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** His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0 response to Anonymous] crams one of these [[Up to Eleven|between every sentence]], referencing the pictures in an [[Image Board]] thread.
* [[Buffy-Speak]]: Prevalent in the [[YouTube]] responses, where he will refer to people by terms like "smart computer-type person".
* [[Bullet -Proof Fashion Plate]]: Old Spice Man apparently had all of his tattoos bitten off by sharks and a whole arm replaced with the muscle tissue of a vicious animal, and yet he's still one ridiculously handsome man.
* [[But Now I Must Go]]: At the end of Mano a Mano en el Baño, Mustafa says, "I must go, for now."
* [[Captain Obvious]]: "I'm on a horse."
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* [[Gratuitous Italian]]: Fabio, for obvious reasons.
* [[Hammerspace]]: From which Mustafa can withdraw Old Spice bodywash, freshwater fish, expensive magnifying glasses, and everything in between.
* [[High -Class Glass]]: Monocle smile!
* [[The High Queen]]: Ellen DeGeneres (a.k.a. Grand Princess Queen of All Who Are Pleasant, Syndicated, and Prone to Spontaneous Dance Movements) was crowned by the king of Ellenopia, below.
* [[I Was Told There Would Be Cake]]: Ladies, buy your man Old Spice bodywash and he ''will'' <s>smell like he can</s> bake you cake.
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* [[Perma Stubble]]: Grown to keep you looking at Mustafa's face and not [[My Eyes Are Up Here|his abs]].
* [[Rasputinian Death]]: Well, more like Rasputinian Kidnapping. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkqmHllC1s&feature=player_embedded Needless to say], {{spoiler|Old Spice Guy escapes}}.
* [[Rated "M" for Manly]]: Mustafa is so manly that when he clears his throat, it sounds like a chainsaw being revved.
* [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud|Reading the Punctuation Out Loud]]: Mustafa does this habitually in his Youtube responses, resulting in lines like "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXrdpMLrEYY L O L exclamation exclamation exclamation exclamation]" and "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx39t_EikbI Disappointed mouth emoticon]".
* [[Really 700 Years Old|Really 1.5 Kabillion Years Old]]: Old Spice Guy takes ''centuries'' to plan his vacations. He can explain the proper procedure in a 16th-century French arm-wrestling match, because he was there.
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