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{{quote| '''Benny:''' The cleaners will knock twice. Tell them to be thorough.<br />

'''Courier:''' It's a real mess in here - four bodies.<br />

** It's also pretty funny when you find the Great Khans in Boulder City. Particularly since you can tell Jessup, word for word, 'I Got Better.'

** Or pretend you're a ghost. Complete with "Whoooooooooh".

{{quote| '''Courier:''' [[Robo Speak|Robot! Let me pass!]]}}

* President Aaron Kimball of the New Californian Republic visits Hoover Dam ''in''... {{spoiler|1=[[Queer As Tropes|Bear Force]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM One].}}

* When talking to Boone about Nelson.

{{quote| '''Boone:''' We're coming up on Nelson. I'm going to kill every Legion in there if that's not a problem.<br />

{{quote| '''Phillipe:''' Take all the recipes. It won't fill the hole, though. Just know that. (''tearfully'') You'll always feel ''empty''!}}

** If you go the medicine route, Phillipe's final line is hilarious [[Mood Whiplash]]. He's yelling and all of a sudden drops into this quiet "My god, I'd forgotten that. How could they do that to me?"

* Cass talking about how the NCR is suffering from over extension.

{{quote| '''Cass:''' No one's dick is that fucking long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.<br />

{{quote| '''Caesar''': And you believed that? Because I'm actually going to have you killed.<br />

(''[[Beat]]'')<br />

* The drunks in Freeside.

{{quote| '''Random Drunk''': There are many great things in life, but peeing is definitely the best.<br />

* Help Mick secure a guns deal with the Omertas, and he'll upgrade your Pip-Boy 3000 to....[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35pRCoXI5Pc a Pimp-Boy 3 Billion]. You even hold it [[Gangsta Style|slightly tilted when looking at the screen.]]

** Actually, that is just a [[Good Bad Bugs|a glitch with the female mesh.]] Male characters hold it normally.

** Another funny moment during character creation is when the good doctor shows you a couple of pictures and asks you what they look like.

{{quote| [[All Men Are Perverts|"I'm too embarrassed]] [[All Women Are Lustful|to say."]]}}

* The quest ''Come Fly With Me'' ends with a trio of 50s-style rockets launching, set to "Ride of the Valkyries" (which is specifically selected to be the music playing when you flip the switch); I personally found it hilarious. [[Video Game Cruelty Potential|Depending on your sense of humor, sabotaging the launch only makes it funnier.]]

* [http://youtu.be/XwjCTjdDyvw You will never survive my deadly Robo-Scorpions, Technological-Terrors and uh... my bigger, more atomic versions of these things]!

* Obsidian has stated they intend Old World Blues to be much more humorous than other DLCs. They were not kidding.

** When the Think-Tank first encounters the Courier, they mistake the finger and toes for [[Inherently Funny Words|peni]][[Toilet Humor|ses]].

** With Wild Wasteland, while wandering around the cyber-dog testing facility, you go by a window into a room...[http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6021/5957506553_a3f3856d06_b.jpg of five cyber-dogs playing poker.]

** Toaster, the [[Omnicidal Maniac]]...toaster.

** In that vein, everything after you inform the Toaster that the world ''already'' burned. In nuclear fire. He's quite put off his game by the disappointment.

** Again with Wild Wasteland, you can come across [[Snow White (Literature)|seven garden gnomes]] with pickaxes near a grave. Sadly, the grave does not contain an apple.

** Dr. Klein on the intercom, made all the funnier by his stuck voice module:

{{quote| ''YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS INTERCOM THING. IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF... SKY-GOD!''}}

** The conversation between Doctor 0 and Doctor Klein if 0 is on your side and "changed" his name to 0. He states his name proudly as "zero, with a slash through it" (to differentiate between the number and the letter O, which Klein called him). Klein's reaction to the slash is priceless. Not to mention when 0 accuses him of plagiarizing from the Chinese--

{{quote| HOW DARE YOU! BRAINIAL BEAM OSCILLATION WAS SOLELY MY DISCOVERY! I EXPRESSLY TOLD YOU THAT AND DELETED ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!}}

'''Courier''': No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." That's just...wrong.<br />

'''ED-E''': <[[Covert Pervert|Coy beeping.]]> }}

* "What's a Chicago?"

* When you look around Camp Guardian you find notes that make it have all the classic signs from a horror movie: Bad radio communications, sounds at night, using explosives and finding caves, shadows in the water and it's too big to be a fish. When you investigate you find that they opened up a BIG Lakelurk nest and all but one person survived. When you find him he's wounded and you can tell he's very glad to see someone human. When you greet him, you can respond like so: {{spoiler|<Raise Arms> [[Comedic Sociopathy|"Boogedy boogedy boo!"]] His reaction is priceless.}} You can watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7SUmsfDxU&t=08m14s here.]

'''Courier:''' Oh, you're crazy, aren't you?<br />

'''Nightkin:''' Crazy with low prices on wind-brahmin! You buy one! }}

{{quote| '''Doctor O:''' Ding... Turkey's done.}}

* Vault 11's {{spoiler|[[Lottery of Doom]]}} is not funny. The recording meant to soothe the intended victim, however, is ''hysterically'' funny. For instance, it was intended for somebody who would have spent his or her entire life up to that point in several small rooms under thirty feet of rock behind three feet of steel...