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* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]'' has the cutscene of Ganon's Castle collapsing into the ground. It looks less like it's breaking down and more like a toy castle that's sinking into the ground, looking nothing like destruction. The castle looks like it's just folding over, and another friend liked it to a penis going flaccid.
** From ''Ocarina of Time'' again you have Ganondorf's last bit of dialogue: "CURSE YOU ZELDA!!! CURSE YOU SAGES!!! CURSE YOU. . . LINK!!!"
*** That's if you stuck with the default name. "CURSE YOU ... [[Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?|DUDE]]!!!"
*** Or worse if you're a [[Grammar Nazi|grammar whore]]: "CURSE YOU. . . Link!!!"
*** Even worse than that if you used [[All Lowercase Letters]]: "CURSE YOU. . . link!!!"
**** Or, as [[Sir Ron
*** And the current [[Speed Run]] on Speed Demos Archive: CURSE YOU. . . T!
*** [[Zero Punctuation|CURSE YOU . . . FAGBALLS!!!]]
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{{quote| Ganondorf: What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!!}}
*** Sheik getting tossed around like a rag doll in the scene where Kakariko is on fire. It's otherwise a very serious part of the game, but that animation just looks ''ridiculous''.
* In an effort to punctuate the [[Hijacked
** ''Twilight Princess'' again, we get the scene were Ilia regains her memories. With over the top music and Epona doing the "Majestetic Horse" pose in the background. It was so hilarious that I could never again take Ilia seriously after it.
** There was actually quite a bit of this in ''Twilight Princess''. The worst that comes to mind is the scene where one of the spirits is {{spoiler|warning Link that the fused shadows could corrupt him}}; it brings to mind cardboard props in a god-awful 3rd-grade school play. Not to mention the moment during said scene where a Link who appears to be suffering from cataracts lets loose [[The Scream]]. Several minor scenes suffer from poor animation or unrealistic movements (such as the bizarre way {{spoiler|Zelda's Sword}} fell, or the utterly silly stumbling animation of the boss in the goron mines.)
*** The best part? At the end of that scene, a bunch of laughing Ilia's start raining from the sky while Link watches on, wearing an expression on his face that clearly shows he's high as a kite.
** Those noises Link makes as he's turning into a wolf for the first time sounds more like he's having sex.
** Even ''[[The Legend of Zelda:
* Zelda's [[Sparkling Stream of Tears]] near the end of [[Spirit Tracks]] comes off as this to some people. Ironically, she ruined a [[Tear Jerker]] scene with this [[Sparkling Stream of Tears]]. Fight Tears with Tears, I'd say...
* Even ''[[The Legend of Zelda:
* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword]]'': Ghirahim's little "[[That Makes Me Feel Angry]]" tirade during your first meeting with him. FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
** There's also the fact that he's so feminine looking that he resembles [[Lady Gaga]].
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=qoaHDOYTosw Ghirahim] doing his tongue thing.
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