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* "Sometimes, Spock, I wish I'd been a librarian."
* "Sometimes, Spock, I wish I'd been a librarian."
* "Bem". After being captured and caged by the local [[Lizard Folk]]:
* "Bem". After being captured and caged by the local [[Lizard Folk]]:
{{quote|'''Kirk:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|How come we ''always'' end up like this?]]<br />
{{quote|'''Kirk:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|How come we ''always'' end up like this?]]
'''Spock:''' I assume that's a rhetorical question, Captain, not requiring an answer.<br />
'''Spock:''' I assume that's a rhetorical question, Captain, not requiring an answer.
'''Kirk:''' I was just expressing my curiosity at our ability to get into these kinds of situations.<br />
'''Kirk:''' I was just expressing my curiosity at our ability to get into these kinds of situations.
'''Spock:''' ''Fate,'' Captain, fate..<br />
'''Spock:''' ''Fate,'' Captain, fate.
'''Kirk:''' ''Fate,'' Spock?<br />
'''Kirk:''' ''Fate,'' Spock?
'''Spock:''' I believe that's the correct Earth term.<br />
'''Spock:''' I believe that's the correct Earth term.
'''Kirk:''' Well, why don't you try your, uh, Vulcan Nerve Pinch?<br />
'''Kirk:''' Well, why don't you try your, uh, Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
'''Spock:''' Captain. I am only a Vulcan. There ''are'' limits. }}
'''Spock:''' Captain. I am only a Vulcan. There ''are'' limits. }}

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Latest revision as of 13:08, 10 March 2015


  • The "KIRK IS A JERK" moment from "The Practical Joker."
  • In the episode "The Jihad", from Spock no less.

Em/3/Green: We'll all die here!
Spock: A statistical probability.
Lara: You ever quote anything beside statistics, Vulcan?
Spock: Yes, but philosophy and poetry are not appropriate here.

  • "Sometimes, Spock, I wish I'd been a librarian."
  • "Bem". After being captured and caged by the local Lizard Folk:

Kirk: How come we always end up like this?
Spock: I assume that's a rhetorical question, Captain, not requiring an answer.
Kirk: I was just expressing my curiosity at our ability to get into these kinds of situations.
Spock: Fate, Captain, fate.
Kirk: Fate, Spock?
Spock: I believe that's the correct Earth term.
Kirk: Well, why don't you try your, uh, Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
Spock: Captain. I am only a Vulcan. There are limits.