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* [[The Missionary]]: Reverend Oats decides to act as a missionary to Uberwald. {{spoiler|As seen in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Unseen Academicals|Unseen Academicals]]'', it works}}.
** {{spoiler|Unsurprising considering he, by this point, wields a battle axe named Forgiveness, which is presumably what people pray for when Oates comes into view.}}
* [[Multiple -Tailed Beast]]: "Scraps", the [[Frankenstein's Monster]] of a [[Big Friendly Dog]] created by [[The Igor|Igor]].
{{quote| '''Nanny Ogg''': He's as happy as a dog with two ... oh, he ''does'' have two tails.}}
* [[Nay Theist]]: Granny. Oates is terrified of the idea of her actually finding a god who met her moral standards, given her sheer passion and persuasive ability.
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* [[Reverse Psychology]]: The Magpyr's castle is named Don'tGoNearThe Castle, and route is regularly marked by signs like "Don't take this quickest route to the Castle". According to Igor, it was always full with guests.
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money]]: The new Count uses his wealth to establish his own idea of order in his hometown.
* [[Shout -Out]]: [[Dracula|"I do not drink ... wine."]]
** [[The Igor|He]] does drink whiskey though.
** And later on: "I thought we didn't drink ... wine."
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* [[Spot of Tea]]: Granny drives the vampires mad by giving them an insatiable thirst for tea.
* [[Take a Level In Badass]]: With a little coaching from Granny, Mightily Oats goes from a wishy-washy priest wracked with doubt and inner turmoil to {{spoiler|chopping off the head of the evil Count Magpyr with a single axe blow.}}
* [[The Smurfette Principle]]: The Nac Mac Feegle have one female and hundreds of males. [[Shout -Out|Seeing as they're all six inches tall and blue...]]
* [[To Be Lawful or Good]]: Mightily Oats ''must'' build a fire to save the life of a wounded and freezing Granny Weatherwax - but all he has for dry kindling is the Book of Om, his holy scripture. {{spoiler|[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|He makes a great light.]]}}
* [[Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth]]: The vampires suck Granny Weatherwax's blood, and ''they're'' the ones who come off worse.
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* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: The Magpyrs go through this, as their idea of what "modern vampirism" is about gets stripped away, leaving the bloodthirsty, power-hungry monsters at their core.
* [[Violent Glaswegian]]: The Nac Mac Feegle again.
* [[We ARE Struggling Together!]]: Oats speculates that his own [[Split Personality]] is the schismatic tendency of Omnianism taken to its logical extreme.
* [[What You Are in The Dark]] - in the [[Battle in The Center of The Mind]] mentioned above
{{quote| '''Granny''': I knows what you are, Esmerelda Weatherwax, and I ain't scared of you anymore.}}
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