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'''Person #2:''' "That's ''not'' a [item]...!" }}
 
Said item is usually either [[Visual Innuendo|phallic]] or [[Marshmallow Hell|soft]] depending on who the people are. Can result in [[Thanks for Thethe Mammary]], a [[Megaton Punch]] (if person #2 is female), as well as evidence against the [[Accidental Pervert]]. [[Not What It Looks Like]] also commonly occurs when the lights come back on.
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== Anime & Manga ==
 
* Happens in ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'': Misa cries that someone in a group of fans touched her butt. It was actually L, lifting her cell phone. Might have been copping a feel anyway, though.
** That might be *how* he planned to disguise his attempt to lift her phone.
*** That brilliant bastard...
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== Film ==
 
* From ''[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles]]'', when John Candy and Steve Martin are sharing a bed...
{{quote| '''Del:''' Why are you holding my hand?<br />
'''Neal:''' Where's your other hand?<br />
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'''Dick Charleston:''' Oh. Sorry about that.<br />
'''Dora Charleston:''' Dickie, behave yourself! }}
* ''[[Charlie and Thethe Chocolate Factory|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]''. While the group is crowded together in a room, Mrs. TV says "Someone's touching me!" It turns out to be Grandpa Joe accidentally touching her shoulder. It's on YouTube [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPn64Q3T7ts at about 2:50 in].
* In the movie ''[[Without a Clue]]'', a woman in a pub accuses one the patrons of pinching her bottom while her back was turned. A drunken [[Sherlock Holmes]] steps forward and after rambling through the evidence, admits that he did it, and then pinches her again.
* ''[[Casper]]'': Just after the Ghostly Trio have been sucked into a vacuum cleaner and are, [[Rule of Funny|for some reason]], temporarily stuck inside the bag...
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'''Donna:''' Kelso, it's still there!<br />
'''Kelso:''' ''[Laughs]'' Yeah. }}
* ''[[Farscape (TV)|Farscape]]''. Rygel and Chiana are locked in an airtight tube while the air is purged from the ship; naturally the lecherous Rygel uses this as a chance for some groping.
* Used in an episode of ''[[Just Shoot Me]]'', when Finch spotted a pretty girl at a dinner party while standing behind Nina.
{{quote| '''Nina:''' ...Finch, that ''better'' be a breadstick.}}
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'''Grace:''' It's a thermos, but thank you. }}
* ''[[The Office]]'': An unusually sweet moment when Pam hugs Michael is ruined:
{{quote| '''Pam:''' [[Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?|Do you have something in your pocket?]]<br />
'''Michael:''' A Chunky. ''(Pam's eyes widen in horror; he shows her an actual candy bar)'' Do you want half? }}
* In ''[[I CarlyICarly]]'' Halloween episode this happens when Sam and Carly run into a dark closet to escape the "Ghost"
{{quote| Sam:Wait Who's butt is this?<br />
Carly: Sam!<br />
Sam: Sorry }}
* ''[[Married... Withwith Children]]'': While playing Twister, Peggy is internally happy that so many people are rubbing her butt; meanwhile, Marcy is secretly unhappy that nobody is rubbing hers, even though "it's way up in the air".
* In ''[[Would I Lie to You]]'' (a show which occasionally features impromptu physical comedy apropos of nothing but the [[Rule of Funny]]), Rob Brydon winds up dancing with Christine Bleakley. After she coaches him into getting his body very tight against hers..
{{quote| '''Rob''': [''slightly flustered''] Can I just say... that's my phone.}}
** Repeated in the episode in which Rob and Nick Hewer were wearing a "cuddle jumper" (an oversize jumper with two neck holes) and Hewer had to sit on Rob's lap.
{{quote| '''Rob:''' That's my phone, by the way.}}
* ''[[Stargate SG -1]]'': Jack and Sam are trapped on a glacier, and are forced to huddle together to keep warm.
{{quote| '''Jack''': "It's my side-arm, I swear!"}}
* A variation occurs in ''[[The Golden Girls]]'' when an embarrassed Dorothy is recounting how she hooked up with her ex-husband in a car:
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== Video Games ==
 
* ''[[Grandia (Videovideo Gamegame)|Grandia]]'': the party crawls through the sewers and this exchange occurs with the hero and the [[Action Girl]].
{{quote| '''[[The Hero|Justin]]:''' "What's this...? It's warm... and squishy."<br />
'''[[Action Girl|Feena]]:''' [[[Armor-Piercing Slap]]] }}
* Variation in ''[[Tales of Symphonia (Video Game)|Tales of Symphonia]]'': In a Z-skit in the Temple of Darkness, [[Handsome Lech|Zelos]] eagerly explains to [[Chaste Hero|Lloyd]] how much fun darkness is with a girl and how much one can do with her without her knowing. Lloyd immediately tells [[Ms. Fanservice|Sheena]] that Zelos was the one touching her butt, with Zelos claiming that [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|that he hadn't done anything to her yet]] in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent [[Armor-Piercing Slap|retaliation]].
** [[Fanon]] seems to have it that [[Covert Pervert|Lloyd]] was the real culprit here.
* In ''[[Enslaved: OdysseytotheOdyssey to the West]]'', there is such a scene in Pigsy's escape pod (which was designed for one person). "It's just your hand is ... right on my ... Penis."
 
== Web Comics ==
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** [http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/544 Wow. Those are a lot softer than I thought they'd be.]
** [http://megatokyo.com/strip/23 Largo got in trouble for this a lot early on...]
* In ''[[The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|Order of the Stick]]'', Vaarsuvius casts "Invisibility Sphere" to let the party sneak past a group of enemy [[Mooks]]. The sphere's radius? Three feet, nine inches. [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0088.html Hilarity Ensues.]
* In ''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', everybody's favourite carbosilicate amorph ends up with bits of him lodged... places... when he and Kevin (among others) crash from a great height into water.
* [[Sequential Art (Webcomicwebcomic)|Art and Kat]] end up stuck or hiding in a closet twice.
{{quote| ''"Broom handle!!"''}}
** But subverted a moment later:
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{{quote| '''Marzipan:''' Hey, watch those hands, David Coppafeel!<br />
'''Homestar:''' Yeah, David! }}
* ''[[I'm a Marvel And ImI'm ADCa DC]]'' plays this straight too in the second season, when Batman and Green Goblin have been captured by the Joker and Batman instructs Goblin to reach into his pocket...
{{quote| '''Goblin:''' GOAAUUW! What?!<br />
'''Batman:''' That's ''not'' a pocket! }}
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'''Flash:''' ''[pulling his hand from what almost certainly was her boob]'' Sorry! }}
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' have done it (of course) even if it wasn't the rectal area. When Homer gets the town to make the world's tallest human pyramid, Jimbo says to Kearney "Dude, you're touching my hand!" Both pull back and the pyramid collapses. After the fallout, we see Jimbo lying on the ground and Kerney collapsed on top of him. Jimbo: "Dude, your lying on my legs!...Dude?"
* ''[[Harvey Birdman, Attorney Atat Law]]'', when Phil Ken Sebben is going through his pocket looking for his keys:
{{quote| "...flamethrower, [[The Lord of the Rings|Ring of Power]], roll of quarters...wait, that's not a..."}}
* In an episode of ''[[Teen Titans (Animationanimation)|Teen Titans]]'', when the team collapses in a pile:
{{quote| '''Starfire:''' Someone's claws are on my [[Pardon My Klingon|grebnacks]]!<br />
'''Beast Boy:''' My bad. [wet suction cup sound] }}
** It should be noted that Beast Boy was an [[Naughty Tentacles|Octopus]] at that time.
* The ''[[James and Thethe Giant Peach]]'' film has this:
{{quote| '''Earthworm''': Ow! Somebody pinched me!<br />
'''Centipede''': Sorry, I thought you were the spider.<br />
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