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** Writing down the cause of death does not determine how a victim dies, it just tells Altaïr what to make it look like.
*** So Deathnotes are actually just Altaïr's hitlists?
**** Here, I'll just write "Altaïr. Accident. Attempts to kill the person writing this, and accidentally knifes himself in the face". [[For Science!|Let's see if it causes a]] [[Divide By Zero]].
***** "Alta- [[Written Sound Effect|*HURK*]]" [[Unsound Effect|*Death*]]
**** Altaïr/ divided by zero equals Altaïr killing every mathematician in the world, and rewriting the rules...
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**** Considering [[Word of God]] says that one of the pieces of eden controlls ''time'', then yes, Altaïr can be considered a Time Lord - ''in canon''. All he has to do is own it. And we all know that owning is what Altaïr has every morning for breakfast.
**** It's not Word Of God- the conference room computer in the first game says it in the email.
**** Altaïr grew into his godhood. Young Ezio just has a health bar, not a synchronization bar, meaning he really did get the $#!+ kicked out of him on a regular basis - he was simply too [[The Determinator|obsessed]] with his [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]] to die as easily as everyone else, making him just a [[Badass Normal]]. But Ezio eventually grows to put Altaïr to shame - [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Synchronization#Synchronization_in_Assassin.27s_Creed:_Brotherhood 100% synchronization] has some [http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/996093-assassins-creed-brotherhood/faqs/61378 insane requirements]. He'd regained Altaïr's invisibility and inability to be struck, and gained a form of ESP that allows him to navigate unknown areas like old stomping grounds, can slaughter guards like a [[One
* Wait, wait, does this mean that Altaïr also killed off all of the Time Lords and the Daleks during the Last Great Time War? The Daleks I can understand, but why the Time Lords too if Altaïr is also a Time Lord himself?
** Well, naturally, he serves a higher power now. One that transcends the notions of race, gender and any concept of [[Above Good and Evil|good and evil]].
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== [[Kingdom Hearts|The Mysterious Figure]] is really Altaïr. ==
His weapons are [[Infinity
== Altaïr is a [[Pokémon|Moltres]] ==
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