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{{quote|"The powers that be are in fact watching you at all hours and tracking your every move, but only because they're hoping you'll slip on the ice and drop your groceries again."|''[[The Onion]]''}}
 
{{quote|"If you closely analyze the explosions here, here, and here, you’ll notice that this is a controlled demolition. And if you take all segments and the first letter of each city that each segment was shot in, it spells out the word "CNHOS", which means nothing but it clearly reveals that the government has been infiltrated by [[The Illuminati]], whose informant, as we all know, is none other than [[Star Wars|Chewbacca]] and the author of the [[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and Thethe Prisoner of Azkaban (novel)|third]] ''[[Harry Potter]]'' book, which alludes to an alien plot to destroy the world, but not just any alien, but this alien, [[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|this alien]], and this alien. And who is the only human being who can save us from this [[Government Conspiracy]]? [[Nicolas Cage]]."|'''[[Ray William Johnson]]''' on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY this environmentalist ad] in the episode aptly titled [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5yEXai8MoQ&t=3m13s "Conspiracy Theory"]}}
 
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