Star Wars Tales/Funny

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  • The Real Life Tales of Dave Land which ran as humorous side-stories featuring editor Dave Land and members of the Tales staff featured a good one when Land is introducing an issue focusing on stories about Mace Windu, "the most powerful Jedi of all", when Yoda shows up. This exchange follows:

Yoda: Hmph! Most powerful Jedi, you say?
Dave: Well, no offence, but you're just a puppet.

Yoda: Wrong you are. Digital I have become. <disappears and reappears>

Dave: Um, where did you go?

Yoda: Over the internet I have travelled. Destroyed your credit rating I have.