You know they got me doing this, doing that And little bit of something else Fighting cavities of evil, safeguarding America's health But an afternoon pass, I don't get up off my ass Thank you Jesus 'cause I, I'm a secret agent man
Darling, you've won It's no fun Martinis, girls and guns It's murder on our love affair But you bet your life, every night While you're chasing the morning light You're not the only spy out there
Agents got that swagger Everyone's so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on! Got my dark sunglasses on! And I had my weapon drawn!
—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Party in the C.I.A.", showing that not all Spy Fiction is serious
