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* It's a small one, but after Sam calls a end to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxgpYP2RHkM Ronon and Teal'c fight], Sheppard is glowering as he takes his part of the betting pool and then hands one of the random money notes back to Chuck the technician, who just looks baffled.
== Stargate Universe ==
'''[[Stargate Universe]]'''
* Eli's running commentary of the [[Apocalyptic Log]] in "Time", but particularly:
{{quote|''(in the video, Rush runs off during a fire fight with alien creatures)''
'''Video!Eli:''' Where are you going! You're crazy! He's crazy!
''(cut back to the crew watching the video)''
'''Eli''': ''(turns to Rush)'' You are!
'''Rush:''' ''(shrugs)'' }}
* Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this:
{{quote|'''Scott''': Telford? Sir?
'''Telford''': O__O
'''Scott''': Sir? Sir?
'''Telford''': *blink* }}
* In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to ''Destiny''." Hmm, that has a [[Everworld|certain ring to it]].
* Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help.
{{quote|'''Eli:''' Say something archaeological.
'''Chloe:''' Stratification!
'''Eli:''' That's good.
'''Chloe:''' Thank you. }}
** Counts as an ''in-universe'' CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room.
** Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship.
{{quote|'''Greer:''' I'm going to stay up here and cover your backs.
'''Eli:''' What are you, scared? ''(Greer gives him a stare)'' That was a joke. I'm sorry, I must have mistakenly thought we were on that level now. You know, friends who can kid each other like that? ''(Greer removes shades and switches to a full blown death stare)'' Please don't kill me? }}
** Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of {{spoiler|a spider attack}}, and having to explain it to Young.
{{quote|'''Scott:''' {{spoiler|It was a sizable spider, sir.}}}}
* O'Neill is good for these.
{{quote|'''Telford:''' What makes us so special?
'''O'Neill:''' I know what makes ''me'' special. }}
* Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious (which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team.
{{quote|'''TJ:''' We don't even know if it's poisonous!
'''Greer:''' ''(deadpan)'' We will. }}
* Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?"
** Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny.
* Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation".
{{quote|'''Eli:''' "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
'''Young:''' "Turn the mic back on." -- Winston Churchill }}
* Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"):
{{quote|'''Young:''' ''(about how Eli should send a signal to an alien ship)'' Ancient, English, Bat-Signal, and whatever else you've got.}}
* Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good":
{{quote|'''Volker:''' ''(deadpan)'' New friends. Yay.}}
* In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in:
{{quote|'''Rush:''' Well at least we have a full tank of gas.
'''Volker & Brody:''' ''(sarcastically, in unison)'' Yaaaay. }}
* The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny:
** "We... turned him purple."
** Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost.
{{quote|'''Eli:''' And this room is... ''(looks around in confusion)'' I don't think I've been in here before... ''(wanders off camera)''}}
** Scott catching people watching ''[[South Park]]'' when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away:
{{quote|'''Scott:''' ''(about running two miles)'' I can do it under 23 minutes.
'''Eli:''' Really? Funny, because there's a protein bar here that says you can't.
''(Scott runs off, everyone goes back to watching'' [[South Park]]'')'' }}
* When Brody attempts to turn off [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on.
* This:
{{quote|'''Rush:''' You've come a long way from the slacker gamer I met one year ago.
'''Eli:''' ... You've been pretty consistent. }}
* Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming]].
{{quote|'''Volker:''' What's Rush's country called? ''Rushia?''
'''Eli:''' ... Futura.
'''Volker:''' ...what the hell kind of name is Futura?
'''Brody:''' What's wrong with Futura?
'''Eli:''' Well, they say that you ''(indicates Brody)'' came up with it. }}
** When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from.
{{quote|'''Yaozu:''' "It is easier to know where you are going if you know where you have been." Eli Wallace.
'''Everyone Else:''' ''(awkward silence)'' }}
** More Futura humor.
{{quote|'''Volker:''' Maybe ''Futura'' helped.
'''Park:''' Isn't that a font?
'''Brody:''' Will you shut up about the name? }}
** The [[Pair the Spares]] moment.
{{quote|'''Eli:''' Me and... Private Barnes?
'''Chloe:''' You know... if you want to pursue that? }}
** One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody... complaining.
{{quote|'''Brody:''' [[Grumpy Old Man|All these kids... running around, dancing. Always dancing. Tearing up my lawn! When I was a kid, people had respect--]] ''(recording shuts off)''}}
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