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*** In Series 14, Hammond <s>raced</s> "[drove] at the same time on the same track" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYgByWiTbw&#t=04m57s a Marina against Clarkson in a Lancia]. Given their poor history of Marinas and pianos, they gave him one which had already had a piano dropped on it. You'll never guess what happened when it conveniently "broke down", and Hammond got out for a minute to find a toolkit...

* As {{[[User|Kazokuhouou]] this troper}} put it to her dad: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e7R3y-qwZ0 Jeremy tests a Ford Fiesta old-school style...and then he just gets silly.]"

*** "I am now breaking the speed limit, INDOORS!"

*** Even funnier with the Beach assault. Especially when the Royal Marines beach, to the soundtrack of the [[Crowning Music of Awesome|1812 Overture]], complete with explosions filled in where the original piece was [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|supposed to have cannons]]. It provides such gems as :

* Episode 1: the road test of the Porsche GT2.

{{quote| '''Clarkson''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!}}

{{quote| '''Clarkson:''' Now, the time has come, I fear. Lots of complaints after last week's program - Internet kind of awash with hate, people demanding an apology - and I am only too happy to give one. I am very sorry that I didn't put the [Porsche] GT2's time on the board ... [''laughter''] ... really, I don't know what to say.}}

* The Race to Blackpool, where the presenters have to drive all the way from Basel in Switzerland, whoever gets there first gets to turn on the Blackpool Illuminations but they have to ration their fuel to make sure they make it, and if none of them arrive then the Stig is on hand to do it in their place...

 

== Series 15 ==

{{quote| '''Jeremy''': ''(in a poor German Accent)'' "''Vorwarts!''"<br />

'''James''': ''(accidentally backing the car up)'' "''Scheisse!''" }}

** In the same episode, Clarkson and May go to China to look at Chinese cars and consider the claim that the Chinese are going to take over the car industry in a few years. At the end of the segment, it cuts back to the studio to reveal that [[Hostile Show Takeover|the presenters have been replaced by Chinese analogues.]]

*** Also, the [[All Asians Know Martial Arts|Attack Stig]].

 

 

{{quote| '''May''': Are you sure it's not just a typical holiday romance? You'll get him home, and he'll be horrid!<br />

'''Clarkson''': Richard. He only wants a British passport.<br />

'''Hammond''': Listen, [[Companion Cube|it's]] ''[[Companion Cube|real!]]'' He [[Cargo Ship|loves me]], and he's coming home! That's a fact. [''audience goes 'awwwwww'''] This is happening.<br />

'''Clarkson''': I'm going to be sick. }}

'''Richard''': Yeah, you can get away with anything. "I'm terribly sorry, I ran over your dog..." "Oh!!" "...in my ''Jaaaag''." "Oh, well, never mind."<br />

'''James''': Is it fair to say, do you think, that no ''Jag'' owner is ever entirely trustworthy, but it's in a really nice, likeable way? }}

* The only sentence James can say in German is "Naturally Heins is wet. He's standing under a waterfall."

* "My epiglottis is full of bees!" [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/epiglottis Now Wiktionary's use in a sentence for epiglottis.]