SpongeBob SquarePants: Difference between revisions

{{quote|'''Squidward:''' For the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Snellie will be winning this Sunday.

'''Patrick:''' Sunday?

'''<nowiki>SpongeBob:</nowiki>''' Boy, you got that right. Gary's no--HEY!! What makes you think Gary couldn't win that race? }}

** Also in 'Ghost Host', where a customer falls asleep on a mattress being sold to him. The Flying Dutchman comes in and tries to scare the sleeping dude, but no matter how much he tries, he won't wake up. Only when The Flying Dutchman gave up and the salesman has come back already [[Crowning Moment of Funny|did the customer wake up and scream in terror.]]

* [[Extra! Extra! Read All About It!]]: "Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom! City paralyzed with fear!"

* [[Eye Scream]]: Crops up a number of times.

'''SpongeBob''': I'm trying-- '''BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCK IN YOUR CORNEAS!!!''' ...Six hours later... }}

** Also in the episode where the krusty Krab gets a claw machine (which squidward fails at) and therefore cant pick anything up- so while watching tv- and cant pick up the remote- he changes the channel WITH HIS EYE- then proceeds to scream.

** In "FUN", he hid the Krabby Patty (which is bigger than his body) in his pocket.

* [[Hands Go Down]]: From "Band Geeks":

''(Patrick puts his hand down)'' }}

* [[Hanlon's Razor]]: Played rather straight with SpongeBob, he can get away with all kinds of travesties he commits on others, so long as he means well in his actions. Patrick fits the bill most of the time as well.

* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Uses this from time to time.

** From 'Hooky':

'''SpongeBob:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Umm...]] }}

** From 'Pressure', while SpongeBob and the others were laughing at Sandy's failed attempt to breathe underwater:

** From 'Squilliam Returns', when Squidward told SpongeBob to empty his mind and his mind has various SpongeBobs emptying his mind literally:

{{quote|'''SpongeBob # 1:''' Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?

'''SpongeBob # 2:''' ''(Down on his knees and begging)'' NO! Please! I have three kids! }}

** Patrick in "I'm With Stupid", after trying to convince his parents that SpongeBob is an idiot to [[Straw Loser|outshadow his own idiotic tendencies]], only for his own stupidity to convince him that SpongeBob really ''is'' an idiot, leading him to insult and talk down on him in the most condescending manner, ultimately leading to:

* [[Rubber Forehead Aliens]]: Man Ray

* [[Ruined FOREVER]]: Mocked [[In-Universe]]. Patchy's reaction upon seeing "just a bunch of cheap walk cycles", thinking it was the [[Missing Episode|lost episode]] he was excitedly counting down to. He threw out all of his SpongeBob stuff, even his [[Goofy Print Underwear]] by ripping it ''out of his pants.''

'''Potty:''' Sheesh, what a hothead! }}

* [[Rule of Funny]]: Laughbox

'''Narrator:''' Many months later...

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.

'''SpongeBob:''' I ''know'' he's still not looking for work! DON'T RUB IT IN! }}

* [[Terrible Artist]] : SpongeBob's crude drawings come to life in the episode "Frankendoodle". Even Patrick criticizes him on his lack of structure and perspective, [[Hypocritical Humour|though his drawings aren't any better.]]