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'''Terry''': First off, we don't have guests here. Second off, ''I'm'' Batman.
'''Static''': Yeah, and I'm Beyonce.
'''Bruce''': *later walks in* What's going on here?!
'''Terry''': He says his name is Beyonce. }}
** Another occurs when Static and Gear are trying to safely land a falling plane:
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'''Static''': There are cars down there!
'''Gear''': I know... this thing got a horn? }}
*** Then, after they land the plane, hitting a car in the process:
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'''Gear''': Aaaah!
'''Static''': Just kidding. }}
* '''NOOOO! NO! NO, I CAN-CAN-CAN-CANNAN-CANNOT BE-BE-BE-BEATEN! I AM BRAAAAAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE DAY I-I WILL BE-BE-BE BACK BE BACK BE BACK AND AND AND AND AND I WILL... LAAAAY THE FUNK DOWN!'''
* "Out of Africa" featuring the immortal "I too have often wondered about the stripes".
** The scenes in his two appearances where the African hero Anansi is mistaken for another [[Spider-Man|spider-based superhero]]... though he does seem pretty good-natured about it.
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'''Anansi''': I'm not ''that'' kind of spider. }}
*** And the gag continues in "Out of Africa":
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'''Anansi''': I get that a lot. }}
* Virgil has confided in Richie about a certain
* Virgil has just awakened in the Batcave where Alfred is tending to his wounds.
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'''Alfred:''' Batman.
'''Virgil:''' I don't think so.
'''Alfred:''' Just once I'd like someone to believe that. }}
* From 'She-bang', Hotstreak's overreaction to watching a bad movie includes ''setting fire to the cinema''
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'''Static:'''You can't go wrecking other people's property just because you ain't feeling the movie.
'''Hotstreak:''' Have you seen it? Somebody has ''got'' to send a message! }}
** Made [[Hilarious in Hindsight|even funnier in recent times]] with the increase in popularity of Internet [[Caustic Critic
* From 'A League of Their Own', when Static is asked to recharge the Watchtower.
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'''[[Justice League (animation)|Hawkgirl]]:''' This isn't a field trip.<br />
'''Gear:''' Please ohh please! You can stuff me in the stowaway bin, and when I get up there, I'll stand in the corner. You can choose which one!<br />
--<br />
'''Hawkgirl:''' Hey! Remember your promise about staying in the corner!<br />
'''Gear:''' B-but-!<br />
'''Hawkgirl:''' [[
'''Gear:''' Aww.. }}
* Richie(Recently gifted with [[Super Intelligence]]) being challenged to solve a ridiculously hard equation.
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'''Teacher:''' Maybe if you payed more attention...what did you just say?
'''Richie:''' The answer. Four over Pi. }}
* From "Toys in the Hood". Superman saves Static and Gear from a giant robot monkey attack, and later Clark Kent interviews Virgil and Richie about it. When Virgil says that Superman might have helped Static a ''little'', Clark Kent responds by asking where Virgil and Richie were when it happened. Virgil and Richie both go into contradictory explanations, with Virgil's ending in "...and that's why you're such a good reporter!", and Richie's involving a dispute over what the definition of "it" is.
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