a cupola the other on the passgengers seat), 6x6 drive, a fuel capacity of 365 litres (giving it a range of about 1600 km between drinks), an integrated cab and body structure with stowing facilities for equipment and rations as well as a low profile over the crew area. and a mounting rack so it can ''carry its own motorcycle'' for scouting purposes. [http://www.allisons.org/ll/4/LandRover/Perentie/LRPV01.jpg as demonstrated here]
*** It should be noted, however, that both the LRPV and standard 4x4 110s used by the Australian Army do away with the [[The Alleged Car|notoriously unreliable]] stock engine and install an Isuzu Diesel.
* The American counterpart of the Ferrari... errr... [[wikipedia:Studebaker Avanti|the Studebaker Avanti]] was a car so cool that it [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|outlived by decades the company who designed it]], simply because it was too cool to drop. Although designed by the early 1960s, it was far beyond what the [[Boring but Practical|traditional American car]] was supposed to be: aerodynamic fiberglass body, modern disc brakes, modern suspension, powerful V8 engines, a design straight from [[Buck Rogers]] strips. Just after the Studebaker closure of 1964, all it took were a few enthusiastic people and leftover parts to keep production running up to [[The Eighties]], when another company took over, [[It Got Worse|got bankrupt itself]], let another one to take over... even when the last owner [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|got imprisoned for fraud]] the brand still [[Made of Iron|didn't give up]]. As of 2005, they were still in production.
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* The Overfinch Holland & Holland Range Rover. A collaboration between Land Rover tuner Overfinch and custom gun make Holland & Holland. In addition to all the usual luxury refinements, the car has the best optional extra ever fitted to any car in the whole of human history - a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krqxEm1BlhM#t=6m56s self replenishing drinks cabinet filled with Vokda, Whisky and Champagne that Overfinch will top up free off charge for the first year you own the car].
* [[wikipedia:Buick GNX#Grand National.2C T-Type and GNX|Buick GNX and it's siblings]]. Not only because it could out-accelerate the magnificent Ferrari 288GTO to 60 mph, but because [[A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing|it was a wolf in sheep's skin]], so ugly and dated that few people would believe what sort of punch could it pack back then.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140122144636/http://www.carlustblog.com/2011/05/its-a-duesey.html Duesenbergs]. They were some of the biggest, fastest, and most luxurious American cars ever made and were highly regarded by even the car makers in Europe. The most famous were the [[wikipedia:Duesenberg#Birth of a legend: Duesenberg J .281928.E2.80.931937.29|Model Js.]]
** The supercharged "SJ" introduced in 1932 could do 0-60 in 8.5 seconds, hit 104 MPH in second gear, and top out at between 135-140. If that somehow does not impress you, keep in mind that a Duesenberg Model J typically weighed around 5,000 pounds and had the drag coefficient of a barn door—and that in 1932, most production cars couldn't do 60 MPH, period. As the saying went, the only car that could pass a Duesenberg was another Duesenberg—and only with the lead driver's consent!
* Any car that has the title of a famous racer or driver such as the Lamborghini Gallardo 550-2 Valvetino Balboni or the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Stirling Moss.
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