Hillary Rodham Clinton: Difference between revisions
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* [[Disease Bleach|Stress Bleach]]: Her hair is grayer now than it was when she took her oath as Secretary of State, and she has been looking increasingly more haggard as she deals with a rather delicate international situation. This is not surprising, as on the international stage she is only marginally less important than the Joint Chiefs and the President himself.
* [[The Password Is Always Swordfish]]: After illegal private email server was compromised the investigation revealed the password was blank because she didn't want to bother with one.
* [[Suspiciously Similar Substitute]]: Clinton's replacement in the Senate (later confirmed in a special election) was blonde Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand, who not only shares most of Clinton's political ideology<ref>(Gillibrand's switch from Representative of a notably conservative district to Senator of a notably liberal state has been met with a corresponding leftward shift in her political views)</ref>, but also [http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kirsten-Gillibrand.jpg bears a certain resemblance to her]{{Dead link}}.
* [[Uncanny Family Resemblance]]:
** Chelsea looks frighteningly like her mother in [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Chelsea_Clinton.jpg this picture]. If she follows anything even remotely resembling a political career (which her degree in history makes possible), it'll probably become something of a [[Generation Xerox]], too.
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