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It's the only explanation for his vast collection.
Disappointed with his small video game library, he discovered a genie and [[Be Careful What You Wish For|wished for every video game ever made, the systems necessary to play them all,]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and a lot of beer]]. The genie granted his wish. In the process, the Nerd received [[
Also, the genie is Mike Matei. Bugs Bunny, The Joker, Freddy Kreuger, and Mike Matei's other roles are manifestations of the genie designed to further antagonize the Nerd.
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== One day, The Nerd will make an exemption of the old-games only rule, and will review something recent. ==
* Like [[I Wanna Be the Guy]], where the Nerd will have the [[Heroic BSOD]] because almost every gameplay flaw that the Nerd complained in his past reviews ([[One Hit Wonder]] and [[Fake Difficulty]] specifically) is what makes this game addicting.
** Became more likely recently, since [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]] has reviewed [[Battlefield Earth]] ([[So Bad
** What do you call his ''[[Ghostbusters]]: The Game'' review, then?
** Technically James Rolfe reviewed the Ghostbusters game, not the Nerd - the Nerd being the character. If you notice it was a completely different review style (ie: no [[Cluster F
** He did briefly knock some modern games in his ''A Christmas Carol'' spoof, and he can be seen playing them in two other videos.
* If so, then could he perhaps review a computer game for a change? I'm burning to see a AVGN review of a [[Touhou Project]] game.
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== The Nerd and Board James are twin brothers. ==
Speaks for itself, really.
** Well, some of the Board James videos take place in the Nerd's room, and James had used similar powers as the Nerd. Maybe the Nerd is the [[Evil Twin|evil twin]] of Board James [[Sibling Yin
== The Nerd and Board James are clones. ==
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It's why he is compelled to continue playing bad games-he is atoning for his sins.It just so happens Purgatory exists in his basement,and God will occasionly let him outside to combat the Critic(who will become the [[Anti Christ]] when he goes [[Mad From The Revelation]] and turns into Ask That Guy).
* So I guess Purgatory really is ''Top Gun'' on the NES.
* Jossed, purgatory is [[Action 52|getting over the Ape Man.]] [[Heads I Win, Tails You Lose|Or beating the Ape Man.]]
== The plane from Top Gun that escaped from the Nerd's TV will return one day. ==
I forsee one of two circumstances: the plane comes in whilst the Nerd is getting his ass handed to him by [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis|Bugs Bunny]] (or someone) again and saves the day. OR, right as he's about to overcome some obstacle he's spent the entire episode raging over, the plane comes in and destroys something, robbing the Nerd of his victory. Cue [[Cluster F
== The nerd will build a replica of the playground dragon for The Dragon in My Dreams ==
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== The Nerd is a [[Reality Warper]]. ==
It explains why he can throw [[Street Fighter|Sonic Booms and Hadokens]], [[Superman|fly]], [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|breathe in space]], [[Summon Magic|summon Super Mecha Death Christ]], [[Frickin' Laser Beams|fire real lasers from light guns]] and [[Status Quo Is God|have his basement return to normal after each episode]]. The [[Power At a Price|downside]] is that characters from shitty games sometimes [[Defictionalization|defictionalize]] and harass him.
== The Nerd is a [[Darker Than Black|Contractor]]. ==
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== The Power Glove is [[Lethal Joke Weapon|not nearly as useless as it seems]] ==
It one-shotted [[A Nightmare On Elm Street (Film)|Freddy Krueger]], and it allowed the Nerd to accomplish the otherwise impossible tasks of landing the plane in [[Top Gun]] and beating [[Enemy Without|Dark]] [[Final Boss|Link]] in [[Zelda II the Adventure of Link (Video Game)|Zelda II]], despite its reputation for being [[So Bad
== The Angry Video Game Nerd was the first/one of the first victims of [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|the]] [[Eldritch Abomination|Entity.]] ==
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