Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/WMG: Difference between revisions

== All the chocolate Wonka's factory makes is laced with an ''addictive'' hallucinogen. ==

 

He is often seen wearing a top hat, and the sequel book shows that much of the factory is underground.

* Both films, while not showing it, imply it. The long hallway to the chocolate room heads ''down.''

 

== Mr. Wonka is [[Girl Genius|a spark.]] ==

* He's got to make Wonka-style TV common first.

 

This would explain why he can create candy that is impossible as defined by the laws of physics, because as long as he thinks it works, it does. He is obviously a VERY high power devisor at that, in fact, as his candy always works right and doesn't explode everyone who touches it (unless that's what it's supposed to do, of course.)

 

He has a special, higher than ordinarily possible, version of Beholden and Production Line that allows him to create huge amounts of wonders in Pill Form, allowing the strange effects. Pill Form prevents Havoc unless directly interfered with; eating it destroys it before it can be properly messed with. He is a rogue Staunen.

 

It could be that Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka was next in line to Peter Ostrum's Charlie. The Willy Wonkas in both movies both gave their factories to the Charlie Buckets at the end of their respective movies. So it's possible that even before the book was written, a Willy Wonka has always given the Wonka factory to some nice bloke called Charlie Bucket when it's about time to retire.

* Sounds plausible. But Peter Ostrum's Charlie either had bad luck distributing ''his'' Golden Tickets or else chose to test for something ''other'' than moral character in the hopes that he could train that with the chocolatiering. (Wilder's Wonka tested for moral character; Depp's Wonka has a ''very'' shaky grasp on it.)

 

== Wonka designed the tour to try to tempt each child with a Karmic Fate, so as to better evaluate them. ==

 

== In making his factory, Wonka inadvertently tunneled into [[Touhou Project|Gensokyo]] ==

 

 

== Wonka is some form of supernatural being with [[Reality Warping]] powers ==

Probably a relatively low-level trickster deity or one of [[The Fair Folk]]. In the 2005 film, he doesn't look quite...human. He's not just pale, he's kind of grey and translucent. Being magical in nature, he can make such things as everlasting gobstoppers and ice-cream that doesn't melt happen even if they're impossible, along with sheep that have candyfloss for wool and square sweets that look round and so on. The squirrels are under his control, as an elemental being. The television chocolate thing works because, although he has no idea how physics really works, he expects it to work the way he thinks it does and therefore it does. The Oompa Loompas are some kind of subordinate beings, or beings that he created or summoned up from elsewhere.

 

 

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Hence her [[Hollow-Sounding Head|head sounding empty]] when the squirrels tap on it.

 

Someone had to say it! He just built a regular-sized factory as a cover: the front door is really the door to his TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside, and he distracts his guests with songs and dances so they don't notice when they're traveling through the time vortex. Then, when they're good and distracted, he leads them out through another door (the TARDIS's door again) into an alien planet. Oompa Loompas are aliens. And all the chocolate trees are the planet's natural flora and fauna!

 

== Wonka Only Hates Mr. Salt. ==

 

Now try watching the movie again and tell me you don't see it.