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== Literature ==
* In ''[[Gulliver's Travels]]'', the Lilliputians fought a long war over which end of a boiled egg should be broken (the Big-Endians and the Little-Endians). This was a metaphor for the contemporary conflicts over the eucharist, specifically the belief and disbelief in transubstantiation.
** An even sillier example occurs in an [[Animated Adaptation]], where Princess Glory and Prince David of Blefuscu are engaged to marry, but their fathers get into an argument over which nations anthem is to be played at the wedding, which quickly degenerates into open hostilities and turninga declaration of war. Even worse, when King Bombo is about to leave in a huff, he starts to have second thoughts and decides to apologize, but when Gabby rushes in to warn everyone of the "giant on the beach!" he knocks Bombo over, and the angry king changes his mind again. This in turn makes the unfortunate David and Glory into [[Star-Crossed Lovers]] for most of the movie.
** In [[Real Life]],"''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130917180007/http://www.csd.uwo.ca/~magi/personal/humour/Shaggy_Dog/On%20Holy%20Wars%20and%20a%20Plea%20for%20Peace.html On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace]''" is a famous essay by Danny Cohen on whether data should be transmitted from the most-significant bit to the least-significant bit or vice versa. It draws heavily on ''Gulliver's Travels'' down to the names for the sides: Big-Endian (most significant first) and Little-Endian (least significant first). To this day, those are the "official" names of those groups.
* Inspired by the Swift, ''[[Dr. Seuss|The Butter Battle Book]]'' had two peoples fighting over which side of the toast should be buttered. It [[Lensman Arms Race|escalated to]] ridiculous extremes, becoming an obvious parody of the then-current Cold War, and [[No Ending|ends with an ambiguous]] [[Mexican Standoff]]. Seuss himself [[Take a Third Option|liked to butter the crust]].