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And the reason he was collecting Renly's body hair was because he needed it as part of a ritual to create [[The Lorax (Literature)|The Lorax]] - obviously named after him - in order to stop the coming winter because as everybody knows WINTER IS COMING!!1!! and once it sets there will be no more flowers. Ser Loras is the Knight of Flowers so he can't let that happen.