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{{quote|'''Gloria:''' You cost me my job! Now I can't pay my bills!<br />
'''Arthur:''' And you hurt my feelings. So we're even!|''[[
{{quote|''"When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."''|'''Anton LaVey''', ''The Satanic Bible''}}
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{{quote|''"Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-aught three, the head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates -- which is another way of saying "who knows?" -- when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was...inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique."''|'''Bill''', ''[[Kill Bill]] Volume 2''}}
{{quote|''"The disproportional response! Let the word ring forth, from this time and this place, gentlemen, you kill an American, any American, we don't come back with a proportional response. We come back with total disaster!"''|'''President Jed Bartlet''', ''[[
{{quote|'''Namine:''' So what do you promise not to do?<br />
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Or else I will make you bleed internally."''|'''G. G. Allin''', "Automatic"}}
{{quote|''"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I ''killed him''. Do you think that was wrong?"''|'''Chandler''', ''[[
{{quote|''"Oh, tryin' to be friends, but people are jerks,<br />
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{{quote|''"I heard he killed a kid just for looking at his stoop!"''|'''Rhonda''', ''[[Hey Arnold]] "Stoop Kid"''}}
{{quote|''"You hear me, Kyle? Compare me to [[
{{quote|''"You're going to kill five people over $20?!"''<br />
''"Are you really asking the guy who just last week killed ''six'' people over ''nineteen'' dollars?"''|'''Klaus''' and '''Roger''', ''[[
{{quote|''"You know, she ate my ice cream last night. I'll never forgive her for that."''|'''Asagi's mother''', ''[[Yotsuba&!]]''}}
{{quote|''"Why is [[Sleeping Beauty|Maleficent]] mad? She got snubbed an invite to a baby shower."''|'''[[
{{quote|''"[[The Men in Black|The Laundry]] is infamous for its grotesque excesses in the name of accounting; budgetary infractions are punished like war crimes, and mere paperclips can bring down the wrath of dead alien gods on your head."''|''[[The Laundry Series|The Concrete Jungle]]''}}
{{quote|''"...Terminate With Extreme Prejudice did not simply require that the victim was [[Deadly Euphemism|inhumed]], preferably in an extremely thorough way, but that his associates and employees were also intimately involved, along with business premises, the building, and a large part of the surrounding neighborhood, so that everyone involved would know that the man had been unwise enough to make the kind of enemies who could get very angry and indiscriminate."''|'''[[Terry Pratchett]]''', ''[[Discworld
{{quote|''"Josh, we're talking about Megan! I mean, this is the little girl who cut the brakelines on your bike because you scratched her yo-yo. Now you think she's gonna let us off the hook after we killed her rare Cuban hamster?!"''|'''Drake Parker''', ''in the [[Drake and Josh]] episode "Megan's Revenge"''}}
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''of the officers, of the royal officers who had rebelled."''|'''King Ashurnasirpal of the Assyrians'''}}
{{quote|''"Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving. Yet if he is caught, he must pay sevenfold, though it costs him all the wealth of his house."''|''[[
{{quote|"I have killed a man for wounding me,<br />
a young man for striking me.<br />
If Cain’s revenge is sevenfold,<br />
then Lamech’s is seventy-sevenfold."|'''Lamech''', ''[[
{{quote|''"So...because I didn't know what time it was, you ruined my chance to do something amazing that could've changed my whole life?!"''|'''Freddie Benson''', ''[[
{{quote|''"I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs."''|'''Sue Sylvester''', ''[[Glee]]''}}
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{{quote|''"I tickle you, you hit me in the face with a frying pan?!"''|'''Peter Griffin''' ''[[Family Guy]]''}}
{{quote|"In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery six weeks, full psychological recovery six months, capacity to spit at back of head... neutralized.|'''Sherlock''' ''[[Sherlock Holmes (
{{quote|''"What?! You made me leave work and chase you through the neighborhood on a dog for $25?"''|'''Nicole Watterson''' ''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]''}}
{{quote|This is for making [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
{{quote|This is for not taking me to the county fair last week, '''LIKE YOU PROMISED!'''|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Metal Sonic]]''', after beating the crap out of Classic Sonic and choking him in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KaaYm5x6zY Gentendo Poop #24]}}
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