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** Demonstrating how traditional and international food can be deliciously merged: The Spicy Haggis Panini.
* '''Irn Bru''': Pronounced "Iron Brew". Scotland's ''other'' national drink. Radioactive orange in color; alleged to have energy-giving properties, and to be made from girders. Believed to be a good cure for hangovers, which may explain its popularity.
** Scotland's ''other'' other national drink is '''[http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Kola:Red Kola|Red Kola]]'''<ref> There are two varieties, Curries's or Barr's. We strongly advise you not get involved in a debate over which is better</ref> which is pretty much the same as Irn Bru only instead of radioactive orange it is radioactive red. Pretty much anything you hear about Bru can be applied to Red Kola, with all the same caveats. Red Kola is most popular in Ayrshire and the surrounding, for the obvious reason that that is where Curries used to make the stuff before being bought out. Also available in a boiled sweet form which is called Red Kola Kubes.
*** For anyone confused and wondering, Scotland's ''first'' national drink is of course '''Whisky''' of which there are [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_distilleries_in_Scotland:List of distilleries in Scotland|huge amounts of types, brands, varieties, labels, and distilleries]]<ref>this is due to something of a renaissance in micro-brewing in the last decade or so. Some of these small operations will only brew one label on a very limited run before closing again, or change varieties and brewing methods with each casking</ref>. Tasting them all and debating which is best is the work of a lifetime, so is debating exactly how many there are and which type is which for that matter. One which definitely isn't, is [[Spell My Name With an "S"|whiskey with an "e"]], which is Irish.<ref>And American, while "whisky" (no "e") is also Canadian. The distinction makes sense: the American frontier distillers who developed American whiskey were historically Ulster Scots--like most distillers in 19th-century Ireland--while Canadian ones were Scots from Scotland. While the American and Canadian styles of whisk(e)y were adapted for new grains in the New World--maize and rye (particularly rye in Canada)--the similarities between Irish and American whiskey and Scottish and Canadian whisky, respectively, remain clear to the attentive drinker. Not to say that any one of these is better than Scotch...</ref> Getting that wrong can also be a debate that will last a lifetime, ([[Violent Glaswegian|but also less than half an hour]]) if uttered in the wrong place.
* '''Deep-fried Mars Bars''': Are actually real. They originated as a novelty item somewhere in some corner of darkest Scotland - although its true origins are shrouded in the mists of time<ref>and alcohol</ref> - and have since spread to become a novelty item everywhere else: a kind of national joke and conspiracy, but if a tourist asks for one, he's getting one. (Note that [[Separated By a Common Language|what is marketed as a Mars bar]] in the UK more closely resembles the American Milky Way bar than the American Mars bar.) Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Glasgow and Dundee all claim to have invented it.
* '''Scotch Pies''': a Scottish institution even more than the 'White Pudding Supper'. If they went away, what would the football fans eat instead? It doesn't bear thinking about.
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* '''The Swally (beer&alcohol)'''. Scotland also brews the official strongest beer in the world. It is made by the ''Brew Dog'' brewery, is 41% alcohol by volume (that is around 80 proof for those on old money) and called ''[http://www.brewdog.com/product.php?id=47 Sink The Bismarck]''.
*** A note on Scottish beers, a weary traveller may find beers labelled as 60, 70, 80, or 90 Shilling. This due to a quirk of past Scottish licensing laws ([[The BBC]] has a good article [http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A288317 here]) Basically the lower the shilling, the weaker the beer. Lager is generally Tennents' (who used to put pictures of half naked women on their cans) and they do a lot of sponsorship of major events.
*** As with Whisky (above) there are a [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breweries_in_Scotland:List of breweries in Scotland|number of microbreweries making specialist beers]]. Once again, sampling them all would be the work of a lifetime.
*** Scotland also has number of Fruit Wine makers, most famous are probably [http://www.cairnomohr.com/ Cairn O'Mohr] (say it [[Incredibly Lame Pun|out-loud]]) and [http://www.moniackcastle.co.uk/index.htm Moniack Castle].
** Be warned, alcohol is [[Serious Business]] here so tread lightly.
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