Star Trek: New Frontier/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The leader of the Dogs of War berates his warriors for their fear and supposed cowardice:

"Are you men?! Or are you dogs?!

  • Soleta responding to Shelby's overheard comment that Calhoun "broke it off":

"Will he be needing someone to reattach it?"

"I'm in even more trouble than I was before, aren't I?"

  • Soleta's rapidly growing frustration with everyone coming to her for romantic advice culminating with snapping at Lefler in a most un-Vulcan manner.
  • Calhoun asking Picard if he brought an attractive, naked blonde women with him to Xenex.
  • Zak explaining why he doesn't get angry.

"Things tend to get broken. Heads, backs, necks..."

  • The following exchange:

Morgan: A Level 3 diagnostic is like a gynecological exam from head to toe.
Soleta: (raising hand) Captain, requesting permission to forget what I just heard.
Calhoun: Granted, and I'll be following you.