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* [[Dirty Communists]]:
{{quote| 11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.}}
* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: [[In
{{quote| 93. Nerve gas is not funny.}}
* [[Duel to
{{quote| 86. May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the "field of honor".<br />
188. May not challenge officers to "Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn". }}
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* [["Have a Nice Day" Smile]]:
{{quote| 99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.}}
* [[I Just Shot Marvin in
{{quote| 6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.}}
* [[It's Raining Men]]:
{{quote| 35. Not allowed to sing "High Speed Dirt" by [[
* [[Jumping
{{quote| 201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.}}
* [[The Loonie]]
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{{quote| 163. Take that hat off.}}
* [[Noodle Incident]]:
{{quote| 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, '''or any references to squid'''.<ref>Which references [[Refuge in Audacity|a]] [[Pie in
* [[Noodle Implement]]:
{{quote| 183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®<br />
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{{quote| 26. Never tell a German soldier that "We kicked your ass in World War 2!"}}
* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]]:
{{quote| 128. [[Cannibal!
* [[Reference Overdosed]]:
{{quote| 1. Not allowed to watch ''[[South Park]]'' when I'm supposed to be working.<br />
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18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous "Barbie Girl Dance" while on duty.<br />
29. The Irish MPs are not after [[Notable Commercial Campaigns|"Me frosted lucky charms"]].<br />
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for [[Jack and
50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.<br />
51. Not allowed to quote "[[Dr. Seuss]]" on military operations.<br />
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99. [[Minesweeper|A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.]]<br />
113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ''[[The Full Monty|Full Monty]]'' every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff" <ref>(131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.)</ref><br />
128. [[Cannibal!
136. Shouting [[Platoon|"Let's do the village! Let's do the whole fucking village!"]] while out on a mission is bad.<br />
181. [[Pokémon]]® trainer is not an MOS.<br />
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{{quote| 151. The proper way to report to my Commander is "Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir" not "You can't prove a thing!"}}
* [[Take Over the World]]:
{{quote| 203. "To conquer the earth with [[Everything's Better
* [[Take That]]:
{{quote| 8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.}}
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* [[Team Mom]]:
{{quote| 88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as "Mom".}}
* [[The End of the World
{{quote| 39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once.}}
* [[Too Soon]]:
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