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Although Jon sometimes critiques bad video games and bashes them a lot (at times rather harshly), he is ''not'' a [[Caustic Critic]]. He uses a lot less profanity than most others in his profession, and reacts to bad games with exaggerated confusion (and sometimes sadness or disappointment, or less often, outrage). His initial reaction to the nonsense and weirdness in the games he plays is [[Unfazed Everyman|chilled out and accepting]]... until he finally ''snaps'', often with ''hilarious'' results.
 
He claims to have been inspired mainly by [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] and [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]]. [[Ho Yay|Then he photoshopped them making out.]]
 
Jon has been inducted into [[That Guy With theThe Glasses]], specifically Blistered Thumbs (naturally).
 
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* ''The Adventures of [[Mighty Max]]''
* ''[[Aquaman (Comic Book)|Aquaman]]: The Battle For Atlantis''
* ''[[Banjo -Kazooie]]: Nuts & Bolts'' (Upcoming)
* Three ''[[Bubsy]]'' games
* ''[[Castlevania]]''
* ''[[Daikatana (Video Game)|Daikatana]]''
* ''Dino City''
* ''[[Donkey Kong Country Returns (Video Game)|Donkey Kong Country Returns]]''
* ''[[Final Fantasy XIII|Final Hallway XIII]]''
* ''[[Lego Harry Potter|HP7P2PLehgooo]]''
* ''Joe and Mac''
* ''[[Mario Kart (Video Game)|Mario Kart]]''
* ''[[Mario Party (Video Game)|Mario Party]]''
* ''[[Minecraft]]''
* ''[[My Sims]]''
* ''[[Nimbus]]''
* ''[[Sonic Colors (Video Game)|Sonic Colors]]''
* ''[[Sonic R]]''
* ''[[Star Fox Adventures (Video Game)|Stairfax Temperatures]]''
* ''Monster Bash starring Johnny Dash''
* ''[[Monster Party]]''
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** [[Brick Joke]]: Turns out the characters from the game can " just leave" too. The episode ends with a dinosaur boss walking into Jon's living room.
* [[Faux Horrific]]: When trying to play ''[[Final Fantasy XIII]]'', it turned out that "The game's playing itself, Jon. ''The game's playing itself, Jon!''"
* [[Four Point Scale]]: [[Invoked Trope]] and [[Played for Laughs]]. Jon devised a meaningless ratings system wherein it's actually impossible for a game to receive bad marks, no matter how much he bashed it in his review. ''[[Sonic Colors (Video Game)|Sonic Colors]]'' and ''[[Donkey Kong Country Returns]]'' received an "A/5" and a "Six Golden Bananas+/Shigeru Miyamoto" respectively; even though Jon spent the whole video mocking them (though it's pretty clear he enjoyed both). ''[[Nimbus]]'', described as "A game you will maybe forget", got a B/5.
* [[Funny Foreigner]]: Malkovich
* [[Genius Ditz]]: Despite his frenetic and slightly spastic persona, Jon has a very good understanding of game theory and will sometimes take a moment to explain exactly why a particularly bad fault is so fatal. For instance, his comments on being able to ignore the complex combo system in''Aquaman'' and win reliably by mashing the A button leads to an explanation of "Dominant Strategy", and the blatant [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] in ''Bubsy 3D'' prompts him to elaborate on [[Willing Suspension of Disbelief]] and how such forced self-reference damages it. Since he tends to slow down when explaining these concepts to allow the audience to comprehend what he's saying, he usually lampshades them by shierking [[Large Ham|GAME THEORY TIME!!]] and/or splicing in a [[The More You Know]] type clip.
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* [[Large Ham]]: '''Jon'''
* [[Malaproper]]: Jon does this constantly as part of his character. Sometimes he makes up for it by adding subtitles... which are ''also'' full of malapropisms.
* [[Metaphorgotten]]: Jon has given us such beautiful similes as claiming that [[Castlevania: theThe Adventure|Christopher Belmont]] "climbs like frickin' [[Beach Boys]] on a hot summer Sunday" and describing a certain enemy in ''[[Monster Party]]'' as starched white pants "walking around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon." To say nothing of his analogy for the resilience of the human spirit in his ''Stairfax Temperatures'' review:
{{quote| '''Jon''': Here I am, a whole year later, still trucking along like a sack of potatoes on a long open road, wishing I'd stopped for gas at the last rest stop, and then on the Interstate 12, he gets hijacked and murdered by a bunch of Quaker ghosts!}}
* [[The Most Dangerous Video Game]]: ''Hilariously'' invoked and parodied in his ''[http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=147&Itemid=11&lang=en Final Fantasy XIII]'' review.
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* [[Robot Buddy]]: It isn't clear whether Jacques is a robot or just a ''very'' peculiar parrot. Out of universe though, he's just a parrot made to seem like a robot in editing.
* [[Scenery Porn]]: His opening.
* [[Schedule Slip]]: Initially he uploaded his videos weekly. However, the gap between new videos has gotten bigger and bigger to the point where the series updates monthly these days. However, he's been picking up the pace as of late; the ''[[Star Fox Adventures (Video Game)|Star Fox Adventures]]'' and Top 10 [[Video Game]] Commercials episodes were released within a week of each other.
* [[Shout -Out]]: His avatar (see above) shows him wearing the yellow shorts, blue backpack, and shark's-tooth necklace of [[Banjo-Kazooie|a certain anthropomorphic bear]].
* [[Show Within a Show]]: ''Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures''
* [[Something Completely Different]]: Jon did an episode reviewing The Lost World, this would be the first episode to have nothing to do with video games.
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{{quote| JONTRON QUITS<br />
"Falling damage in a platformer? There are some things no man should have to see. Nice tits btw" says a melancholy [[Jon Tron]] }}
* [[Take That]]: In his review of ''[[Sonic Colors (Video Game)|Sonic Colors]]'' (even though he ultimately gave the game a score of "A/5"), he mentions that a crucial matter in determining whether or not the game will be good is that the [[Wii]] may not have enough Blast Processing to run it. For those without context, "Blast Processing" is an utterly meaningless term invented by [[Sega]] in the early nineties to promote the [[Sega Genesis]] and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (Videovideo Gamegame)|Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', claiming technical superiority over the [[Super Nintendo]]. Jon takes cracks at Sonic Team regularly, but seemingly all in good fun.
** The entire ''[[Final Fantasy XIII|Final Hallway XIII]]'' sketch. Jon expresses his dislike of the game by means of an ''epic'' parody of [[The Most Dangerous Video Game]] trope. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|It really is worth seeing for yourself.]]
** In ''[http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=474&Itemid=11&lang=en Jon Tron and George Lucas Visit Jupiter]'' he mercilessly (and hilariously) ridicules the idea of going back to previous, finished works and editing them digitally, the way [[George Lucas]] does to the ''[[Star Wars]]'' original trilogy.
* [[Top Ten List]]: Though he sometimes does six when he can't think of ten.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: In the ''[[Star Fox Adventures (Video Game)|Star Fox Adventures]]'' episode, Jacques dies in a fiery, bloody explosion. A few minutes later, he's back to normal, as if nothing had happened.
{{quote| '''Jon''' (casually): ''Oh hey, Jacques. I thought you died.''}}
* [[Video Game Cruelty Potential]]: Malkovich apparently enjoys throwing the baby penguins off the cliff in ''[[Super Mario 64 (Video Game)|Super Mario 64]]''.
* [[Visual Pun]]
 
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