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{{quote| He's taken to his bed, in some discomfort. There are turtles swimming out his arse.}}
** The only thing that makes that sweeter, is that it's implied Tyrion was deliberately giving him false confidence, since Tyrion offers to bet secrets right before the game.
* The out of nowhere [[Shout
* Jaime surprises Jonos Bracken in the middle of sex, and one of the darkest fantasy series ever briefly turns into a classical French farce. "And how fares your lady wife?"
** Even funnier is Jaime's [[Deadpan Snarker|deadpan snark]] response to Bracken's greeting.
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“His ravens?” said Jojen.<br />
“Hodor?” said Hodor. }}
** It's not really funny that he gets beaten up badly for it, but after Theon takes Winterfell, he makes a speech to everyone there and basically asks if anyone has objections to his being in charge now. Hodor angrily shouts out "[[Pokémon
* Jaime's relentless [[Shut Up, Kirk|trolling]] (there's no other word for it, really) of Cat Stark when she interrogates him in Riverrun:
{{quote| '''[[Team Mom|Catelyn Stark]]:''' A man chained in hand and foot should keep a more courteous tongue in his mouth. I did not come here to be threatened.<br />
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