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{{quote| ''"Are you ready kids?"''<br />
{{quote|''"Are you ready kids?"''
''"Aye aye, captain!"'' }}
''"Aye aye, captain!"'' }}


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* [[Accidental Marriage]]: In 'Truth or Square' Sandy and SpongeBob act out a marriage, without telling the very real priest it was just a play.
* [[Accidental Marriage]]: In 'Truth or Square' Sandy and SpongeBob act out a marriage, without telling the very real priest it was just a play.
** In 'Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy', a delusional, senile Mermaid Man, a confused SpongeBob and the warden of Shady Shoals take part in this hilarious exchange.
** In 'Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy', a delusional, senile Mermaid Man, a confused SpongeBob and the warden of Shady Shoals take part in this hilarious exchange.
{{quote| '''Mermaid Man''': Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meat loaf! Now if you don't get out of here, then with the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!<br />
{{quote|'''Mermaid Man''': Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meat loaf! Now if you don't get out of here, then with the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
'''Warden''': What is going on here?<br />
'''Warden''': What is going on here?
'''Mermaid Man''': ''(Talking to the warden, pointing at SpongeBob)'' You may kiss the bride!<br />
'''Mermaid Man''': ''(Talking to the warden, pointing at SpongeBob)'' You may kiss the bride!
'''Patrick''': ''(SpongeBob is thrown out of Shady Shoals and rolls home, where Patrick is waiting for him)'' Did you reunite our heroes?<br />
'''Patrick''': ''(SpongeBob is thrown out of Shady Shoals and rolls home, where Patrick is waiting for him)'' Did you reunite our heroes?
'''SpongeBob''': No. But I'm married. }}
'''SpongeBob''': No. But I'm married. }}
* [[Acid Trip Dimension]]: The Fly of Despair from "Shanghaied" and "Squidward in Clarinetland"
* [[Acid Trip Dimension]]: The Fly of Despair from "Shanghaied" and "Squidward in Clarinetland"
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*** The same thing happens when Squidward is telling SpongeBob a scary story about a man who chopped his hand off with a knife, and SpongeBob doesn't understand that fish's arms don't grow back like his (even Squidward is shocked it doesn't hurt SpongeBob at all).
*** The same thing happens when Squidward is telling SpongeBob a scary story about a man who chopped his hand off with a knife, and SpongeBob doesn't understand that fish's arms don't grow back like his (even Squidward is shocked it doesn't hurt SpongeBob at all).
* [[Angrish]]: "Ah regga fregga smelinolin Mr. Krabs! Yugga hugga hollin wallet! Zibby mibby spibb! Yolla holla '''MR. KRABS WALLET!!!'''"
* [[Angrish]]: "Ah regga fregga smelinolin Mr. Krabs! Yugga hugga hollin wallet! Zibby mibby spibb! Yolla holla '''MR. KRABS WALLET!!!'''"
{{quote| "I had no idea SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary..."}}
{{quote|"I had no idea SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary..."}}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatgIocOvl4&NR=1 It's even better in the German dub.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatgIocOvl4&NR=1 It's even better in the German dub.]
** The Dutch dub actually uses censor bleeps. No kidding. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjRMcQZwxQk&feature=related See for yourselves.]
** The Dutch dub actually uses censor bleeps. No kidding. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjRMcQZwxQk&feature=related See for yourselves.]
* [[Annoying Laugh]]: In "Something Smells", SpongeBob is trying to figure out why everyone's been avoiding him. Patrick ponders:
* [[Annoying Laugh]]: In "Something Smells", SpongeBob is trying to figure out why everyone's been avoiding him. Patrick ponders:
{{quote| '''Patrick''': Maybe it's your voice.<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick''': Maybe it's your voice.
'''SpongeBob''': Dahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!... [[Sarcasm Mode|good one, Patrick.]] }}
'''SpongeBob''': Dahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!... [[Sarcasm Mode|good one, Patrick.]] }}
* [[Anti-Advice]]: In "Pizza Delivery", when Spongebob and Squidward get lost together, Spongebob predicts which way to go using his pioneering skills. Squidward goes the opposite way. The camera then pans over to show that their houses are just over a ridge in the direction Spongebob wanted to go.
* [[Anti-Advice]]: In "Pizza Delivery", when Spongebob and Squidward get lost together, Spongebob predicts which way to go using his pioneering skills. Squidward goes the opposite way. The camera then pans over to show that their houses are just over a ridge in the direction Spongebob wanted to go.
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* [[April Fool's Plot]]: "Fools in April"
* [[April Fool's Plot]]: "Fools in April"
* [[Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?]]:
* [[Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?]]:
{{quote| '''Flying Dutchman''': Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?<br />
{{quote|'''Flying Dutchman''': Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?
'''SpongeBob''': That's it! This ship belongs to the Red Baron! }}
'''SpongeBob''': That's it! This ship belongs to the Red Baron! }}
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Plenty of times.
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Plenty of times.
** Mr. Krabs in "Krabs a la Mode":
** Mr. Krabs in "Krabs a la Mode":
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs:''' You can beat up me employees, you can destroy me restaurant...but NOBODY TOUCHES ME THERMOSTAT!}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs:''' You can beat up me employees, you can destroy me restaurant...but NOBODY TOUCHES ME THERMOSTAT!}}
** SpongeBob describing an Alaskan Bull Worm.
** SpongeBob describing an Alaskan Bull Worm.
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': It was big. Scary! AND PINK!}}
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': It was big. Scary! AND PINK!}}
** SpongeBob describing the bath scene.
** SpongeBob describing the bath scene.
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': My best friend, my ex best friend, and...RUBBER BATH TOYS!}}
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': My best friend, my ex best friend, and...RUBBER BATH TOYS!}}
** From [[The Movie]], Plan Z:
** From [[The Movie]], Plan Z:
{{quote| '''Plankton''': It's evil! It's diabolical! IT'S LEMON SCENTED!}}
{{quote|'''Plankton''': It's evil! It's diabolical! IT'S LEMON SCENTED!}}
** From "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"
** From "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"
{{quote| 1. I want to be treated like a superhero not a sidekick.<br />
{{quote|1. I want to be treated like a superhero not a sidekick.
2. I want to be called "Barnacle ''Man''".<br />
2. I want to be called "Barnacle ''Man''".
3. I want an adult sized Krabby Patty. }}
3. I want an adult sized Krabby Patty. }}
** When Mrs. Puff is stealing SpongeBob's new boat, he's not letting go for giant clams, cheese graters, and... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!? OH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
** When Mrs. Puff is stealing SpongeBob's new boat, he's not letting go for giant clams, cheese graters, and... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!? OH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
** From "Life of Crime": "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here...WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they're gonna lock us up forever!"
** From "Life of Crime": "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here...WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they're gonna lock us up forever!"
** In "Graveyard Shift";
** In "Graveyard Shift";
{{quote| '''Squidward:''' He cut off own hand by mistake! [...] He replaced his hand, with a ''rusty spatula''...And then! He got hit by a bus! And then! At his funeral...they ''fired'' him!}}
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' He cut off own hand by mistake! [...] He replaced his hand, with a ''rusty spatula''...And then! He got hit by a bus! And then! At his funeral...they ''fired'' him!}}
* [[Art Attacker]]: In one episode, an artist's pencil which can bring to life a disgruntled duplicate of SpongeBob falls into Bikini Bottom. The pencil and eraser are both used to attack and defend.
* [[Art Attacker]]: In one episode, an artist's pencil which can bring to life a disgruntled duplicate of SpongeBob falls into Bikini Bottom. The pencil and eraser are both used to attack and defend.
** Fun Trivia Point: the artist himself, briefly seen in live-action at the start and close of this episode ("Frankendoodle") is played by Mr. Lawrence, an artist, voice actor (most notably Plankton) and ocassional writer for the show.
** Fun Trivia Point: the artist himself, briefly seen in live-action at the start and close of this episode ("Frankendoodle") is played by Mr. Lawrence, an artist, voice actor (most notably Plankton) and ocassional writer for the show.
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* [[Ascetic Aesthetic]]: Squidward time travelling into [[Ironic Hell|the middle of nowhere]].
* [[Ascetic Aesthetic]]: Squidward time travelling into [[Ironic Hell|the middle of nowhere]].
* [[Ass Shove]]: Implied. While Patrick is wearing a pair of shorts with a built in pay-phone/walkie-talkie.
* [[Ass Shove]]: Implied. While Patrick is wearing a pair of shorts with a built in pay-phone/walkie-talkie.
{{quote| '''Disembodied Techno-Female Voice:''' If you would like to make a call, please insert twenty-five cents. ''(Spongebob produces a quarter)''}}
{{quote|'''Disembodied Techno-Female Voice:''' If you would like to make a call, please insert twenty-five cents. ''(Spongebob produces a quarter)''}}
* [[At Arm's Length]]: Krabs and Plankton
* [[At Arm's Length]]: Krabs and Plankton
* [[Attack Backfire]]: Mermaid Man mistakes Spongebob for evil and attacks with his trademark Water Balls. Spongebob enjoys it.
* [[Attack Backfire]]: Mermaid Man mistakes Spongebob for evil and attacks with his trademark Water Balls. Spongebob enjoys it.
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** Even more so in the the video game version of Truth or Square, where when SpongeBob called Patrick tubby, Patrick turns into a huge one-eyed robot intent on crushing SpongeBob with a mace. {{spoiler|1=Though the battle apparently only happened in SpongeBob's head as SpongeBob was in Plankton's machine the ENTIRE time.}}
** Even more so in the the video game version of Truth or Square, where when SpongeBob called Patrick tubby, Patrick turns into a huge one-eyed robot intent on crushing SpongeBob with a mace. {{spoiler|1=Though the battle apparently only happened in SpongeBob's head as SpongeBob was in Plankton's machine the ENTIRE time.}}
** Don't mess up his name tag either.
** Don't mess up his name tag either.
{{quote| '''Patrick''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|MY. NAME'S. NOT. " ]]'''''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICK ]]'''''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|"!!!!]]}}
{{quote|'''Patrick''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|MY. NAME'S. NOT. " ]]'''''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICK ]]'''''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|"!!!!]]}}
** [[Chewing the Scenery|CHOOOOOCOOOOLAAATEEE!!!]] {{spoiler|The guy who says that turns out to like chocolate though.}}
** [[Chewing the Scenery|CHOOOOOCOOOOLAAATEEE!!!]] {{spoiler|The guy who says that turns out to like chocolate though.}}
** In Sandy's case, don't talk smack about Texas, or you ''will'' die.
** In Sandy's case, don't talk smack about Texas, or you ''will'' die.
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** In the movie, Plankton lets one loose when SpongeBob began zapping the mind-controlling helmets off of the Bikini Bottom residents using [[The Power of Rock]].
** In the movie, Plankton lets one loose when SpongeBob began zapping the mind-controlling helmets off of the Bikini Bottom residents using [[The Power of Rock]].
* [[Big Ol' Unibrow]]: Squilliam Fancyson.
* [[Big Ol' Unibrow]]: Squilliam Fancyson.
{{quote| '''Squidward''': How's the unibrow?<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward''': How's the unibrow?
'''Squilliam''': [[Insult Backfire|It's big and valuable.]] }}
'''Squilliam''': [[Insult Backfire|It's big and valuable.]] }}
** In "House Fancy", he has a giant sculture of his unibrow made of [[Brick Joke|gilded doornobs.]]
** In "House Fancy", he has a giant sculture of his unibrow made of [[Brick Joke|gilded doornobs.]]
* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: In "Pizza Delivery", SpongeBob hallucinates actual Korean words on the gearshift of the boat, which really mean "forward" and "reverse".
* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: In "Pizza Delivery", SpongeBob hallucinates actual Korean words on the gearshift of the boat, which really mean "forward" and "reverse".
* [[Biting the Hand Humor]]:
* [[Biting the Hand Humor]]:
{{quote| '''Stanley''': Wow! A TV! Uncle Sherm never let me watch TV back at home.<br />
{{quote|'''Stanley''': Wow! A TV! Uncle Sherm never let me watch TV back at home.
'''SpongeBob''': Why not? *The TV explodes*<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Why not? *The TV explodes*
'''Stanley''': That's why. *runs off* What's that?<br />
'''Stanley''': That's why. *runs off* What's that?
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, it's okay. There's nothing good on television anyway.*turns to camera* Nothing. }}
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, it's okay. There's nothing good on television anyway.*turns to camera* Nothing. }}
** "The Krusty Sponge" may be this, regarding the series' wild success and Nickelodeon's subsequent milking.
** "The Krusty Sponge" may be this, regarding the series' wild success and Nickelodeon's subsequent milking.
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* [[Boredom Montage]]: "Squidville": Squidward moves into a new neighborhood where everyone has the same interests and hobbies as he does, and gradually gets sick of it. And then he loses it BIG TIME. He attacks people with a reef blower, sings songs, and acts just like Spongebob used to. At the end of the episode, Squidward uses the reef blower as a jetpack while laughing madly (underwater, no less). It then shows Spongebob and Patrick, who were searching for Squidward, unable to find him because everyone looks the same. They then hear Squidward laughing, look up, and say "Well at least we know one thing; it SURE isn't ''that'' guy!" Episode ends.
* [[Boredom Montage]]: "Squidville": Squidward moves into a new neighborhood where everyone has the same interests and hobbies as he does, and gradually gets sick of it. And then he loses it BIG TIME. He attacks people with a reef blower, sings songs, and acts just like Spongebob used to. At the end of the episode, Squidward uses the reef blower as a jetpack while laughing madly (underwater, no less). It then shows Spongebob and Patrick, who were searching for Squidward, unable to find him because everyone looks the same. They then hear Squidward laughing, look up, and say "Well at least we know one thing; it SURE isn't ''that'' guy!" Episode ends.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs]]: In "Can You Spare a Dime?", [[SpongeBob]] guesses what job Squidward (who had quit the Krusty Krab) is now doing:
* [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs]]: In "Can You Spare a Dime?", [[SpongeBob]] guesses what job Squidward (who had quit the Krusty Krab) is now doing:
{{quote| '''Spongebob''': Hmmm, I see you've been working on that moustache, the tattered clothes, the awful smell...you're a football player!<br />
{{quote|'''Spongebob''': Hmmm, I see you've been working on that moustache, the tattered clothes, the awful smell...you're a football player!
'''Squidward''': No.<br />
'''Squidward''': No.
'''Spongebob''': A spaceman! A king!<br />
'''Spongebob''': A spaceman! A king!
'''Squidward''': No.<br />
'''Squidward''': No.
'''Spongebob''': A football playing king in space? }}
'''Spongebob''': A football playing king in space? }}
* [[Break the Cutie]]: This happens to SpongeBob quite a bit. For example:
* [[Break the Cutie]]: This happens to SpongeBob quite a bit. For example:
{{quote| '''SpongeBob:''' ''(strangles Mr. Krabs)'' "Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!! Squidward has been living in MY HOUSE driving me CRAZY!! '''AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!"'''}}
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' ''(strangles Mr. Krabs)'' "Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!! Squidward has been living in MY HOUSE driving me CRAZY!! '''AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!"'''}}
* [[Brick Joke]]: In what is possibly a parody on the [[Trope Namer]], "The Two Faces of Squidward" has a fish gain the ability to fly out of seeing handsome Squidward, and then proceed to lose his untied shoe. Later in the episode, the shoe falls through the roof of the Krusty Krab, causing SpongeBob to push Squidward into a pole to save him from being hit on the head with it.
* [[Brick Joke]]: In what is possibly a parody on the [[Trope Namer]], "The Two Faces of Squidward" has a fish gain the ability to fly out of seeing handsome Squidward, and then proceed to lose his untied shoe. Later in the episode, the shoe falls through the roof of the Krusty Krab, causing SpongeBob to push Squidward into a pole to save him from being hit on the head with it.
** "The Great Snail Race" has one. SpongeBob, who's training Gary, calls him a lady to "humiliate and demean him". Cut to Sandy, who says "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.". The next day, at the end of the episode, Sandy comes out of nowhere, kicks SpongeBob off screen and yells "That's for yesterday SquarePants!".
** "The Great Snail Race" has one. SpongeBob, who's training Gary, calls him a lady to "humiliate and demean him". Cut to Sandy, who says "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.". The next day, at the end of the episode, Sandy comes out of nowhere, kicks SpongeBob off screen and yells "That's for yesterday SquarePants!".
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* [[Christmas Episode]]: "Christmas Who?" and the upcoming "It's A SpongeBob Christmas!"
* [[Christmas Episode]]: "Christmas Who?" and the upcoming "It's A SpongeBob Christmas!"
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs''': I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl!<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl!
'''SpongeBob''': ''(Glowing)'' Am I a ''pretty'' girl? }}
'''SpongeBob''': ''(Glowing)'' Am I a ''pretty'' girl? }}
** Patrick too, though to a lesser extent.
** Patrick too, though to a lesser extent.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: The episode "Sailor Mouth". Complete with [[Sound Effect Bleep|dolphin squeaks]].
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: The episode "Sailor Mouth". Complete with [[Sound Effect Bleep|dolphin squeaks]].
** At the end of "Krusty Love", SpongeBob lets out a stream of...gibberish that is obviously intended to be interpreted as cursing.
** At the end of "Krusty Love", SpongeBob lets out a stream of...gibberish that is obviously intended to be interpreted as cursing.
{{quote| '''Mrs. Puff:''' I had no idea Spongebob had such a colourful vocabulary!<br />
{{quote|'''Mrs. Puff:''' I had no idea Spongebob had such a colourful vocabulary!
'''Mr. Krabs:''' ... ''(Gaping in shocked silence with his jaw on the ground)'' }}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' ... ''(Gaping in shocked silence with his jaw on the ground)'' }}
* [[Cobweb of Disuse]]: In "Pretty Patties", the Krusty Krab is covered in cobwebs when business gets slow. SpongeBob tries to clean one, a spider makes another one. Later, Mr. Krabs himself is seen covered in cobwebs.
* [[Cobweb of Disuse]]: In "Pretty Patties", the Krusty Krab is covered in cobwebs when business gets slow. SpongeBob tries to clean one, a spider makes another one. Later, Mr. Krabs himself is seen covered in cobwebs.
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** "Missin Identity" had him forget where he put his nametag. So he repeats his morning routine ad infinitum, exactly, hoping that this'll help him remembers.
** "Missin Identity" had him forget where he put his nametag. So he repeats his morning routine ad infinitum, exactly, hoping that this'll help him remembers.
* [[Conjoined Twins]]: Has happened several times: in the movie, we meet two conjoined twins in a bar. In "SquidBob TentaclePants", SpongeBob and Squidward are conjoined because of one of Sandy's experiments. And then there's this infamous quote:
* [[Conjoined Twins]]: Has happened several times: in the movie, we meet two conjoined twins in a bar. In "SquidBob TentaclePants", SpongeBob and Squidward are conjoined because of one of Sandy's experiments. And then there's this infamous quote:
{{quote| ''"We're like brothers...only closer."''}}
{{quote|''"We're like brothers...only closer."''}}
* [[Conspicuously Light Patch]]: Although the ones in older episodes could be attributed to the fairly small budgets at the time, the newer, more [[Nickelodeon]]-backed episodes have no such [[Hand Wave|(weak) excuse]].
* [[Conspicuously Light Patch]]: Although the ones in older episodes could be attributed to the fairly small budgets at the time, the newer, more [[Nickelodeon]]-backed episodes have no such [[Hand Wave|(weak) excuse]].
** One particularly [[Egregious]] example is the episode "Can You Spare a Dime?", where SpongeBob pokes Squidward's animated nose, and the ''entire rest of his head'' is a much-darker matte painting (see 9:34-9:40 [http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/can-you-spare-a-dime-full.html here]).
** One particularly [[Egregious]] example is the episode "Can You Spare a Dime?", where SpongeBob pokes Squidward's animated nose, and the ''entire rest of his head'' is a much-darker matte painting (see 9:34-9:40 [http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/can-you-spare-a-dime-full.html here]).
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* [[Delayed Reaction]]: Happens a lot.
* [[Delayed Reaction]]: Happens a lot.
** From 'The Great Snail Race':
** From 'The Great Snail Race':
{{quote| '''Squidward:''' For the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Snellie will be winning this Sunday.<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' For the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Snellie will be winning this Sunday.
'''Patrick:''' Sunday?<br />
'''Patrick:''' Sunday?
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess I can't enter Gary in that. [[Comically Missing the Point|Sunday's Laundry day!]]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess I can't enter Gary in that. [[Comically Missing the Point|Sunday's Laundry day!]]<br />
'''Squidward:''' What?! No, SpongeBob. You can't enter Gary because Gary's a ''mutt''!<br />
'''Squidward:''' What?! No, SpongeBob. You can't enter Gary because Gary's a ''mutt''!<br />
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** Also in 'Ghost Host', where a customer falls asleep on a mattress being sold to him. The Flying Dutchman comes in and tries to scare the sleeping dude, but no matter how much he tries, he won't wake up. Only when The Flying Dutchman gave up and the salesman has come back already [[Crowning Moment of Funny|did the customer wake up and scream in terror.]]
** Also in 'Ghost Host', where a customer falls asleep on a mattress being sold to him. The Flying Dutchman comes in and tries to scare the sleeping dude, but no matter how much he tries, he won't wake up. Only when The Flying Dutchman gave up and the salesman has come back already [[Crowning Moment of Funny|did the customer wake up and scream in terror.]]
* [[Delicious Fruit Pies]]: Parodied in "Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob", with the "Krusty Kids Meal" commercial at the beginning of the episode.
* [[Delicious Fruit Pies]]: Parodied in "Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob", with the "Krusty Kids Meal" commercial at the beginning of the episode.
{{quote| '''Man Ray''': How can I be evil with flavors this good?}}
{{quote|'''Man Ray''': How can I be evil with flavors this good?}}
* [[Demoted to Extra]]: Sandy. She rarely appears in newer episodes. Gary, Mrs. Puff, Larry, The Flying Dutchman, Old Man Jenkins, Scooter... Anyone who isn't [[Spotlight-Stealing Squad|SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs or Plankton]].
* [[Demoted to Extra]]: Sandy. She rarely appears in newer episodes. Gary, Mrs. Puff, Larry, The Flying Dutchman, Old Man Jenkins, Scooter... Anyone who isn't [[Spotlight-Stealing Squad|SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs or Plankton]].
* [[Depending on the Writer]]: A lot of the character interpretations are rather inconsistent between episode to episode. SpongeBob can be a sweet natured albeit naive [[The Ditz|Ditz]] or an arrogant, idiotic [[Butt Monkey]], Squidward tends to vacillate between being a complete [[Jerkass]] and a [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]], Sandy can be a multitalented [[Only Sane Man|voice of reason]] or a rowdy [[Ted Baxter]] while Mr. Krabs can be a greedy yet somewhat well intentioned [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] or a borderline [[Complete Monster|Monster]] in his [[Money Fetish|money lust]].
* [[Depending on the Writer]]: A lot of the character interpretations are rather inconsistent between episode to episode. SpongeBob can be a sweet natured albeit naive [[The Ditz|Ditz]] or an arrogant, idiotic [[Butt Monkey]], Squidward tends to vacillate between being a complete [[Jerkass]] and a [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]], Sandy can be a multitalented [[Only Sane Man|voice of reason]] or a rowdy [[Ted Baxter]] while Mr. Krabs can be a greedy yet somewhat well intentioned [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] or a borderline [[Complete Monster|Monster]] in his [[Money Fetish|money lust]].
** [[Lampshaded]] in one episode:
** [[Lampshaded]] in one episode:
{{quote| '''Squidward:''' Patrick, just how dumb are you?<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' Patrick, just how dumb are you?
'''Patrick:''' It varies. }}
'''Patrick:''' It varies. }}
** Whether [[Earn Your Happy Ending|Squidward]] or [[Downer Ending|Squilliam]] wins at the end of their episodes also varies.
** Whether [[Earn Your Happy Ending|Squidward]] or [[Downer Ending|Squilliam]] wins at the end of their episodes also varies.
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** Patrick is more extreme. For example, he can short-circuit his brain at random. Taken ''past'' the logic extreme in one episode where he FORGETS HOW TO BREATHE!. "I'm With Stupid" mentions [[[[Noodle Incident]] Patrick also forgot how to eat at one point.
** Patrick is more extreme. For example, he can short-circuit his brain at random. Taken ''past'' the logic extreme in one episode where he FORGETS HOW TO BREATHE!. "I'm With Stupid" mentions [[[[Noodle Incident]] Patrick also forgot how to eat at one point.
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: From the second season and onward.
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: From the second season and onward.
{{quote| '''Spongebob:''' ''(To Squidward, referring to a paper figure of them playing leapfrog)'' "This time you're on the top and I'm on the bottom!"}}
{{quote|'''Spongebob:''' ''(To Squidward, referring to a paper figure of them playing leapfrog)'' "This time you're on the top and I'm on the bottom!"}}
** The episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" where [[Has Two Daddies|SpongeBob and Patrick raise a baby oyster to adulthood.]]
** The episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" where [[Has Two Daddies|SpongeBob and Patrick raise a baby oyster to adulthood.]]
** In "Gary Takes a Bath", SpongeBob paints the bathtub like a treasure chest, which he leads Gary to as if on a treasure hunt. SpongeBob hands Gary bars of soap, calling them doubloons, then promptly warns Gary not to drop them.
** In "Gary Takes a Bath", SpongeBob paints the bathtub like a treasure chest, which he leads Gary to as if on a treasure hunt. SpongeBob hands Gary bars of soap, calling them doubloons, then promptly warns Gary not to drop them.
** This exchange in "Grandma's Kisses":
** This exchange in "Grandma's Kisses":
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' Then you get behind her and I'll push!<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Then you get behind her and I'll push!
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we didn't say that. }}
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we didn't say that. }}
** There's also in the beginning of the episode "Your Shoe's Untied", where SpongeBob was watching a live-action sea anemone gyrating (thus implying that he was watching porn) until Gary meows, startling SpongeBob -- who promptly changes the channel, claiming he was looking for football and admonishing Gary for telling lies.
** There's also in the beginning of the episode "Your Shoe's Untied", where SpongeBob was watching a live-action sea anemone gyrating (thus implying that he was watching porn) until Gary meows, startling SpongeBob -- who promptly changes the channel, claiming he was looking for football and admonishing Gary for telling lies.
** The ending of "The Fry Cook Games":
** The ending of "The Fry Cook Games":
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' You know, these were white when I bought them. *He is wearing yellow underwear.*}}
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' You know, these were white when I bought them. *He is wearing yellow underwear.*}}
* [[Downer Ending]]: Quite a few episodes, [[Played for Laughs|for the laughs.]]
* [[Downer Ending]]: Quite a few episodes, [[Played for Laughs|for the laughs.]]
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: Squidward, at least according to everyone in Bikini Bottom.
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: Squidward, at least according to everyone in Bikini Bottom.
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* [[Everything Is Big in Texas]]: Sandy.
* [[Everything Is Big in Texas]]: Sandy.
* [[Everything's Better with Chocolate]]: Taken to aN all-time extreme.
* [[Everything's Better with Chocolate]]: Taken to aN all-time extreme.
{{quote| '''Tom''': '''CHOCOLATE!? Did you say...CHOCOLATE!? [[Chewing the Scenery|CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!! CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!! CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!!''']]}}
{{quote|'''Tom''': '''CHOCOLATE!? Did you say...CHOCOLATE!? [[Chewing the Scenery|CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!! CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!! CHOCOLAAAATTTTE!!!!''']]}}
* [[Evil Is Dumb]]
* [[Evil Is Dumb]]
* [[Evil Versus Evil]]: Krabs versus Plankton (in newer episodes).
* [[Evil Versus Evil]]: Krabs versus Plankton (in newer episodes).
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* [[Extra! Extra! Read All About It!]]: "Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom! City paralyzed with fear!"
* [[Extra! Extra! Read All About It!]]: "Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom! City paralyzed with fear!"
* [[Eye Scream]]: Crops up a number of times.
* [[Eye Scream]]: Crops up a number of times.
{{quote| '''[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Tattle-Tale Strangler]]''': Get your feet out of my eye sockets! ''[screaming]''<br />
{{quote|'''[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Tattle-Tale Strangler]]''': Get your feet out of my eye sockets! ''[screaming]''<br />
'''SpongeBob''': I'm trying-- '''BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCK IN YOUR CORNEAS!!!''' ...Six hours later... }}
'''SpongeBob''': I'm trying-- '''BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCK IN YOUR CORNEAS!!!''' ...Six hours later... }}
** Also in the episode where the krusty Krab gets a claw machine (which squidward fails at) and therefore cant pick anything up- so while watching tv- and cant pick up the remote- he changes the channel WITH HIS EYE- then proceeds to scream.
** Also in the episode where the krusty Krab gets a claw machine (which squidward fails at) and therefore cant pick anything up- so while watching tv- and cant pick up the remote- he changes the channel WITH HIS EYE- then proceeds to scream.
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* [[Fan of the Underdog]]: SpongeBob and Patrick seem to be the only entities in Bikini Bottom that actually like Squidward and consider him as wonderful and talented a being as he himself believes he is. Unfortunately their stupidity and clinginess still manages to cause him [[Stop Helping Me!|as much suffering and pain]] as everyone else's harshness.
* [[Fan of the Underdog]]: SpongeBob and Patrick seem to be the only entities in Bikini Bottom that actually like Squidward and consider him as wonderful and talented a being as he himself believes he is. Unfortunately their stupidity and clinginess still manages to cause him [[Stop Helping Me!|as much suffering and pain]] as everyone else's harshness.
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: Played for laughs when SpongeBob became a lifeguard:
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: Played for laughs when SpongeBob became a lifeguard:
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': There are sharks in the water!<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': There are sharks in the water!
'''Shark''': Hey! That's my family you're talking about! }}
'''Shark''': Hey! That's my family you're talking about! }}
** Also parodied in "Squirrel Jokes"
** Also parodied in "Squirrel Jokes"
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* [[Flat Character]]: Princess Mindy in [[The Movie]]. If you think about it, she's really not much more than a plot device. Her only contributions to the story were to be a love interest for Patrick, stop her father from killing Mr. Krabs, give SpongeBob and Patrick their [[Magic Feather|"mustaches"]], and stall her father long enough for SpongeBob to come back with the crown.
* [[Flat Character]]: Princess Mindy in [[The Movie]]. If you think about it, she's really not much more than a plot device. Her only contributions to the story were to be a love interest for Patrick, stop her father from killing Mr. Krabs, give SpongeBob and Patrick their [[Magic Feather|"mustaches"]], and stall her father long enough for SpongeBob to come back with the crown.
* [[Flashback Cut]]: In "The Bully"
* [[Flashback Cut]]: In "The Bully"
{{quote| '''Spongebob''': Hi, I'm Spongebob!<br />
{{quote|'''Spongebob''': Hi, I'm Spongebob!
(later)<br />
(later)
'''Spongebob''': I haven't said two words to the guy!<br />
'''Spongebob''': I haven't said two words to the guy!
(cut)<br />
(cut)
'''Spongebob''': Hi, I'm Spongebob! }}
'''Spongebob''': Hi, I'm Spongebob! }}
* [[Flaying Alive]]: Surprisingly frequent.
* [[Flaying Alive]]: Surprisingly frequent.
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* [[Giftedly Bad]]: Squidward is not as good at music as he thinks he is.
* [[Giftedly Bad]]: Squidward is not as good at music as he thinks he is.
* [[Gilligan Cut]]: In the episode "Idiot Box", Squidward doesn't understand why the cardboard box will make noises for SpongeBob and Patrick.
* [[Gilligan Cut]]: In the episode "Idiot Box", Squidward doesn't understand why the cardboard box will make noises for SpongeBob and Patrick.
{{quote| '''Squidward:''' Why won’t this thing turn on? All right, fine. If you don’t want to show me, I don’t care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. ''(Cut to Squidward pacing the length of his living room floor)'' How do those two work that thing?! There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something!}}
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' Why won’t this thing turn on? All right, fine. If you don’t want to show me, I don’t care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. ''(Cut to Squidward pacing the length of his living room floor)'' How do those two work that thing?! There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something!}}
** [[Ambulance Cut]]: Subverted temporarily in the episode "Born Again Krabs". Mr. Krabs prepares to take a bite out of an old, filthy, tainted patty. Just as he is about to bite down on it, the shot cuts to an ambulance, implying that Krabs was now being rushed to the hospital. As it turns out, the ambulance was only passing by the Krusty Krab.
** [[Ambulance Cut]]: Subverted temporarily in the episode "Born Again Krabs". Mr. Krabs prepares to take a bite out of an old, filthy, tainted patty. Just as he is about to bite down on it, the shot cuts to an ambulance, implying that Krabs was now being rushed to the hospital. As it turns out, the ambulance was only passing by the Krusty Krab.
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, look. An ambulance. Now then, where was I? ''(He takes a bite out of the patty, and the Trope is played straight afterwards.)'' }}
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, look. An ambulance. Now then, where was I? ''(He takes a bite out of the patty, and the Trope is played straight afterwards.)'' }}
* [[Go-Karting with Bowser]]: You shouldn't be surprised if SpongeBob invites ''even Plankton'' to one of his parties.
* [[Go-Karting with Bowser]]: You shouldn't be surprised if SpongeBob invites ''even Plankton'' to one of his parties.
** Mr. Krabs and Plankton have also played poker every Tuesday night for years.
** Mr. Krabs and Plankton have also played poker every Tuesday night for years.
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* [[Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow]]: Squidward.
* [[Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow]]: Squidward.
* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]: Patrick's sister, Sam. The episode even gives us this exchange:
* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]: Patrick's sister, Sam. The episode even gives us this exchange:
{{quote| '''Sam''': What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?<br />
{{quote|'''Sam''': What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
'''Patrick''': Umm......umm.....it's about your temper, sis.<br />
'''Patrick''': Umm......umm.....it's about your temper, sis.
'''Sam''': No have temper! [[Hypocritical Humor|This make Sister Sam...SOOO MAAAD,]] Sister Sam...[[Nightmare Face|PUT ON MEAN FACE.]] }}
'''Sam''': No have temper! [[Hypocritical Humor|This make Sister Sam...SOOO MAAAD,]] Sister Sam...[[Nightmare Face|PUT ON MEAN FACE.]] }}
* [[Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal]]: Many of the characters in the show, such as Patrick and Squidward.
* [[Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal]]: Many of the characters in the show, such as Patrick and Squidward.
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** In "FUN", he hid the Krabby Patty (which is bigger than his body) in his pocket.
** In "FUN", he hid the Krabby Patty (which is bigger than his body) in his pocket.
* [[Hands Go Down]]: From "Band Geeks":
* [[Hands Go Down]]: From "Band Geeks":
{{quote| '''Patrick''': [[Memetic Mutation|Is mayonnaise an instrument?]]<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick''': [[Memetic Mutation|Is mayonnaise an instrument?]]<br />
'''Squidward''': No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.<br />
'''Squidward''': No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.<br />
''(Patrick raises his hand)''<br />
''(Patrick raises his hand)''<br />
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* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Uses this from time to time.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Uses this from time to time.
** From 'Hooky':
** From 'Hooky':
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' Look, SpongeBob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to [[The Ditz|me]]? <br />
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Look, SpongeBob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to [[The Ditz|me]]? <br />
'''SpongeBob:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Umm...]] }}
'''SpongeBob:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Umm...]] }}
** From 'Pressure', while SpongeBob and the others were laughing at Sandy's failed attempt to breathe underwater:
** From 'Pressure', while SpongeBob and the others were laughing at Sandy's failed attempt to breathe underwater:
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather! <br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!
'''Patrick:''' Airhead... ''(Laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon)'' Huh? ''(Puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)'' }}
'''Patrick:''' Airhead... ''(Laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon)'' Huh? ''(Puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)'' }}
** Same episode, while Sandy is telling the other four to go on dry land already :
** Same episode, while Sandy is telling the other four to go on dry land already :
{{quote| '''Sandy:''' Well? So are you going or not? <br />
{{quote|'''Sandy:''' Well? So are you going or not?
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, but...<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, but...
'''Squidward:''' We can't, uh...because...<br />
'''Squidward:''' We can't, uh...because...
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, um... we're late for our... <br />
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, um... we're late for our...
'''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br />
'''Patrick:''' Our fitting!
'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes?<br />
'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes?
'''Patrick:''' ''(Holding and eating popcorn)'' Hey, we are not chicken! ''(Drops popcorn) (Gasps)'' My popcorn! ''(Begins pecking at it like a chicken)'' }}
'''Patrick:''' ''(Holding and eating popcorn)'' Hey, we are not chicken! ''(Drops popcorn) (Gasps)'' My popcorn! ''(Begins pecking at it like a chicken)'' }}
** From "Party Pooper Pants", while Patchy remarks that he hopes SpongeBob received his invitation for his party:
** From "Party Pooper Pants", while Patchy remarks that he hopes SpongeBob received his invitation for his party:
{{quote| '''Patchy:''' Welcome! Say, you didn't bring SpongeBob with you, did you? I sure hope he got his invitation. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick)<br />
{{quote|'''Patchy:''' Welcome! Say, you didn't bring SpongeBob with you, did you? I sure hope he got his invitation. (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick)
'''SpongeBob:''' I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation! ''(Shows close-up of the invitation revealing that the print is sogged and ruined)''<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation! ''(Shows close-up of the invitation revealing that the print is sogged and ruined)''
'''Patrick:''' Me neither.<br />
'''Patrick:''' Me neither.
'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Examines invitation)'' Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire. ''(Scene zooms out revealing a bonfire between SpongeBob and Patrick. Both throw their invitations in the fire)'' }}
'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Examines invitation)'' Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire. ''(Scene zooms out revealing a bonfire between SpongeBob and Patrick. Both throw their invitations in the fire)'' }}
** From 'Squilliam Returns', when Squidward told SpongeBob to empty his mind and his mind has various SpongeBobs emptying his mind literally:
** From 'Squilliam Returns', when Squidward told SpongeBob to empty his mind and his mind has various SpongeBobs emptying his mind literally:
{{quote| '''SpongeBob # 1:''' Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob # 1:''' Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
'''SpongeBob # 2:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.]]<br />
'''SpongeBob # 2:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.]]<br />
'''SpongeBob # 1:''' One more crack like that and you're outta here!<br />
'''SpongeBob # 1:''' One more crack like that and you're outta here!<br />
'''SpongeBob # 2:''' ''(Down on his knees and begging)'' NO! Please! I have three kids! }}
'''SpongeBob # 2:''' ''(Down on his knees and begging)'' NO! Please! I have three kids! }}
** Patrick in "I'm With Stupid", after trying to convince his parents that SpongeBob is an idiot to [[Straw Loser|outshadow his own idiotic tendencies]], only for his own stupidity to convince him that SpongeBob really ''is'' an idiot, leading him to insult and talk down on him in the most condescending manner, ultimately leading to:
** Patrick in "I'm With Stupid", after trying to convince his parents that SpongeBob is an idiot to [[Straw Loser|outshadow his own idiotic tendencies]], only for his own stupidity to convince him that SpongeBob really ''is'' an idiot, leading him to insult and talk down on him in the most condescending manner, ultimately leading to:
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' Oh, SpongeBob. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware to how dumb they really are... ''(Stares vacantly and drools)''}}
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Oh, SpongeBob. Dumb people are always blissfully unaware to how dumb they really are... ''(Stares vacantly and drools)''}}
*** And it's revealed in the end the couple Patrick introduced to Spongebob weren't Patrick's parents but the three stars were too dumb to notice until the real parents appeared.
*** And it's revealed in the end the couple Patrick introduced to Spongebob weren't Patrick's parents but the three stars were too dumb to notice until the real parents appeared.
** From "The Camping Episode"
** From "The Camping Episode"
{{quote| '''Squidward''' That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward''' That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
'''Patrick''' Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. }}
'''Patrick''' Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. }}
** From "Mermaid Man Begins":
** From "Mermaid Man Begins":
{{quote| '''Spongebob and Patrick:''' Squidward! Squidward! Let us in! We're missing the Mermaid Man marathon!<br />
{{quote|'''Spongebob and Patrick:''' Squidward! Squidward! Let us in! We're missing the Mermaid Man marathon!
'''Squidward:''' Go away! I've got better things to do than watch grown men prance around in ridiculous outfits. (Cut to a man dancing ballet on Squidward's TV) }}
'''Squidward:''' Go away! I've got better things to do than watch grown men prance around in ridiculous outfits. (Cut to a man dancing ballet on Squidward's TV) }}
** There was also one from the episode " Big Sister Sam". Go above to see it.
** There was also one from the episode " Big Sister Sam". Go above to see it.
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* [[If I Had a Nickel]]: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have...I'd have one dollar."
* [[If I Had a Nickel]]: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have...I'd have one dollar."
* [[I'm Not a Doctor But I Play One on TV]]: Parodied in "All That Glitters":
* [[I'm Not a Doctor But I Play One on TV]]: Parodied in "All That Glitters":
{{quote| '''Doctor:''' Oh, I'm not a doctor, I'm an actor who's searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''(gives a sigh of relief)''}}
{{quote|'''Doctor:''' Oh, I'm not a doctor, I'm an actor who's searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''(gives a sigh of relief)''}}
* [[Impossibly Delicious Food]]: Krabby Patties, to the point where [[Deus Ex Machina|conflicts can be resolved merely by eating one]].
* [[Impossibly Delicious Food]]: Krabby Patties, to the point where [[Deus Ex Machina|conflicts can be resolved merely by eating one]].
* [[Incessant Music Madness]]: In "Jellyfish Jam", SpongeBob and a jellyfish keep Squidward up all night playing loud music. When more jellyfish show up and play the music even louder, Squidward has had enough and counterattacks by playing his clarinet. This angers the jellyfish, and when SpongeBob's pleas to stop result in Squidward playing even louder, the jellyfish goes over to Squidward's and stings him.
* [[Incessant Music Madness]]: In "Jellyfish Jam", SpongeBob and a jellyfish keep Squidward up all night playing loud music. When more jellyfish show up and play the music even louder, Squidward has had enough and counterattacks by playing his clarinet. This angers the jellyfish, and when SpongeBob's pleas to stop result in Squidward playing even louder, the jellyfish goes over to Squidward's and stings him.
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* [[Inner Monologue Conversation]]: In "Big Pink Loser", Patrick is imitating everything SpongeBob says and does. SpongeBob thinks ''(At least I'm safe inside my mind)'', then hears Patrick thinking the same thing.
* [[Inner Monologue Conversation]]: In "Big Pink Loser", Patrick is imitating everything SpongeBob says and does. SpongeBob thinks ''(At least I'm safe inside my mind)'', then hears Patrick thinking the same thing.
* [[Innocently Insensitive]]: Spongebob and occasionally Patrick have moments of this, especially around Squidward. Case in point this compliment to Squidward's clarinet playing, said with completely sincere enthusiasm:
* [[Innocently Insensitive]]: Spongebob and occasionally Patrick have moments of this, especially around Squidward. Case in point this compliment to Squidward's clarinet playing, said with completely sincere enthusiasm:
{{quote| '''Spongebob:''' Bravo, Squidward! And all those wrong notes made it sound unique.<br />
{{quote|'''Spongebob:''' Bravo, Squidward! And all those wrong notes made it sound unique.
'''Squidward:''' Wha?...There weren't any loose notes!!! }}
'''Squidward:''' Wha?...There weren't any loose notes!!! }}
* [[Innocent Swearing]]: In "Sailor Mouth", [[SpongeBob]] and Patrick read a bad word written in a trash bin and start using it. Patrick claims it's a "sentence enhancer".
* [[Innocent Swearing]]: In "Sailor Mouth", [[SpongeBob]] and Patrick read a bad word written in a trash bin and start using it. Patrick claims it's a "sentence enhancer".
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* [[Ironic Echo]]: In One Krab's Trash. Krabs goes to the cemetery to find Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's grave and take back his hat. He sees Squidward laying down flowers on a grave, which reads "Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams." Krabs remarks "what a baby." Later, when Krabs finds out that the hat is now worthless, he breaks down in tears, and a flower carrying Squidward walks in the background, pausing to say "what a baby."
* [[Ironic Echo]]: In One Krab's Trash. Krabs goes to the cemetery to find Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's grave and take back his hat. He sees Squidward laying down flowers on a grave, which reads "Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams." Krabs remarks "what a baby." Later, when Krabs finds out that the hat is now worthless, he breaks down in tears, and a flower carrying Squidward walks in the background, pausing to say "what a baby."
* [[It Tastes Like Feet]]: When Squidward is subbing for SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab grill.
* [[It Tastes Like Feet]]: When Squidward is subbing for SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab grill.
{{quote| '''Customer #1:''' You call this food? My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!<br />
{{quote|'''Customer #1:''' You call this food? My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!
'''Customer #2:''' My sandwich ''is'' a fried boot! }}
'''Customer #2:''' My sandwich ''is'' a fried boot! }}
** And in "Whale of a Birthday", when Pearl's friends drink from the punch bowl...
** And in "Whale of a Birthday", when Pearl's friends drink from the punch bowl...
{{quote| '''Pearl's Friend:''' Ew, it tastes like dishwater!<br />
{{quote|'''Pearl's Friend:''' Ew, it tastes like dishwater!
'''Squidward:''' It ''is'' dishwater. }}
'''Squidward:''' It ''is'' dishwater. }}
* [[Its Pronounced Tropay]]: "I love kara-TAY!"
* [[Its Pronounced Tropay]]: "I love kara-TAY!"
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* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: Squidward complains, "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: Squidward complains, "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
** From "Nature Pants":
** From "Nature Pants":
{{quote| '''Sandy:''' I give him a week.<br />
{{quote|'''Sandy:''' I give him a week.
'''Squidward:''' I give him 11 minutes. }}
'''Squidward:''' I give him 11 minutes. }}
** After Spongebob finishes a long-winded narrative about how he once "lost his identity", a waitress at the bar he was sitting in observes, "Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes."
** After Spongebob finishes a long-winded narrative about how he once "lost his identity", a waitress at the bar he was sitting in observes, "Well, you managed to kill 11 minutes."
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** Squidward: "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with torture."
** Squidward: "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with torture."
** From "Planet of the Jellyfish":
** From "Planet of the Jellyfish":
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs:''' What happened?<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs:''' What happened?
'''Spongebob:''' Well, let me tell ya...<br />
'''Spongebob:''' Well, let me tell ya...
'''narrator:''' Eleven minutes later...<br />
'''narrator:''' Eleven minutes later...
'''Spongebob:''' ... And that's why we're covered in goo. }}
'''Spongebob:''' ... And that's why we're covered in goo. }}
* [[Let Me Tell You a Story]]: Mr. Krabs' story to SpongeBob about spending a dollar on a soda to persuade SpongeBob to let his seahorse go.
* [[Let Me Tell You a Story]]: Mr. Krabs' story to SpongeBob about spending a dollar on a soda to persuade SpongeBob to let his seahorse go.
* [[Let's Have Another Baby]]: Patrick says this to SpongeBob after they take care of a baby scallop.
* [[Let's Have Another Baby]]: Patrick says this to SpongeBob after they take care of a baby scallop.
* [[Light Bulb Joke]]: The basis of many of SpongeBob's "squirrel jokes" stand-up.
* [[Light Bulb Joke]]: The basis of many of SpongeBob's "squirrel jokes" stand-up.
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
'''Audience''': ''BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STUPID!!!'' }}
'''Audience''': ''BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STUPID!!!'' }}
* [[Line-of-Sight Name]]: When the Flying Dutchman comes for Mr. Krabs' soul in the hospital, Mr. Krabs insists that he is "Harold Flower", after the flower on the end table.
* [[Line-of-Sight Name]]: When the Flying Dutchman comes for Mr. Krabs' soul in the hospital, Mr. Krabs insists that he is "Harold Flower", after the flower on the end table.
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* [[Mondegreen]]: "Sweet Victory" from the episode "Band Geeks" has a few lyrics that are often misheard, specifically "the world closing in" being heard as "the wind closing in", "be on the attack with your wings in the wind" being heard as "the only attack with their wings in the wind", and "the games will begin" heard as "the daydream begins"
* [[Mondegreen]]: "Sweet Victory" from the episode "Band Geeks" has a few lyrics that are often misheard, specifically "the world closing in" being heard as "the wind closing in", "be on the attack with your wings in the wind" being heard as "the only attack with their wings in the wind", and "the games will begin" heard as "the daydream begins"
* [[Money Fetish]]: Mr. Krabs
* [[Money Fetish]]: Mr. Krabs
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs''': My whole life has been about money, saving money, collecting money... ''* rubs his fingers lustfully* '' touching money...}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': My whole life has been about money, saving money, collecting money... ''* rubs his fingers lustfully* '' touching money...}}
* [[Morning Routine]]: Many an episode begins with Songebob getting up to his blasting foghorn alarm clock and ready for work.
* [[Morning Routine]]: Many an episode begins with Songebob getting up to his blasting foghorn alarm clock and ready for work.
* [[The Movie]]: ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''. [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/viacom-paramount-release-spongebob-movie-late-2014-philippe-dauman295695 A second movie will be released in late 2014.]
* [[The Movie]]: ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]''. [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/viacom-paramount-release-spongebob-movie-late-2014-philippe-dauman295695 A second movie will be released in late 2014.]
* [[Moving the Goalposts]]: Kevin's treatment of SpongeBob in "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic". SpongeBob is trying to get into the Jellyfishers' Club, but their leader Kevin keeps stringing him along with increasingly difficult tasks, at which SpongeBob succeeds with ease. When they finally come up with something sufficiently impossible, it winds up in Kevin being [[Hoist by His Own Petard]] as the fake "queen jellyfish" he creates attracts a real king jellyfish, and SpongeBob saves the day, revealing Kevin as a complete loser.
* [[Moving the Goalposts]]: Kevin's treatment of SpongeBob in "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic". SpongeBob is trying to get into the Jellyfishers' Club, but their leader Kevin keeps stringing him along with increasingly difficult tasks, at which SpongeBob succeeds with ease. When they finally come up with something sufficiently impossible, it winds up in Kevin being [[Hoist by His Own Petard]] as the fake "queen jellyfish" he creates attracts a real king jellyfish, and SpongeBob saves the day, revealing Kevin as a complete loser.
* [[Mr. Imagination]]: SpongeBob and Patrick create a world of scenarios with only a cardboard box in "The Idiot Box", much to Squidward's disbelief.
* [[Mr. Imagination]]: SpongeBob and Patrick create a world of scenarios with only a cardboard box in "The Idiot Box", much to Squidward's disbelief.
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': "Squidward, you can make this box whatever you want it to be with... [[Everything's Better with Rainbows|*makes rainbow appear from hands*]] ...[[Memetic Mutation|imagination!]]" }}
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': "Squidward, you can make this box whatever you want it to be with... [[Everything's Better with Rainbows|*makes rainbow appear from hands*]] ...[[Memetic Mutation|imagination!]]" }}
* [[Mr. Vice Guy]]: Mr. Krabs pre-[[Flanderization]].
* [[Mr. Vice Guy]]: Mr. Krabs pre-[[Flanderization]].
* [[Multiple Endings]]: "Shanghaied" has three (depending on whether SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward gets the third of [[Three Wishes]]), which viewers got to call in and choose between during the episode's premiere. Reruns of the episode show only the winning ending, though all three endings are available on some home video releases.
* [[Multiple Endings]]: "Shanghaied" has three (depending on whether SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward gets the third of [[Three Wishes]]), which viewers got to call in and choose between during the episode's premiere. Reruns of the episode show only the winning ending, though all three endings are available on some home video releases.
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* [[My Master, Right or Wrong]]: SpongeBob, despite his occasional disgust at Mr. Krabs's actions and sympathy for the people he victimizes, ([[Go-Karting with Bowser|even Plankton]]), generally follows through with his plans blindly, either due to his blind idolization of his boss or the fact his dream job may be at stake otherwise.
* [[My Master, Right or Wrong]]: SpongeBob, despite his occasional disgust at Mr. Krabs's actions and sympathy for the people he victimizes, ([[Go-Karting with Bowser|even Plankton]]), generally follows through with his plans blindly, either due to his blind idolization of his boss or the fact his dream job may be at stake otherwise.
* [[Naked People Are Funny]]: Pranking the town as ghosts with no clothes on, among other instances.
* [[Naked People Are Funny]]: Pranking the town as ghosts with no clothes on, among other instances.
{{quote| Tour Bus Driver: And if you look to your right, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint.}}
{{quote|Tour Bus Driver: And if you look to your right, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint.}}
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Jack M. Crazyfish. Tattletale Strangler, Flying Dutchman, Bubblebass.
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Jack M. Crazyfish. Tattletale Strangler, Flying Dutchman, Bubblebass.
* [[The Napoleon]]: Plankton.
* [[The Napoleon]]: Plankton.
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* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: The episode "Can You Spare a Dime?" features Squidward quitting his job over a misunderstanding. When he ends up losing his house, Spongebob selflessly takes him into his own home, and takes care of him. Squidward "thanks" him by [[The Thing That Would Not Leave|becoming a freeloader]], forcing [[SpongeBob]] to wait on him hand and foot.
* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: The episode "Can You Spare a Dime?" features Squidward quitting his job over a misunderstanding. When he ends up losing his house, Spongebob selflessly takes him into his own home, and takes care of him. Squidward "thanks" him by [[The Thing That Would Not Leave|becoming a freeloader]], forcing [[SpongeBob]] to wait on him hand and foot.
* [[No Hero Discount]]:
* [[No Hero Discount]]:
{{quote| '''Barnacle Boy:''' Listen, bignose. That guy's been saving your butt since before you were born. Don't you have a living legend discount or something?<br />
{{quote|'''Barnacle Boy:''' Listen, bignose. That guy's been saving your butt since before you were born. Don't you have a living legend discount or something?
'''Squidward:''' This is a restaurant, not a lending library. [[Hypocritical Humor|And who are you calling bignose, bignose?]] }}
'''Squidward:''' This is a restaurant, not a lending library. [[Hypocritical Humor|And who are you calling bignose, bignose?]] }}
* [[No Matter How Much I Beg]]: [[Trope Namer]]
* [[No Matter How Much I Beg]]: [[Trope Namer]]
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* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]: SpongeBob (target: Squidward)
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]: SpongeBob (target: Squidward)
** This is even worse since he DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CLAUSTROPHOBIA IS:
** This is even worse since he DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CLAUSTROPHOBIA IS:
{{quote| '''Squidward''': Can you back off? You're making me claustrophobic.<br />
{{quote|'''Squidward''': Can you back off? You're making me claustrophobic.
'''Patrick''': What does that mean?<br />
'''Patrick''': What does that mean?
'''SpongeBob''': It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. }}
'''SpongeBob''': It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. }}
* [[Obstacle Ski Course]]: (While snowboarding, on a sand mound, using his ''tongue'' as board.)
* [[Obstacle Ski Course]]: (While snowboarding, on a sand mound, using his ''tongue'' as board.)
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* [[Overcrank]]: Parodied in the Bubble Buddy episode.
* [[Overcrank]]: Parodied in the Bubble Buddy episode.
* [[Overly Long Scream]]: Plankton did it once in the episode where he and Mr. Krabs switch places.
* [[Overly Long Scream]]: Plankton did it once in the episode where he and Mr. Krabs switch places.
{{quote| '''Plankton:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Takes a drink of his soda* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! }}
{{quote|'''Plankton:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Takes a drink of his soda* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! }}
** Squidward's scream when SpongeBob and Patrick walk in on him during his bath, in a scene from "Have You Seen This Snail?" that has been subjected to [[Memetic Mutation]].
** Squidward's scream when SpongeBob and Patrick walk in on him during his bath, in a scene from "Have You Seen This Snail?" that has been subjected to [[Memetic Mutation]].
** The Snail Bites commercial in "Treats"
** The Snail Bites commercial in "Treats"
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** In the episode "Idiot Box", when [[SpongeBob]] and Patrick are pretending that they are mountain climbers, one of the lines Patrick said was "[[The Doors|I AM THE LIZARD KING!"]]
** In the episode "Idiot Box", when [[SpongeBob]] and Patrick are pretending that they are mountain climbers, one of the lines Patrick said was "[[The Doors|I AM THE LIZARD KING!"]]
* [[Parents for a Day]]: SpongeBob and Patrick in "Rock-A-Bye Bivalve". SpongeBob was [[Gender Bender|the mother]]. Patrick wanted to be the mother, but SpongeBob said he shouldn't because he doesn't wear a shirt.
* [[Parents for a Day]]: SpongeBob and Patrick in "Rock-A-Bye Bivalve". SpongeBob was [[Gender Bender|the mother]]. Patrick wanted to be the mother, but SpongeBob said he shouldn't because he doesn't wear a shirt.
{{quote| '''Patrick''': You're right. If I was a mom... <pans out to show grotesquely flabby, hairy chest>... this would be kinda shocking.}}
{{quote|'''Patrick''': You're right. If I was a mom... <pans out to show grotesquely flabby, hairy chest>... this would be kinda shocking.}}
* [[Party of One]]: "I Had an Accident".
* [[Party of One]]: "I Had an Accident".
* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]]: Patrick invents the word "wumbo" in one Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.
* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]]: Patrick invents the word "wumbo" in one Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode.
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** Also, in "MuscleBob BuffPants", Spongebob mentions that he "starts off with twenty raw eggs everyday".
** Also, in "MuscleBob BuffPants", Spongebob mentions that he "starts off with twenty raw eggs everyday".
* [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud]]: Patrick.
* [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud]]: Patrick.
{{quote| '''Sandy:''' Here Patrick, have a Krabby Patty. Psst! There he is, Patrick, say your line!<br />
{{quote|'''Sandy:''' Here Patrick, have a Krabby Patty. Psst! There he is, Patrick, say your line!
'''Patrick:''' (whimpering) Why, thank you, Sandy. I would love one. Take patty. ''(Takes patty)'' Too bad SpongeBob isn't here. These are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. Take...bite...out of patty ''(Bursts into tears)'' }}
'''Patrick:''' (whimpering) Why, thank you, Sandy. I would love one. Take patty. ''(Takes patty)'' Too bad SpongeBob isn't here. These are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. Take...bite...out of patty ''(Bursts into tears)'' }}
* [[Real After All]]: The Sea Bear.
* [[Real After All]]: The Sea Bear.
** Santa in "Christmas Who?".
** Santa in "Christmas Who?".
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: Patrick gives one to SpongeBob near the end of "Dumped":
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: Patrick gives one to SpongeBob near the end of "Dumped":
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me!}}
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me!}}
* [[Rebus Bubble]]: "Sponge... + Starfish = ...Scallop???"
* [[Rebus Bubble]]: "Sponge... + Starfish = ...Scallop???"
* [[Recursive Adaptation]]: The [[Tie-in Novel]] ''For the Love of Bubbles'' was [[The Film of the Book|adapted into]] the episode "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" which was in turn [[Novelization|adapted into]] the [[Tie-in Novel|Tie-In Novels]] ''WhoBob WhatPants?'' and ''My Name is CheeseHead''.
* [[Recursive Adaptation]]: The [[Tie-in Novel]] ''For the Love of Bubbles'' was [[The Film of the Book|adapted into]] the episode "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" which was in turn [[Novelization|adapted into]] the [[Tie-in Novel|Tie-In Novels]] ''WhoBob WhatPants?'' and ''My Name is CheeseHead''.
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* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: SpongeBob and Squidward.
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: SpongeBob and Squidward.
* [[Repeat What You Just Said]]: In "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost":
* [[Repeat What You Just Said]]: In "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost":
{{quote| '''Patrick''': He [Squidward] really needs to get up to the great beyond.<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick''': He [Squidward] really needs to get up to the great beyond.
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, say that again.<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, say that again.
'''Patrick''': That again.<br />
'''Patrick''': That again.
'''SpongeBob''': No, what you said before when you-<br />
'''SpongeBob''': No, what you said before when you-
'''Patrick''': No, what you said before when you-<br />
'''Patrick''': No, what you said before when you-
'''SpongeBob''': Nevermind, I have an idea.<br />
'''SpongeBob''': Nevermind, I have an idea.
'''Patrick''': Nevermind, I have an idea! }}
'''Patrick''': Nevermind, I have an idea! }}
* [[Repetitive Name]]: Dr. Gill Gilliam.
* [[Repetitive Name]]: Dr. Gill Gilliam.
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* [[Roger Rabbit Effect]]: SpongeBob and Patrick with [[David Hasselhoff]].
* [[Roger Rabbit Effect]]: SpongeBob and Patrick with [[David Hasselhoff]].
* [[Rousing Speech]]: In "Band Geeks":
* [[Rousing Speech]]: In "Band Geeks":
{{quote| '''SpongeBob:''' What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? <br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
'''Evelyn:''' A fireman.<br />
'''Evelyn:''' A fireman.
'''SpongeBob:''' And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
'''Larry:''' Some guy in an ambulance.<br />
'''Larry:''' Some guy in an ambulance.
'''SpongeBob:''' Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
'''Harold (in German accent):''' Yeah, for the fireman!<br />
'''Harold (in German accent):''' Yeah, for the fireman!
'''All:''' Hooray! }}
'''All:''' Hooray! }}
* [[Rubber Forehead Aliens]]: Man Ray
* [[Rubber Forehead Aliens]]: Man Ray
* [[Ruined FOREVER]]: Mocked [[In-Universe]]. Patchy's reaction upon seeing "just a bunch of cheap walk cycles", thinking it was the [[Missing Episode|lost episode]] he was excitedly counting down to. He threw out all of his SpongeBob stuff, even his [[Goofy Print Underwear]] by ripping it ''out of his pants.''
* [[Ruined FOREVER]]: Mocked [[In-Universe]]. Patchy's reaction upon seeing "just a bunch of cheap walk cycles", thinking it was the [[Missing Episode|lost episode]] he was excitedly counting down to. He threw out all of his SpongeBob stuff, even his [[Goofy Print Underwear]] by ripping it ''out of his pants.''
{{quote| '''Patchy:''' [[Heroic BSOD|I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!]] ''(does so by crashing through a window)''<br />
{{quote|'''Patchy:''' [[Heroic BSOD|I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!]] ''(does so by crashing through a window)''<br />
'''Potty:''' Sheesh, what a hothead! }}
'''Potty:''' Sheesh, what a hothead! }}
* [[Rule of Funny]]: Laughbox
* [[Rule of Funny]]: Laughbox
* [[Rule of Three]]: In the first season episode "Jellyfishing", Patrick helping an injured Squidward hold a jellyfish net.
* [[Rule of Three]]: In the first season episode "Jellyfishing", Patrick helping an injured Squidward hold a jellyfish net.
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' Firmly grasp it in your hand. ''(Patrick places the pole end on Squidward's bandaged hand, but it falls off because he can’t grab it. Patrick picks it up)'' '''''Firmly''''' grasp it. ''(He does the same thing again and the results are exactly like before. Patrick gets angry) '' '''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|FIRMLY GRASP IT!]]''' ''(Patrick jams the net through Squidward’s bandaged hand. He groans in pain)'' That oughta do it.}}
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Firmly grasp it in your hand. ''(Patrick places the pole end on Squidward's bandaged hand, but it falls off because he can’t grab it. Patrick picks it up)'' '''''Firmly''''' grasp it. ''(He does the same thing again and the results are exactly like before. Patrick gets angry) '' '''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|FIRMLY GRASP IT!]]''' ''(Patrick jams the net through Squidward’s bandaged hand. He groans in pain)'' That oughta do it.}}
* [[Running Gag]]: "My leg!"
* [[Running Gag]]: "My leg!"
* [[Sadist Show]]: There has been an awful lot of [[Comedic Sociopathy]] in the later seasons.
* [[Sadist Show]]: There has been an awful lot of [[Comedic Sociopathy]] in the later seasons.
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** In Rule of Dumb, "[[Spider-Man (film)|With great power comes great responsibility.]]"
** In Rule of Dumb, "[[Spider-Man (film)|With great power comes great responsibility.]]"
** In the episode “Sailor Mouth”, there is a shoutout to [[George Carlin]]’s [[Seven Dirty Words]] routine in this exchange:
** In the episode “Sailor Mouth”, there is a shoutout to [[George Carlin]]’s [[Seven Dirty Words]] routine in this exchange:
{{quote| '''Mr Krabs''': There are 13 bad words you should never use.<br />
{{quote|'''Mr Krabs''': There are 13 bad words you should never use.
'''Squidward''': Don’t you mean they’re only seven?<br />
'''Squidward''': Don’t you mean they’re only seven?
'''Mr Krabs''': Not if you’re a sailor. }}
'''Mr Krabs''': Not if you’re a sailor. }}
** In "New Student Starfish", Patrick's climb up the mountain of light bulbs has a brief shout out to [[The Price Is Right]]'s Cliff Hanger Game, complete with yodeling and lederhosen.
** In "New Student Starfish", Patrick's climb up the mountain of light bulbs has a brief shout out to [[The Price Is Right]]'s Cliff Hanger Game, complete with yodeling and lederhosen.
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** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX-DB7JaNPM second time he does this] is a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX-DB7JaNPM second time he does this] is a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
** The episode ''Clams'' an ominous tune starts up, Krabs takes notice. He discovers a full orchestra playing the song.
** The episode ''Clams'' an ominous tune starts up, Krabs takes notice. He discovers a full orchestra playing the song.
{{quote| Krabs: Thats a 4/4 String Ostinato in D-Minor and every sailor knows it means death!}}
{{quote|Krabs: Thats a 4/4 String Ostinato in D-Minor and every sailor knows it means death!}}
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]: "Hey, Patrick, how the [DOLPHIN CHIRP] are ya?"
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]: "Hey, Patrick, how the [DOLPHIN CHIRP] are ya?"
** This has been a ''very'' popular source of parody on [[YouTube]], most involving editing cuss words in.
** This has been a ''very'' popular source of parody on [[YouTube]], most involving editing cuss words in.
** Subverted with "Krusty Love." SpongeBob's cursing is filtered into nonsense vocal noises.
** Subverted with "Krusty Love." SpongeBob's cursing is filtered into nonsense vocal noises.
* [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]: The show had this, especially in the earlier episodes. The real king is this gem:
* [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]: The show had this, especially in the earlier episodes. The real king is this gem:
{{quote| '''Squidward:''' Why couldn't the 11-year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Aaaarrrrrgh.]] }}
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' Why couldn't the 11-year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Aaaarrrrrgh.]] }}
* [[Special Edition Title]]: "Christmas Who?" (done as ''The SpongeBob Christmas Special''), "Whatever Happened to SpongeBob?" (done as ''WhoBob WhatPants''), and "Truth or Square" (done with a remade version of the theme song and stop-motion animation).
* [[Special Edition Title]]: "Christmas Who?" (done as ''The SpongeBob Christmas Special''), "Whatever Happened to SpongeBob?" (done as ''WhoBob WhatPants''), and "Truth or Square" (done with a remade version of the theme song and stop-motion animation).
* [[Sphere Eyes]]: SpongeBob himself.
* [[Sphere Eyes]]: SpongeBob himself.
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* [[Stupid Crooks]]: SpongeBob and Patrick deliberately attempted to rob a bank in order to try and break Mrs. Puff out of jail from the inside. For masks, both characters wore socks over their heads, which covered their eyes and didn't allow them to see where they were going, and the bank teller treats the entire ordeal as a normal exchange, asking SpongeBob for his name and ID (which he gladly hands over), pulling up his checking and savings accounts, and bluntly informing SpongeBob that he has no money in either account.
* [[Stupid Crooks]]: SpongeBob and Patrick deliberately attempted to rob a bank in order to try and break Mrs. Puff out of jail from the inside. For masks, both characters wore socks over their heads, which covered their eyes and didn't allow them to see where they were going, and the bank teller treats the entire ordeal as a normal exchange, asking SpongeBob for his name and ID (which he gladly hands over), pulling up his checking and savings accounts, and bluntly informing SpongeBob that he has no money in either account.
* [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]: In "Squilliam Returns":
* [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]: In "Squilliam Returns":
{{quote| Squidward: Try to [[Imagine the Audience Naked|Imagine him in his underwear]]...oh no, he's hot!"}}
{{quote|Squidward: Try to [[Imagine the Audience Naked|Imagine him in his underwear]]...oh no, he's hot!"}}
* [[Suckiness Is Painful]]: Patrick's self-composed song in "Sing A Song Of Patrick", which is so awful that it [[Brown Note|actually]] ''[[Brown Note|kills]]'' the band that records it.
* [[Suckiness Is Painful]]: Patrick's self-composed song in "Sing A Song Of Patrick", which is so awful that it [[Brown Note|actually]] ''[[Brown Note|kills]]'' the band that records it.
** [[Giftedly Bad|Squidward's clarinet skills...]]
** [[Giftedly Bad|Squidward's clarinet skills...]]
* [[Suddenly Voiced]]: In "The Secret Box", SpongeBob asks Gary if he thinks his plan is good. Gary replies with, "Hmm... ''NO''."
* [[Suddenly Voiced]]: In "The Secret Box", SpongeBob asks Gary if he thinks his plan is good. Gary replies with, "Hmm... ''NO''."
* [[Suddenly Fluent in Gibberish]]:
* [[Suddenly Fluent in Gibberish]]:
{{quote| Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird!<br />
{{quote|Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird!
No, that's Italian, Spongebob. }}
No, that's Italian, Spongebob. }}
* [[Sue Donym]]: In "Fear of a Krabby Patty", Plankton gives his name as "Peter Lankton". It is later shortened to "P. Lankton".
* [[Sue Donym]]: In "Fear of a Krabby Patty", Plankton gives his name as "Peter Lankton". It is later shortened to "P. Lankton".
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* [[Swallowed a Fly]]: In "Nasty Patty", the health inspector swallows a fly before he can take a bite of the 'Nasty Patty' that Spongebob and Mr. Krabs fixed up. {{spoiler|They believe that they killed him when they see him lying on the floor}}.
* [[Swallowed a Fly]]: In "Nasty Patty", the health inspector swallows a fly before he can take a bite of the 'Nasty Patty' that Spongebob and Mr. Krabs fixed up. {{spoiler|They believe that they killed him when they see him lying on the floor}}.
* [[Synchronized Swarming]]: Plankton rallies his extended family to aid him in finally stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.
* [[Synchronized Swarming]]: Plankton rallies his extended family to aid him in finally stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs''': Curse you Plankton, and [[Lampshade Hanging|your ability to join together to form a working human ear!]]}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': Curse you Plankton, and [[Lampshade Hanging|your ability to join together to form a working human ear!]]}}
* [[Synchro Vox]]: Used in the opening with "Painty the Pirate", who starts the theme song.
* [[Synchro Vox]]: Used in the opening with "Painty the Pirate", who starts the theme song.
* [[Take a Third Option]]: In the episode where Plankton is trying to build his Chum Bucket Mega Bucket in the Goo Lagoon, he tells Spongebob that nice guys finish last, and that only aggressive people conquer the world. Spongebob kindly retorts with "What about aggressively ''nice'' people?"
* [[Take a Third Option]]: In the episode where Plankton is trying to build his Chum Bucket Mega Bucket in the Goo Lagoon, he tells Spongebob that nice guys finish last, and that only aggressive people conquer the world. Spongebob kindly retorts with "What about aggressively ''nice'' people?"
* [[Taking Advantage of Generosity]]: Spongebob is often the victim of this.
* [[Taking Advantage of Generosity]]: Spongebob is often the victim of this.
* [[Talk Like a Pirate]]: Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick do this in "Aargh!" Sponge and Patrick take it to an absurd degree, though:
* [[Talk Like a Pirate]]: Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick do this in "Aargh!" Sponge and Patrick take it to an absurd degree, though:
{{quote| '''SpongeBob''': Aargh, captain, aargh, we're, aargh, about, aargh, to hit, aargh-<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob''': Aargh, captain, aargh, we're, aargh, about, aargh, to hit, aargh-
'''Krabs''': Out with it, man, aargh!<br />
'''Krabs''': Out with it, man, aargh!
'''Patrick''': I think, aargh, he's trying, aargh, to say, aargh... (crashes the boat) Land.<br />
'''Patrick''': I think, aargh, he's trying, aargh, to say, aargh... (crashes the boat) Land.
'''Krabs''': Urgh... from now on, only the captain says "aargh". }}
'''Krabs''': Urgh... from now on, only the captain says "aargh". }}
* [[Team Rocket Wins]]: Plankton in Wishing You Well and the movie
* [[Team Rocket Wins]]: Plankton in Wishing You Well and the movie
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* [[Teeth Flying]]: SpongeBob has to impersonate Mr. Krabs at his Navy reunion. One of Krab's buddies asks to punch him in the "armor abs", resulting in one of his teeth coming loose. The others are disappointed that he only lost one tooth, until he spits out a few more, and then ''his skeleton'' and the others declare, "Now that's manly!"
* [[Teeth Flying]]: SpongeBob has to impersonate Mr. Krabs at his Navy reunion. One of Krab's buddies asks to punch him in the "armor abs", resulting in one of his teeth coming loose. The others are disappointed that he only lost one tooth, until he spits out a few more, and then ''his skeleton'' and the others declare, "Now that's manly!"
* [[Tempting Fate]]: A textbook example occurs in "Wet Painters," when SpongeBob and Patrick have to paint Mr. Krabs' house of valuable collectibles. Cue Murphy's Law, involving a giant paint bubble:
* [[Tempting Fate]]: A textbook example occurs in "Wet Painters," when SpongeBob and Patrick have to paint Mr. Krabs' house of valuable collectibles. Cue Murphy's Law, involving a giant paint bubble:
{{quote| '''SpongeBob:''' Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
'''Patrick:''' Ooh! I know! ''(produces a bubble wand, dips in into the paint, and blows another giant paint bubble)'' ''Two'' giant paint bubbles!<br />
'''Patrick:''' Ooh! I know! ''(produces a bubble wand, dips in into the paint, and blows another giant paint bubble)'' ''Two'' giant paint bubbles!
'''SpongeBob:''' NOOOOOOOOOO!<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' NOOOOOOOOOO!
''(the bubbles collide and form one MASSIVE paint bubble)''<br />
''(the bubbles collide and form one MASSIVE paint bubble)''
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
'''Patrick:''' Nonsense! ''(produces a bike pump to hook up to the paint bubble, inflating it further)'' }}
'''Patrick:''' Nonsense! ''(produces a bike pump to hook up to the paint bubble, inflating it further)'' }}
** Also, in "Can You Spare a Dime?":
** Also, in "Can You Spare a Dime?":
{{quote| '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me.<br />
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me.
'''Narrator:''' Three weeks later...<br />
'''Narrator:''' Three weeks later...
'''SpongeBob:''' He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back.
'''Narrator:''' Many months later...<br />
'''Narrator:''' Many months later...
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.
'''Narrator 2:''' [[Rule of Three|So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one...]]<br />
'''Narrator 2:''' [[Rule of Three|So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one...]]<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' *grunts as he crawls to the living room*<br />
'''SpongeBob:''' *grunts as he crawls to the living room*<br />
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* [[Tradesnark]]: In one episode, SpongeBob and Patrick play <s>Frisbee</s> Small Plastic Disc That You Throw/Toss.
* [[Tradesnark]]: In one episode, SpongeBob and Patrick play <s>Frisbee</s> Small Plastic Disc That You Throw/Toss.
* [[Training From Hell]]: The episode when a [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]] shark teaches SpongeBob how to drive. It works, but {{spoiler|1=SpongeBob ends up being able to drive only when [[Handicapped Badass|BLINDFOLDED]]}}. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [[Training From Hell]]: The episode when a [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]] shark teaches SpongeBob how to drive. It works, but {{spoiler|1=SpongeBob ends up being able to drive only when [[Handicapped Badass|BLINDFOLDED]]}}. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
{{quote| MY PANTS!!!!}}
{{quote|MY PANTS!!!!}}
* [[Troubled Fetal Position]]: Played for laughs with Squidward in "Band Geeks", after another screw-up by his slapdash marching band.
* [[Troubled Fetal Position]]: Played for laughs with Squidward in "Band Geeks", after another screw-up by his slapdash marching band.
** [[SpongeBob]] does this for a whole episode in which he becomes afraid to go outside, so he decides to live inside his house for the rest of his life. Thankfully, he got over it.
** [[SpongeBob]] does this for a whole episode in which he becomes afraid to go outside, so he decides to live inside his house for the rest of his life. Thankfully, he got over it.
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* [[Unsatisfiable Customer]]: Bubblebass.
* [[Unsatisfiable Customer]]: Bubblebass.
* [[Unsound Effect]]: Plankton makes habit out of saying these.
* [[Unsound Effect]]: Plankton makes habit out of saying these.
{{quote| '''Plankton:''' Oh, look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty! '''''CRUSH!''''' ''[Crushes the restaurant, picks up its sign and starts to lick it like a lollipop]'' Lick, lick!}}
{{quote|'''Plankton:''' Oh, look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty! '''''CRUSH!''''' ''[Crushes the restaurant, picks up its sign and starts to lick it like a lollipop]'' Lick, lick!}}
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Patrick was tearing up the carnival in the Valentine's Day episode after he only got a handshake (while SpongeBob got other people roses, a box of chocolates, and a bike).
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Patrick was tearing up the carnival in the Valentine's Day episode after he only got a handshake (while SpongeBob got other people roses, a box of chocolates, and a bike).
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: "Fishpaste!" "Barnacles!" "Tartar Sauce!" etc.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: "Fishpaste!" "Barnacles!" "Tartar Sauce!" etc.
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* [[Valentine's Day Episodes]]: "Valentine's Day".
* [[Valentine's Day Episodes]]: "Valentine's Day".
* [[Verbal Tic]]: In Rock Bottom, you actually need to raspberry between words (i.e.: '''JUST''' * PPPTPTPTP* '''LIKE''' * PTPTPT* '''THIS''') in order for you to be understood.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: In Rock Bottom, you actually need to raspberry between words (i.e.: '''JUST''' * PPPTPTPTP* '''LIKE''' * PTPTPT* '''THIS''') in order for you to be understood.
{{quote| "What? *pbthbth* I can't *pbthbth* understand *pbthbth* your accent. *pbthbth*}}
{{quote|"What? *pbthbth* I can't *pbthbth* understand *pbthbth* your accent. *pbthbth*}}
* [[Villain Song]]: The pirate ghosts from "Ghost Fools" get one.
* [[Villain Song]]: The pirate ghosts from "Ghost Fools" get one.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Type 1 with SpongeBob and Squidward.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Type 1 with SpongeBob and Squidward.
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* [[Walk On the Wild Side Episode]]: In one episode, Squidward gets so fed up with Spongebob and Patrick's antics that he decides to move out into a gated community filled with other squids who share his interests. Inside, he finds that everyone else has a Easter Island head house, everyone else loves playing the clarinet, everyone else loves riding their paddlebikes, everyone else loves ballet dancing, and everyone else enjoys eating canned bread. He's thrilled at this, but soon gets bored of the same routine every day, to the point where he starts going out of control and just lets loose while playing around with a leaf blower. The other citizens filled a formal list of complaints, but Squidward tells them off by flying his leaf blower into the sky while screaming wildly.
* [[Walk On the Wild Side Episode]]: In one episode, Squidward gets so fed up with Spongebob and Patrick's antics that he decides to move out into a gated community filled with other squids who share his interests. Inside, he finds that everyone else has a Easter Island head house, everyone else loves playing the clarinet, everyone else loves riding their paddlebikes, everyone else loves ballet dancing, and everyone else enjoys eating canned bread. He's thrilled at this, but soon gets bored of the same routine every day, to the point where he starts going out of control and just lets loose while playing around with a leaf blower. The other citizens filled a formal list of complaints, but Squidward tells them off by flying his leaf blower into the sky while screaming wildly.
* [[Watching the Sunset]]: With Squidward.
* [[Watching the Sunset]]: With Squidward.
{{quote| ''Spongebob:''' This is great. Just the three of us; you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."}}
{{quote|''Spongebob:''' This is great. Just the three of us; you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."}}
* [[Water Is Air]]: Most noticeable in the episode involving a wind storm that causes SpongeBob's holes to whistle.
* [[Water Is Air]]: Most noticeable in the episode involving a wind storm that causes SpongeBob's holes to whistle.
** SpongeBob and friends are also perfectly capable of falling off cliffs, taking baths...
** SpongeBob and friends are also perfectly capable of falling off cliffs, taking baths...
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** The Fly of Despair from "Shanghaied".
** The Fly of Despair from "Shanghaied".
* [[What the Hell, Hero?|What The Hell, SpongeBob?]]: When [[SpongeBob]] accidentally makes Plankton's computer wife Karen cry some more after Plankton dumps her, Mr. Krabs responds to this with this:
* [[What the Hell, Hero?|What The Hell, SpongeBob?]]: When [[SpongeBob]] accidentally makes Plankton's computer wife Karen cry some more after Plankton dumps her, Mr. Krabs responds to this with this:
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs''': ''(Angrily)'' Smooth, [[SpongeBob]]. VERY smooth!}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': ''(Angrily)'' Smooth, [[SpongeBob]]. VERY smooth!}}
* [[Who's on First?]]: "Good Ol' Whatshisname", in which Squidward tries to find out the name of a mystery customer.
* [[Who's on First?]]: "Good Ol' Whatshisname", in which Squidward tries to find out the name of a mystery customer.
* [[Who's Watching the Store?]]: Only three people operate the Krusty Krab, and all three are not always at work at the same time.
* [[Who's Watching the Store?]]: Only three people operate the Krusty Krab, and all three are not always at work at the same time.
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* [[World of Cardboard Speech]]: SpongeBob performs one at the end of [[The Movie]]. [[Crazy Awesome|Then]] [[The Power of Rock|after that...]]
* [[World of Cardboard Speech]]: SpongeBob performs one at the end of [[The Movie]]. [[Crazy Awesome|Then]] [[The Power of Rock|after that...]]
* [[Worlds Smallest Violin]]: In a scene from "Squilliam Returns" in which Mr. Krabs plays the World's Smallest Violin as a variant of this trope.
* [[Worlds Smallest Violin]]: In a scene from "Squilliam Returns" in which Mr. Krabs plays the World's Smallest Violin as a variant of this trope.
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, boo hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on the World's Smallest Violin. ''[Does so]''<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, boo hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on the World's Smallest Violin. ''[Does so]''
'''Squidward''': This is serious!<br />
'''Squidward''': This is serious!
'''Mr. Krabs''': I know. This really ''is'' the World's Smallest Violin. See? (camera focuses on his claw to show World's Smallest Violin) }}
'''Mr. Krabs''': I know. This really ''is'' the World's Smallest Violin. See? (camera focuses on his claw to show World's Smallest Violin) }}
* [[Wrong Genre Savvy]]: Mr. Krabs in ''Born Again Krabs''.
* [[Wrong Genre Savvy]]: Mr. Krabs in ''Born Again Krabs''.
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* [[Your Television Hates You]]: In "Idiot Box", Squidward is trying to forget about SpongeBob and Patrick playing in their box, but everything on TV is about boxes, even [[Visual Pun|boxing]].
* [[Your Television Hates You]]: In "Idiot Box", Squidward is trying to forget about SpongeBob and Patrick playing in their box, but everything on TV is about boxes, even [[Visual Pun|boxing]].
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{{quote| [[Brick Joke|"I CAN'T HEAR YOU..."]]
{{quote|[[Brick Joke|"I CAN'T HEAR YOU..."]]
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