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[[But You Screw One Goat!|... with a goat]], [[Exact Words|on a boat, in the rain, on a train...]]
Maybe they think that the old bed is too boring, maybe they don't have a convenient bed and have to do it where they can, maybe they're just so eager to get started that they get down to business wherever they find themselves. Maybe it's their way of getting back to nature. Of course one of the other advantages of bedrooms that might not be afforded by alternative locations is privacy, but that's OK. It could be the thrill of the risk of getting caught that makes it special. Or maybe it's not just the risk, maybe they like being watched. Then again, maybe they just didn't think things through and end up as [[Naked People Trapped Outside]]. And sexy teens having sex in the back of their car are known to [[Death
Obviously [[Truth in Television]] for the most part, so please refrain from noting "people do this in real life!" unless you're providing a particularly famous or notable example. Your own adventurous exploits don't count.
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* [[Elevator Going Down]]
* [[Mile-High Club]]
* [[Professionals Do It
* [[Two-Person Pool Party]]
* [[Zero-G Spot]]
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* Music example: Poe in "Not A Virgin" sings about having sex in a variety of places, including "underneath the table in [her] living room."
** And, of course, [[Sarah Silverman]] and [[Matt Damon]]. On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in a car, up against the minibar...
* Another Music Example: There's implied kitchen sex in [[
* Literature example: Lux in ''[[The Virgin Suicides]]'' sneaks people onto her roof for sexy fun times, to the fascination of the narrators.
* Pool/snooker tables seem rather popular, either for the large flat surface or just the opportunity for "balls" jokes and phallic imagery.
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* In one episode of ''[[Hearts Afire]]'', the protagonist couple has to have a moment in a department store dressing room because they're entertaining too many houseguests at home for them to have any alone-time.
** They also made love in their boss's office. He promptly walked in on them, followed closely by C-Span cameramen.
* The ''[[Sono Hanabira
* In an erotic comic by Horacio Altuna, a young couple has no place to go, so they have sex on various public places, such as an art gallery, a book shop or a phone booth. When they eventually rent an apartment and get married, the guy is [[The Loins Sleep Tonight|unable to perform]] in a bed, and they have to go out again.
* In the film adaptation of ''[[Kick-Ass (
* Geier of ''[[
* It'd be harder to come up with a list of out-of-the-way corners where people ''haven't'' had sex in the casino on ''[[Las Vegas]]''.
* At the close of ''In the Next Room, or the Vibrator Play'', Dr. Givings and Catherine disrobe and do it on the street in the snow.
* In ''[[
* Spike and Anya have sex on the table in the Magic Box shop in season 6 of [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]...and get caught on camera doing it.
* [[Bones]]' Sweets and Daisy. "We have to stop having sex in my office."
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== Love On The Move ==
* One episode of ''[[
** Sara indicates joining the "mile high club" in another episode.
* In ''[[Out Cold]]'', when Majors prepares to take ownership of the resort in a ceremony attended by his investors, he unveils a mock-up of one of the new gondolas, wherein he finds Pig Pen having sex with his step-daughter Inga.
* In one episode of ''[[
{{quote| '''Ziva''': "My first time was in the back of a weapons carrier."<br />
'''McGee and Abby''': "Of ''course'' it was." }}
* Nanny Ogg of ''[[
* [[Lovable Rogue|Haley]] and [[Cloudcuckoolander|Elan]] of ''[[The Order of the Stick
* In one ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' flashback, we see Jesse and Tulip having sex ''in the middle of a car chase.''
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{{quote| ''Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off.''<br />
''Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off,'' }}
** Tsubaki's bad end H-scene with Kyousuke in ''[[
* Sex on a Golf Course
** [[Coitus Ensues]] between Daisy and Onslow in ''[[Keeping Up Appearances]]'', preventing Onslow from being the monster in [[Villain Protagonist|Hyacinth]]'s [[Monster Protection Racket]].
** ''[[
** ''[[The Simpsons]]'': Bart was concieved inside the windmill on a miniature golf course.
* Casanunda, the [[Discworld]]'s self-proclaimed Second Greatest Lover, reportedly once had sex while upside-down in a tree.
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== Miscellaneous ==
* In ''[[Cemetery Man]]'', Augusto's widow convinces the gravekeeper Francesco to bang her on top of Augusto's grave. This place turns out to be [[Due to
* In one episode of ''[[The Nanny]]'', Yetta mentions to C.C. (thinking she was talking to Maggie) that Fran and Maxwell had walked in on C.C. and Niles "doing the horizontal horror." C.C. responds with "Where? Kitchen? Closet? Stairway? Limo? Wal-Mart?" She later calls Niles and it's implied that she plans on doing it in an aluminum shed at Home Depot.
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "Natural Born Kissers" has Marge and Homer finding that the fear of getting caught ''in flagrante delicto'' ads spark to their sex life. That leads to them doing it in (among other places) a hay loft and a miniature golf course. ([[Too Much Information|which turns out to be the same course Bart was conceived on]]).
* Near the end of ''[[Watchmen]]'', Dan and Laurie have sex in what can best be described as the massive atrium of a supervillian's lair.
* For a few episodes in ''[[Gossip Girl]]'' when Blair and Chuck are having a [[Friends
* [[Nun-Too-Holy|Sex in a Confessional]] is a reoccurring theme that cropped up in several fanfics.
** And on ''[[South Park]]''.
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* In the [[Neverwinter Nights]] mod The Bastard of Kosigan, precisely one sex scene involves a bed. Most of the rest involve tables, walls, and on one occasion a tree.
** Likewise with [[A Dance With Rogues]], though in this case there are rather more and the floor is used more frequently.
* In [[James M. Cain]]'s novel, ''Serenade'', the two main characters have sex in a church after they're [[Caught in
* In ''[[Vassalord]]'', Charley and Rayflo have their kinky [[Kiss of the Vampire|blood-sucking sessions]] in a variety of odd places including a prison cell, an airplane bathroom, and the back room of a ''church''.
* Especially kinky (high-school?) students get it on in all sorts of places in school:
** That thumping sound in the sports equipment room may not just be poorly-arranged equipment falling on the padded mats there.
** The really daring do it on the roof under the open sky.
*** [[Ef:
** When the school hall is unused, there's a measure of privacy amongst the curtains.
** If your school has a band or choir room, people have sex in it. That's right. The marching band kids get more action than you.
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*** ''[[Debbie Does Dallas]]'' may be the [[Ur Example]] of this variant.
*** in a poll taking in 1992 (which was then suppressed for years), 20% of the responding '''librarians''' admitted to having done this.
*** In ''[[Strawberry Panic
*** The highest public floor in a certain library in western Massachusetts is infamous for this, to the point of having ''regular patrols'' to shoo out couples.
** With all the incidental nudity, locker rooms are a natural choice. Often, the students even sneak in a member of the opposite sex.
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** She punishes herself for it later by reading ''Guilty'' by [[Ann Coulter]], and focusing on chapter 2 which condemns Hollywood for worshiping the image of single moms.
* After Tim gets a vasectomy in ''[[Home Improvement]]'', sex can be done anytime, anywhere. At the end of the episode, they choose a location they haven't done in a while: The bedroom.
* Jenny and Kyle from ''[[
* ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'': Shepard and Miranda have sex in the ''Normandy's'' Engineering Room.
** The reasoning behind it, is that this is [[Covert Pervert|to avoid the Illusive Man's monitoring devices]]... But the Fandom just likes to say that it's because she's an exhibitionist; despite the fact that the room has windows, none of them actually overlook this area.
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* One Norwegian film called "Brent av frost" had two characters having sex on a mound of fish. The actress involved recently sued the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation, NRK, for showing the scene "out of context", in violation of a written agreement of hers with the director of the film.
* Clarissa Dickson Wright--yes, of ''Two Fat Ladies'' fame--was, before she became a TV cook, the youngest barrister in England. A very depressed youngest barrister in England, who had just lost her mother, and then her father. [[The Alcoholic|Taking up the bottle]], she proceeded to have numerous affairs--including one with an MP, which, she claims, was consummated behind the Speaker's Chair.
* The point of "The Fuckers", a recurring act on the British competitive comedy and/or hidden camera show ''[[Balls of Steel (TV series)|Balls of Steel]]'', whose act is to make out naked in public places.
* According to [[Word of God]], Melody Pond of ''[[Doctor Who]]'' was conceived on a bunk bed ''ladder''.
** It was stated on ''[[Doctor Who]]'' that Melody Pond was conceived on a bunk bed. When people asked head writer [[Steven Moffat]] and episode writer [[Mark Gatiss]] on whether it was the top or bottom bunk, they independently suggested it could have been the ladder. When they found about this, they agreed that they had just confirmed it.
* In the ''[[Married...
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Buffy and Spike in Season 6 have sex on the walls and floor (because they've [[Destructo-Nookie|smashed up all the furniture]]), in a back alley outside Buffy's workplace, on the lawn of her house with Dawn waiting inside and on an interior balcony of the Bronze with her friends dancing below -- behaviour which causes Buffy to feel both excitement and self-loathing. A more [[Played for Laughs]] version of this trope is when it's revealed in an earlier episode that Joyce and Giles (under magical influence) had sex on the hood of a police car.
** TWICE!
* In ''[[How to Make It
* Apparently broom/supply closets are a place where it has been done at work.
* Invoked in ''[[Vorkosigan Saga
{{quote| '''Ethan''': God the Father, the Population Council will think I was depraved enough to make love to a woman in a flex tube!<br />
'''Elli''': Gods forbid that Admiral Naismith would think I was stupid enough to make love to anything in a flex tube! }}
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** Shizune seems prone to this. You didn't do it, but she wanted to have sex on the school rooftop. Also, while not as severe as other cases, it isn't a good idea to have sex in your parents house when they can just barge in at any moment.
** The second scene for Emi takes place in a school area.
* In [[
* Parodied in a [[Mad Magazine]] parody of ''[[Bonnie and Clyde]]'' ("Balmy and Clod"), where she repeatedly tries to insist on doing this trope in extremely inconvenient locations (like a [[Car Chase]]), which he of course refuses to do, only to culminate in what he calls the worst place of all, which turns out to be a bed. [[It Makes Sense in Context|It kind of makes sense if you've seen the movie.]]
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