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You know what my favorite play is? The Nutcracker! (GAH!)
Did you know I got a job at the airport? Oh yeah, what do you do? Check Baggage! (OUCH!) }}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140418003203/http://www.japannewbie.com/images/journal/denki_anma/denki_anma.jpg Doritos.]* "Posting" was an old method of English playground bullying. Step 1: find your victim, preferably smaller and weedier. Step 2: hold his arms and get two others to hold each leg. Step 3: separate legs and run him full-tilt into a nearby post.
* In foil fencing the groin shot is a legitimate move, the target area being the torso and crotch. It's also legal in Epee, but in that everywhere is a legal target. The only time it isn't legal is with with slashing weapon, saber. Getting stabbed in the nuts isn't a pleasant experience.
** In fencing most gents opt from day one or soon after to wear a cup to defend against this. Target area being what it is and less-experienced fencers propensity to have less control of the blade, a nutshot in fencing is a When, not an If, proposition. Those that consciously choose not to defend themselves are rarely afforded sympathy when the inevitable happens.
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