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* [[Abusive Parents]]: Early has knifed and shot Rusty a few times, among other things.
* [[Abusive Parents]]: Early has knifed and shot Rusty a few times, among other things.
* [[The Alcoholic]]: Early Cuyler is rarely without his homemade pine cone "party liquor".
* [[The Alcoholic]]: Early Cuyler is rarely without his homemade pine cone "party liquor".
{{quote| '''Early''': Damn don't time fly when you're drunk as hell!}}
{{quote|'''Early''': Damn don't time fly when you're drunk as hell!}}
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Dan Halen, Hershel Walker Cuyler Them Dogs Is Hell Don't They, [[Overly Long Name|Russell Jesse James Kenny the gambler Rogers #3 the intimidator Dale Earnhardt America's Number 1 Cuyler]].
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: Dan Halen, Hershel Walker Cuyler Them Dogs Is Hell Don't They, [[Overly Long Name|Russell Jesse James Kenny the gambler Rogers #3 the intimidator Dale Earnhardt America's Number 1 Cuyler]].
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Granny Cuyler and the Sheriff, but just about everyone else could qualify at times, too.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Granny Cuyler and the Sheriff, but just about everyone else could qualify at times, too.
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*** Similarly, the Sheriff is [[Made of Plasticine]], but you'd be surprised how well he survives losing his organs, losing his head, getting savagely beat up, etc.
*** Similarly, the Sheriff is [[Made of Plasticine]], but you'd be surprised how well he survives losing his organs, losing his head, getting savagely beat up, etc.
* [[Caught Up in the Rapture]]: Squid-Jesus accidentally turns on the Rapture and everyone starts floating up to heaven. Dan Halen, not to be left behind, takes a rocket pack and flies up to heaven to cut in line. Heaven apparently has a limit to how many people can get in, because Dan was the last person allowed in, leaving the Sheriff to go back down. Meanwhile, the Reverend is still down on Earth, lamenting about not being chosen.
* [[Caught Up in the Rapture]]: Squid-Jesus accidentally turns on the Rapture and everyone starts floating up to heaven. Dan Halen, not to be left behind, takes a rocket pack and flies up to heaven to cut in line. Heaven apparently has a limit to how many people can get in, because Dan was the last person allowed in, leaving the Sheriff to go back down. Meanwhile, the Reverend is still down on Earth, lamenting about not being chosen.
{{quote| "Why did he reject me?! '''THEY EVEN TOOK THE MEXICANS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!''' They can't even pray in English!"}}
{{quote|"Why did he reject me?! '''THEY EVEN TOOK THE MEXICANS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!''' They can't even pray in English!"}}
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Tom Treebow, full stop.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Tom Treebow, full stop.
{{quote| '''Rusty:''' So, Jesus is here with us right now?<br />
{{quote|'''Rusty:''' So, Jesus is here with us right now?
'''Tom Treebow:''' Yes, he's right there... he's wearing an invisibility cloak. Just like the [[Predator]].<br />
'''Tom Treebow:''' Yes, he's right there... he's wearing an invisibility cloak. Just like the [[Predator]].
'''Sheriff:''' (beat) What Tom is trying to say...<br />
'''Sheriff:''' (beat) What Tom is trying to say...
'''Tom Treebow:''' ''Watch out Jesus he's got a laser!'' }}
'''Tom Treebow:''' ''Watch out Jesus he's got a laser!'' }}
* [[Complexity Addiction]]: Dan Halen's plots are usually ''far'' more complex than the end goal justifies, such as using a massive clone army to rig the vote to revoke Dougal County's dry Sunday status, making the whole city blind so as to win a softball game, or building a copy of the Large Hadron Collider to open a black hole for the sole purpose of disposal of a dead hooker.
* [[Complexity Addiction]]: Dan Halen's plots are usually ''far'' more complex than the end goal justifies, such as using a massive clone army to rig the vote to revoke Dougal County's dry Sunday status, making the whole city blind so as to win a softball game, or building a copy of the Large Hadron Collider to open a black hole for the sole purpose of disposal of a dead hooker.
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* [[May Contain Evil]]: Dan Halen's products.
* [[May Contain Evil]]: Dan Halen's products.
* [[Mega Corp]]: Dan Halen Sheetrock International.
* [[Mega Corp]]: Dan Halen Sheetrock International.
{{quote| '''Narrator:''' "That large building over there is Dan Halen Sheetrock; they specialize in sheetrock, sheetrock mud, sheetrock screws, pharmaceuticals, petroleum, global mass media, third world covert military operations and, '''THE BABY HAMMOCK!'''"}}
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' "That large building over there is Dan Halen Sheetrock; they specialize in sheetrock, sheetrock mud, sheetrock screws, pharmaceuticals, petroleum, global mass media, third world covert military operations and, '''THE BABY HAMMOCK!'''"}}
* [[Musical Episode]]: "America: Why I Love Her".
* [[Musical Episode]]: "America: Why I Love Her".
* [[My Little Panzer]]
* [[My Little Panzer]]
* [[Negative Continuity]]: How many times have the world exploded in this series?
* [[Negative Continuity]]: How many times have the world exploded in this series?
** Somewhat subverted with Sheriff's many deaths, as one episode revealed a massive clone farm that Dan Halen breeds for election purposes. The Sheriff's deaths are even [[Lampshade|Lampshaded]].
** Somewhat subverted with Sheriff's many deaths, as one episode revealed a massive clone farm that Dan Halen breeds for election purposes. The Sheriff's deaths are even [[Lampshade|Lampshaded]].
{{quote| '''Rusty:''' "Daddy, I think he's dead!"<br />
{{quote|'''Rusty:''' "Daddy, I think he's dead!"
'''Early:''' "Not the first time." }}
'''Early:''' "Not the first time." }}
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Rusty Cuyler, to an extent.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Rusty Cuyler, to an extent.
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* [[White Sheep]]: Early's civilized cousin, Durwood. {{spoiler|also [[Long-Lost Relative|Dr. Bug.]] }}
* [[White Sheep]]: Early's civilized cousin, Durwood. {{spoiler|also [[Long-Lost Relative|Dr. Bug.]] }}
* [[Yandere]]: Early is this for Krystal. Seriously.
* [[Yandere]]: Early is this for Krystal. Seriously.
{{quote| "I love you... *draws knife* I'MMA KILL YOU, BITCH!!!"}}
{{quote|"I love you... *draws knife* I'MMA KILL YOU, BITCH!!!"}}


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