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And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br />
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,<br />
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''|Geoffrey Chaucer "[[The Canterbury Tales
Like [[Literal Ass-Kicking]], certain rear-end related sayings aren't always figurative. Often used as a form of embarassment, [[Literal Ass Kissing]] is a rather ultimate form of humiliation and submission.
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== Film ==
* A [[Take That]] gag in ''[[
{{quote| '''Porky:''' Ah b-b-b-b- correction,we're [[Looney Tunes]].<br />
'''Daffy:''' And as such, property of Warner Brothers Inc.! -lifts up WB-emblazoned behind and kisses it- MMMMMWAH! }}
* The 2000 film version of ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (
* In ''[[Shrek]]'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[Stealth Pun|Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''[[Rumble in The Bronx]]'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.
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== Literature ==
* [[Older Than Print]]: "The Millers Tale" in ''[[
{{quote| Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,<br />
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br />
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