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{{quote|''Man... I'' do ''love a good [[Video Game]].''|Jon}}
 
Jon Jafari is JonTron, a [[Video Game]] and film critic on [https://web.archive.org/web/20160326055453/http://normalboots.com/author/jontronshow normalboots.com]. Using a cheerful, energetic style and plenty of [[Cutaway Gag|cutaway gags]] and [[Visual Pun|visual puns]], he talks about certain elements of video games, good and bad, and occasionally reviews specific titles. His sidekick is a green parrot named Jacques, who talks in a vaguely robotic voice, has glowing red eyes, and offers stoic commentary to contrast Jon's boundless energy.
 
Although Jon sometimes critiques bad video games and bashes them a lot (at times rather harshly), he is ''not'' a [[Caustic Critic]]. He uses a lot less profanity than most others in his profession, and reacts to bad games with exaggerated confusion (and sometimes sadness or disappointment, or less often, outrage). His initial reaction to the nonsense and weirdness in the games he plays is [[Unfazed Everyman|chilled out and accepting]]... until he finally ''snaps'', often with ''hilarious'' results. Jon's most famous video is ''Waterproofing My Life With Flex Tape'', which caught the attention of ''Flex Seal'' and their promoter Phil Swift, which resulted in a sequel called ''Flex Tape II: The Flexening''.
 
[[He Also Did|He is also known]] for being Not-So-Grump on [[Game Grumps]], a [[Let's Play]] channel that became very popular on [[YouTube]], until June 2013.
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Jon was inducted into Blistered Thumbs, the video games section of [[That Guy With The Glasses]], until it shut down.
 
Jon is married to Charlotte Claw since 2019.
=== Games Discussed: ===
 
=== GamesWorks Discussed: ===
 
* ''The Adventures of [[Mighty Max]]''
* ''[[Aquaman]]: The Battle For Atlantis''
* ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]: Nuts & Bolts''
* ''[[Birdemic]]''
* Three ''[[Bubsy]]'' games
* ''[[Castlevania]]''
* ''Cool As Ice''
* ''[[Daikatana]]''
* ''Dino City''
* ''[[Donkey Kong Country Returns]]''
* ''[[Final Fantasy XIII|Final Hallway XIII]]''
* ''Flex Tape''
* ''[[Lego Harry Potter|HP7P2PLehgooo]]''
* ''Foodfight!''
* ''Goop''
* ''[[Lego Harry Potter|HP7P2PLehgooo]]''
* ''Joe and Mac''
* ''[[Mario Kart]]''
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* [[Angrish]]: Expect him to fall into this when something particularly stupid happens in a game/movie he's reviewing.
* [[Arc Words]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YPs-qwNQU&feature=plcp&context=C3d9d5d9UDOEgsToPDskJ_lsVNXGRgKKWlS81r06lY God has come] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=YC8m1gOCppc&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_374271&v=8LPQ6nT4UpA to reap the sinners]. The past handful of episodes have also [[Running Gag|gone out of their way to mention milk that has gone bad]].
* [[Bleep, Dammit!]]: In "Boating Made (TOO) Easy", Jon is wondering if he can swear on the NASBLA website which is a long bleep with "[[Country Matters|cunt]]" uncensored.
* [[The Cameo]]: Makes frequent appearances in Peanut Butter Gamer's show. In PBG's ''[[Cursed Mountain]]'' review, he appeared in a flashback as an old mountain guru.
** Also, [[Egoraptor]] as Natalia in Malkovich's Gaming Game Show.
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{{quote|JONTRON QUITS
"Falling damage in a platformer? There are some things no man should have to see. Nice tits btw" says a melancholy [[JonTron]] }}
* [[Take That]]:
* [[Take That]]:* In his review of ''[[Sonic Colors]]'' (even though he ultimately gave the game a score of "A/5"), he mentions that a crucial matter in determining whether or not the game will be good is that the [[Wii]] may not have enough Blast Processing to run it. For those without context, "Blast Processing" is an utterly meaningless term invented by [[Sega]] in the early nineties to promote the [[Sega Genesis]] and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (video game)|Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', claiming technical superiority over the [[Super Nintendo]]. Jon takes cracks at Sonic Team regularly, but seemingly all in good fun.
** The entire ''[[Final Fantasy XIII|Final Hallway XIII]]'' sketch. Jon expresses his dislike of the game by means of an ''epic'' parody of [[The Most Dangerous Video Game]] trope. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|It really is worth seeing for yourself.]]
** In ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20111126051828/http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=474&Itemid=11&lang=en Jon Tron and George Lucas Visit Jupiter]'' he mercilessly (and hilariously) ridicules the idea of going back to previous, finished works and editing them digitally, the way [[George Lucas]] does to the ''[[Star Wars]]'' original trilogy.
** He has no qualms regarding ''Goop''.
* [[Top Ten List]]: Though he sometimes does six when he can't think of ten.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: In the ''[[Star Fox Adventures]]'' episode, Jacques dies in a fiery, bloody explosion. A few minutes later, he's back to normal, as if nothing had happened.
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