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* ''[[Team America: World Police]]'' has three kinds of people in the world: dicks(who fuck everything), pussies(who ''get'' fucked by everything), and assholes(who shit on everything).
{{quote|'''Gary Johnston'''': ''We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!''}}
** It seems that Parker and Stone are a bit more "[[Ha Ha Only Serious]]" than they originally let on, there. You can see the same speech given by another libertarian luminary, Bill Whittle. He calls it [https://web.archive.org/web/20111024060042/http://pajamasmedia.com/ejectejecteject/2009/10/07/tribes-2/ TRIBES], and the three groups are "sheepdogs(protect sheep, attack wolves)", "sheep(protected by sheepdogs, attacked by wolves)" and "wolves(attack ''everyone'')", respectively, but it's the same basic idea.
* Who can forget the classic line in "What About Bob" by the titular character himself?: "There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."
* In ''[[Saturday Night Fever]]'', there are two types of "girls", according to John Travolta's character. "You gotta decide now, <s>Sandy</s> Annette. Are you gonna put out? You're either gonna be a nice girl or a cunt."
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** Detritus tries to do ''[[Full Metal Jacket]]'' in ''[[Discworld/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]'':
{{quote|'''Detritus''': Only ... ''(counts fingers)'' only two-er things come from Slice Mountain. Rocks, an' ... an' other sorts of rocks!}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110604053509/http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/9/20warner.html This] parody of David Brooks.
* ''[[Foucault's Pendulum]]'' claims there four kinds of people in the world: "cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics."
** Although at another point it goes for the more traditional two: "writers and editors".
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* The treecats from ''[[Honorverse]]'' recognise two types of enemy: those who have been appropriately dealt with, and those who are still alive.
* Humorist Robert Benchley once noted that there were two types of people in the world: people who believe that there are two types of people in the world, and people who don't.
** This was parodied in Donald Westlake's short story ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20110911232919/http://www.donaldwestlake.com/shortstory2.html Don't You Know There's A War On?]'', in which the inhabitants of a planet consist of two types of people: people who believe what Robert Benchley said about there being two types of people in the world, and people who don't. And they've been fighting a war for several '''centuries''' about it.
* From ''[[The Pendragon Adventure]]'' series, after being given a room with a clown motif.
{{quote|There are two kinds of people in this world. People who hate and fear clowns... and clowns.}}
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* Luke Surl found [http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/2944 another two].
* [[A Softer World]]: [http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=648 In this world, there are two kinds of people], people like me, with [[Knife Nut|knives]], and people like you, with [[Eye Scream|eyeballs]]
* [[Urban Jungle]] parodies the glass half empty/half full idea [https://web.archive.org/web/20160310034537/http://www.urbanjunglecomic.com/?p=459 here]
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