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''My angel is the centerfold. (Angel is the centerfold.)"''|'''The J. Geils Band''', "Centerfold"}}
 
{{quote|''If you're not familiar with a "mud volcano" we're going to suggest you not Google it as it almost certainly doubles as the name for a certain kind of fetish video.''|'''[[Cracked (Website).com|Cracked]]''' }}
 
{{quote|'''A''': But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?<br />
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{{quote|'''Rachel''': No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?<br />
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[Calvin and Hobbes (Comic Strip)|Calvin doing Hobbes]].<br />
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?<br />
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. (Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)<br />
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.|''[[Friends (TV)|Friends]]'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"}}
 
{{quote|''Sometimes I wonder why I'm apprehensive to have sex EVER and then I remember this thread.<br />
I mean, JESUS. People could settle for a penis and a vagina or a penis and a penis or a vagina and a vagina but NO THEY HAVE TO GO AND WANT IT COMPLICATED AND CREEPY AND [[Angrish|AHDFBHIFBIBEBHBHBHRBHBHIR.]]''|'''[[Tropers/Charlatan|Charlatan]]'''}}
 
{{quote|"Oh my god! They got a new [[Sonic the Hedgehog (Franchise)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] character! I must. Draw. ''Porn of it''!|''[[Sonic Shorts]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Quantum Fetish Mechanics: the act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it. ''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
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'''Winslow''': ''I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
 
{{quote|"If you need more information about sex, just Google... anything, really."|''Stephen Colbert, [[The Colbert Report (TV)|The Colbert Report]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[E.T. the Extraterrestrial (Film)Extra-Terrestrial|extra-terrestrial]] [[Squick|poon]], with nightmares of [[Squick|being violated by a human]] [[Beavis and Butthead|Beavis]] [[Squick|with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[Sarcasm Mode|Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]''|''[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]''}}
 
{{quote|"You wouldn't believe how many fetishes there are that involve me and Sam."|'''Max''' in ''[[Sam and Max]]: The Penal Zone'' }}
 
{{quote|''I [...] found [a drawing] of a lactating hermaphroditic [[Final Fantasy VIII (Video Game)|Quistis]] tit-fucking herself and blowing her own'' '''''[[Biggus Dickus|three-foot cock]]''''' ''while choking it with her whip, sticking the handle in her pussy and jamming a vibrator in her own asshole.''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Go into google, do a search of the word 'Balloon' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain the word balloon. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on the word 'Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet containing the word animal. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on 'Balloon Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain both the words balloon and animal. Be warned you will find some ''very'' bizarre pornography."''|Dave Gorman, ''Googlewhack''}}
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{{quote|''"I like to watch robots pee". I bet you there's a website for that. ''[pause]'' There is now!''|'''[[Craig Ferguson]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[You Do NOT Want to Know|You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[Power Perversion Potential|imagined doing with]] [[The Hypnotoad]]."''|'''Matt Tobey''', ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/tag/countdown-to-futurama/ Countdown to Futurama]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I went on the internet this week, and I found this. It is just pure pornography, look at, look at; ''(beat)'' it is a convertible version of the Alfa Romeo XC that I was driving just a few minutes ago. [[Sincerity Mode|It is gorgeous though isn't it, don't you think that's gorgeous?]]"'' |'''Jeremy Clarkson''' Top Gear presenter [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|in a none squick part]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frqvoVY1wSU&feature=related of this video]}}
 
{{quote|''"It's the internet, Ma-Ti. There's porn for everything!"''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' tells it like it is}}
 
{{quote|''"Ah, the days before Internet porn, when we learned that every conceivable fetish - namely, everything - had a viable market for it!"''|'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]''', on the porn distributor of ''[[Superman (Comic Book)|Action Comics]]'' #593 claiming "there ain't much market for [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms|solo acts]]"}}
 
{{quote|''"I found this very difficult to masturbate to."'''|'''[[YouTube]] meme''' posted on videos that clearly aren't meant to be porn, or even close to it}}
 
{{quote|''"The pornos happen fast, I will give them that. Thank ''GOD'' I aged them up to the ripe year of 15. Conscience totally fucking ameliorated."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', a day after introducing some new characters to ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"i am so proud to draw porn of [[Andrew Hussie|this man]]’s [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|comic]]."''|'''[[Kagerou (Webcomic)|Luka Delaney]]''', via [http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/14210884895/mad-answerins Tumblr]}}
 
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