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''I'm the great I am, I'm Frederick. [[Frederick the Great]] I am.''|Parody of ''[[wikipedia:Ichr(27)m Henery the Eighth, I Am|I'm Henery the Eighth I Am]],'' from an obscure historical club.}}
 
Friedrich ([[Everything Sounds Sexier in French|or ''Frédéric'']], [[It Is Pronounced "Tro -PAY"|as he preferred to be known]]) II, or, as he has come to be known in English, '''Frederick the Great''', was the [[Prussian Kings|king]] of [[The Sixteen Lands of Deutschland|Prussia]] in the [[The Cavalier Years|mid-eighteenth century]]. Something of a dark horse in the realm of [[Gambit Pileup|dynastic politics]], in his youth he was fond of French culture, to a degree that his boorish and possibly insane father, Frederick William I, thought him effeminate. However, he would grow into a notable figure in German martial history, and as such, became an iconic figure of success in the Prussian-dominated German Reich. His reputation is perhaps unfairly stained by imperialists such as [[wikipedia:Heinrich von Treitschke|Treitschke]] or (far worse) [[Adolf Hitler]], who invoked him to justify their ruthless ''Realpolitik''. To consider Frederick a proto-Hitler, however, is absurd. Frederick (a devout Gallophile) would have regarded [[Those Wacky Nazis|Hitler & Co.]] as typically barbaric Germans overdue for an appointment with [[A Taste of the Lash|the knoutmaster]].
 
Frederick began ruling a sprawling kingdom, short on resources and indefensible. Therefore he deemed it [[I Did What I Had to Do|"necessary"]] to invade the rich Austrian province of Silesia and conquer it. This obtained the enmity of the [[Maria Theresa|Empress]], nominally Frederick's [[Holy Roman Empire|suzerain]], who was unconvinced by Frederick's assurances that it was [[Nothing Personal]]. The king also later annexed various other areas, including parts of Poland. He became well known for his unscrupulous but undeniably skilful foreign policy.
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In personality "Old Fritz," as he came to be known, was famous for being dour and curmudgeonly. He has been accused of being inhumane and he was definitely not [[A Father to His Men]], although he did provide some [[Pet the Dog]] moments to them. Certainly he cared for his people's welfare, perhaps rather more than he cared for his people, and successfully weeded out many archaic and unjust practices that oppressed them. His style of strong personal rule was useful as long as he lived, though it left Prussia temporarily helpless when he was dead. Though it cannot be denied that his effective use of aggression and conspiracy gave them an unhealthy aura of success, it also cannot be denied that he left Prussia with a strong and competent central government. Frederick the Great was not necessarily the most pleasant monarch, but he is not unworthy of admiration.
 
Probably not a good idea to confuse him with the [[Cloudcuckoolander]] portrayal of him in [[Frederick the Great (Webcomicwebcomic)|his titular webcomic]]. Though doing so with his ''other,'' more fatherly portrayal in ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' is more understandable.
 
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=== Tropes Associated With Frederick The Great ===
 
* [[Abusive Parents]]: His father, Frederick William, gave him [[Training From Hell]] which included [[Forced to Watch|forcing him to watch]] while his best friend was [[Off Withwith His Head|beheaded]], [[Disproportionate Retribution|after they tried to escape from Prussia together.]]
** His father also physically beat him, humiliated him in front of their subjects, tried to force him to give up his artistic hobbies and made it clear to him he was a disappointment.
* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]: As noted above, all kinds of German imperialists whom Frederick would personally have ''loathed'' were fond of invoking his name to support their imperialist policies.
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** It wasn't just a wing, it was the bulk of the army -- and ironically, the Austrian front had been so long ''because'' the commander was attempting to prevent a Prussian flanking! Frederick had some of his cavalry feint on the Austrian right flank, causing the Austrian commander (coincidentally, Maria Theresa's brother-in-law) to commit his reserve ''and'' cavalry to that direction, while the Prussian army moved behind the cover of hills until it was at a right angle to the now-weakened Austrian left flank... not only was it quickly rolled up, but it took ''over an hour'' for Austrian troops on the right flank to reposition, and when the Austrian cavalry attempted to take the Prussian army's own left flank, the Austrian cavalry were themselves outflanked by the now-charging Prussian cavalry.
* [[Cultured Badass]]: He was an accomplished flautist, himself wrote several classical pieces, personally invited [[Johann Sebastian Bach]] to play at his palace at Potsdam, and hired Bach's son Carl Philipp Emanuel.
** On the other hand, he famously said that the great German mediæval epic, the ''[[Nibelungenlied (Literature)|Nibelungenlied]]'', wasn’t "worth a shot of powder" and said he wouldn't have such trash in his personal library. This may be explained for his passionate dislike of old German culture.
* [[Drink Order]]: His favorite drink was [[Uncoffee|coffee boiled in champagne]], which is very fitting for him. You see, coffee at the time was very modern and champagne is of course very French...and as we have noted, Frederick ''loved'' being modern and being French. Perfect!
** Note that this didn't keep him from [[Hypocrite|banning coffee (for commoners) in his lands]], as a measure to protect the brewing industry. Oddly, Frederick [[Hypocritical Humor|hated beer--because it was too German]].
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* [[Gratuitous French]]: His German was considered wretched by some contemporaries; [[Foreign Culture Fetish|he vastly preferred French, and wrote extensively in that language]].
* [[Handicapped Badass]]: He was famous for his walking stick.
* [[Heroic BSOD]]: Famously suffered one when [[Forced to Watch|forced to watch]] his best friend Katte being executed by beheading. He fell unconscious for a few days, and his personality may have been permanently altered by the experience.
* [[Ho Yay]]: Rumours of this (some of them spread by Voltaire, who had rather a [[Slap Slap Kiss]] relationship with the King) have pursued Frederick from his own time to this.
** His relationship with his best friend Lieutenant Katte was widely rumoured in the royal court to be romantic; whatever the case, they ended up running away together (for which Katte was executed).
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* [[I Did What I Had to Do]]
* [[Insufferable Genius]]: Oh, yes!
* [[Jerk Withwith a Heart of Gold]]: Sort of. He was unlikable personally but at least was not selfish and was as ruthless with himself as with others.
* [[Know When to Fold'Em|Know When To Fold 'Em]]: Unlike some conquerors, he knew when to quit.
* [[Magnificent Bastard]]
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* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Frederick was often known as "Old Fritz", a nickname that combines respect and familiarity. It also happens to be a nickname for the Devil.
* [[Nice Hat]]: He is often depicted wearing a [[Hat Shop|tricorn]].
* [[Overshadowed Byby Awesome]]: Old Fritz's court musician was Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, who was widely regarded as the greatest composer of his day (Mozart and Haydn both acknowledged their debt to him). Unfortunately, the only piece of music that anyone remembered for ''the last century and a half'', was a small group of pieces composed by CPE's father: [[Johann Sebastian Bach]]. To be fair, these pieces, entitled ''A Musical Offering'', are among the greatest pieces of keyboard music ever written.
* [[Pragmatic Villainy]]: He conquered and schemed to improve Prussia's position, and was not [[Ax Crazy]] like many conquerors.
* [[Prussia]]: [[Captain Obvious|Durr.]]
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