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So far, eight episodes have been uploaded. Episodes can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/ObeyMyRod here.]

* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: "I'VE GOT TO WARN THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT THE ALIENS ARE ABOUT TO oh, hey, free newspaper!"

** And {{spoiler|Melvin}} in part eight: "[[Department of Redundancy Department|FOOLISH FOOL]]! THE SHOPS CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM MY oh, hey, a video game!"

* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: Porn magazines stapled together with gold that you can't even read without lessening the value. "It's kind of ineffectual ''as porn itself'', but...it's a good collector's item."

* [[Awesomeness Is Volatile]]: Sings when a lightbulb shatters, and assumes the "sheer awesomeness" of his voice did it.

* [[Bare Your Midriff]]: Marik treats his as something dangerously sexy. Do not look directly at it.

* [[Batter Up]]: What Marik resorts to when the Wrong Crowd flips their collective shit on him. Because Marik pressed...

* [[Brick Joke]]: At one point in Part 4, one of Marik's rants has him claiming he could play [[Gary Oldman]] in a movie about the latter. {{spoiler|[[The Stinger]] shows Oldman's infamous [[Villainous Breakdown]] in ''[[The Professional]]''...with Marik's voice dubbed over his.}}

* [[Broken Record]]: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!

** Part 5 has a callback to Concrete Giraffes, Marik sees a statue that reminds him of [[The Slender Man Mythos|"that guy]] [[Marble Hornets|that tried to star in our movie"]] but neither he nor Bakura have [[Laser-Guided Amnesia|any memory]] [[Mind Rape|of the incident]]

** And then THAT guy comes visit them on the next episode because he heard that they "were playing a video game" and then goes on commenting on how he is "elite".

** "Okay, orgasm ... didn't expect that ..." - about Heather.

* [[Complete Monster]]: Marik calls the bartender at the Asylum this. How can someone that insensitive NOT be a Complete monster? *sob!* ''Artax''!

* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]]:

{{quote| '''Prince LaCroix:''' ''The punishment for this transgression...''<br />

* [[Easily Forgiven]]: When first visiting the Asylum, Marik is utterly disgusted by the big, bald, insensitive jerk of a bartender who DARED to make light of Artax's death. Next time he visits the Asylum, Marik wants to team up with him as a fellow tattooed person.

* [[Everything Trying to Kill You]]: When a chandelier falls.

* [[Evil Laugh]]: Marik does one after he steals a car stereo.

* [[Five-Bad Band]]:

* [[Freudian Slip]]

{{quote| "And he was okay with that because he wasn't going to have children anyway because he's totally ga-, erm, I mean, he's not really into kids."}}

** If you look carefully, immediately after "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing, you can see Therese looking around the room with an expression that is pretty much "Where the fuck is this music coming from?" avoiding eye-contact.

* [[Glass-Shattering Sound]]: Marik believes he smashed a lamp in a videogame by "hitting the perfect octave."

* [[Ghost Story]]: "You will let me glomp you or I will curse you because ghosts have that ability apparently ... !"

* [[Implausible Deniability]]: Marik did not just admit he was gay!

* Incredibly Lame Pun

* [[Inherently Funny Words]]: Heh heh, foxy boxes...

** [[It Makes Sense in Context|PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis.]]

{{quote| "'''THAT DOES IT!''' No more Mr. Nice Marik... ''Not that there ever was a Mr. Nice Marik because I am an evil villain!'' But if there ''were'' a Nice Marik, then he wouldn't exist because '''I JUST KILLED HIM!''' Because I'm evil."}}

* [[Jump Scare]]: Not quite in the game, just Marik was easily startled.

* [[The Rival]]: Doors.

* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]:

* [[Running Gag]]

** See [[Accidental Innuendo]].

** "Ok, I'm choosing to believe that this whole house is like that house from [[Beauty and The Beast]] and all the furniture is going to start singing at me."

** "Hey, big guy, [[Final Fantasy VII|Zack Fair]] called, he wants his [[BFS|buster sword]] back."

** In Episode 4 he describes the doors closing in his face as being "the opposite of [[Star Trek]]."

* [[Smug Snake]]: Lampshaded when Marik states that he gets "[[The Matrix|Merovingian]] vibes" off of LaCroix.

* [[Spin-Off]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik plays a few minutes of the begining of] [[Video Game]]/Portal2 in an ad for [[Momo Con]], in which he complains about Wheatley being British, mistakes the testing facility for the shadow realm and then a tanning salon, argues with Glados, and generally has no idea what's going on.

* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Marik did not kill a prostitute, and he most certainly does not play ''[[The Sims]]''!

** And he definitely doesn't have any [[Porn Stash|porn]], especially of the [[Guy-On-Guy Is Hot|man-on-man]] kind!

** (looks at the Gangrel clan) "Disney's vampire Tarzan. Comes with his own soundtrack composed by [[Phil Collins]]."

*** "Then we have the 'haters gonna hate' vampire (Tremere). He specializes in magic. Only nerds choose that guy. I like to call him the 'Bakura clan.'"

** "Say what you will about my dance moves, at least I'm a better dancer than [[Mass Effect|Shepard]]. That's right everyone do the [[Mo Cap]], it's the easiest dance in the world."

** "Well, at least the audience is bigger than the one they had for Spider-Man the Musical."

** "Because when you think vampires, you think California! Well, to be fair, the place ''will'' suck you dry.

** "Are those two police cars talking to each other? [...] It's just like that [[Cars|one Pixar movie nobody likes]]! I'm gonna get out of here before [[Larry the Cable Guy]] shows up."

** "Well at least this is more interesting than the [[Blair Witchproject]]."

* [[Tastes Like Purple]]: "Mmm, that's good homeless person! Wait, what am I doing? He probably tastes like shattered dreams and despair."

** Comes up again with Marik sucking the blood of a prostitute. "Ah, the sweet taste of cigarettes and ''regret''."