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** And [[Jack Thompson]] (seen [[media:jack_thompson.jpg|here]] being [[Jack Thompson]]) is his father.

 

Seriously... [[Jack Thompson]] gets really, really old (even older than he is now) and suddenly realizes all of his "crusades" against videogames and "dangerous programming" are ill-advised and detrimental to freedom (and fun). So he replaces himself with a clone, goes back in time as a much better-looking version of himself to be an activist ''for'' free speech and freedom of the press. His original goal was to at least cancel out the effect his original fear-mongering had. But of course, now that he's spouting logic and reason, he's far more respected, successful and decorated than he ever could have hoped to be. He learned his lesson... and he makes $11 million a year. This might explain why Jon Stewart ''never'' mentions [[Jack Thompson]] on his show.

* Well, that's PROBABLY because if he did, a time paradox would wipe them both from existence. While Thompson's eradication would be [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]], Jon's would be...well, what's [[Ruined FOREVER|the trope name for the opposite?]]

* So Jack Thompson would go from the far-left Fascistic moron to the articulate center-left comedian and pundit? [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|Quite excellent]].

 

This practically writes itself, people.

* That makes an odd amount of sense. That would make Obama a Blue Lanter, and the Bush administration Yellow Lanterns because of their constant fear-mongering (ironically, the same as the terrorists). Throw in Stephen as a Red Lantern, maybe, and you've got yourself a nice story.