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'''Schlock''': Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an [[Gray Goo|infection of nanobots]]. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.<br />
'''Ebbirnoth''': You can eat ''anything'', then?<br />
'''Schlock''': Amorphs are weird that way.|''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-10 August 10, 2008]}}
 
{{quote|'''Kathryn''': You eat your enemies as a ''fallback option''?<br />
'''Schlock''': No. I eat my enemies ''when they are delicious''.|''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 January 7, 2011]}}
 
{{quote|'''Bunny:''' Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?<br />
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''([[Beat Panel|beat]])''<br />
'''Bunny:''' Okay, I guess I can't see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.<br />
'''Schlock:''' And you humans call yourselves omnivores.|''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011]}}
 
{{quote|'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.<br />
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'''Legs:''' That's not very<br />
'''Schlock:''' ...of concentrated solvent.<br />
'''Legs:''' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.|''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008]}}
 
{{quote|'''Tagon:''' Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one?<br />
'''Schlock:''' Yum?<br />
'''Narrator:''' ''Food that talks is not food, but the goon never said anything, so its okay, right?''|''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-07 March 7, 2004]}}
 
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