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{{quote|'''Seth's Boyfriend''': ''I'd be more inclined to dish the dirt if you'd stop lunching on garlic pizza.''}}
* In an old ''[[Garfield]]'' strip, Garfield claimed Odie had "bone breath". In another, he claims Odie's bark is worse than his bite, but [[Metaphorgotten| his breath is worse than his bark.]]
** Garfield himself often wakes up with terrible morning breath, often enough to wilt flowers ''and'' melt the vase their in. In one strip he wonders if it's the sandwich he had before bed. Then he notices the melted vase and framed picture, and notes, [[Punch Line| "Or maybe that block of goat cheese."]]
== Stand-up Comedy ==
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