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* ''[[Static Shock]]'' had a lot of great moments, but there were several in "Future Shock". Right when Static is teleported to the future, he ends up in the Batcave and is attacked by Terry. |
* ''[[Static Shock]]'' had a lot of great moments, but there were several in "Future Shock". Right when Static is teleported to the future, he ends up in the Batcave and is attacked by Terry. |
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{{quote|'''Static''': Batman's not going to be happy about how you're treating his guests. |
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'''Terry''': First off, we don't have guests here. Second off, ''I'm'' Batman. |
'''Terry''': First off, we don't have guests here. Second off, ''I'm'' Batman. |
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'''Static''': Yeah, and I'm Beyonce. |
'''Static''': Yeah, and I'm Beyonce. |
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'''Bruce''': *later walks in* What's going on here?! |
'''Bruce''': *later walks in* What's going on here?! |
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'''Terry''': He says his name is Beyonce. }} |
'''Terry''': He says his name is Beyonce. }} |
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** Another occurs when Static and Gear are trying to safely land a falling plane: |
** Another occurs when Static and Gear are trying to safely land a falling plane: |
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{{quote|'''Gear''': (over the Shock Vox) I'm going to try to land on Woodward Avenue. |
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'''Static''': There are cars down there! |
'''Static''': There are cars down there! |
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'''Gear''': I know... this thing got a horn? }} |
'''Gear''': I know... this thing got a horn? }} |
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*** Then, after they land the plane, hitting a car in the process: |
*** Then, after they land the plane, hitting a car in the process: |
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{{quote|'''Static''': Isn't that your dad's car? |
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'''Gear''': Aaaah! |
'''Gear''': Aaaah! |
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'''Static''': Just kidding. }} |
'''Static''': Just kidding. }} |
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* '''NOOOO! NO! NO, I CAN-CAN-CAN-CANNAN-CANNOT BE-BE-BE-BEATEN! I AM BRAAAAAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE DAY I-I WILL BE-BE-BE BACK BE BACK BE BACK AND AND AND AND AND I WILL... LAAAAY THE FUNK DOWN!''' |
* '''NOOOO! NO! NO, I CAN-CAN-CAN-CANNAN-CANNOT BE-BE-BE-BEATEN! I AM BRAAAAAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAI-BRAINI-BRAINIAC! ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE DAY I-I WILL BE-BE-BE BACK BE BACK BE BACK AND AND AND AND AND I WILL... LAAAAY THE FUNK DOWN!''' |
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* "Out of Africa" featuring the immortal "I too have often wondered about the stripes". |
* "Out of Africa" featuring the immortal "I too have often wondered about the stripes". |
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** The scenes in his two appearances where the African hero Anansi is mistaken for another [[Spider-Man|spider-based superhero]]... though he does seem pretty good-natured about it. |
** The scenes in his two appearances where the African hero Anansi is mistaken for another [[Spider-Man|spider-based superhero]]... though he does seem pretty good-natured about it. |
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{{quote|'''Virgil''': Hit him with a web blast! ''(doing the web-ball gesture)'' |
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'''Anansi''': I'm not ''that'' kind of spider. }} |
'''Anansi''': I'm not ''that'' kind of spider. }} |
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*** And the gag continues in "Out of Africa": |
*** And the gag continues in "Out of Africa": |
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{{quote|'''Gear''': Whoa! So, you're the spider guy. I expected you to swing in on a web. |
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'''Anansi''': I get that a lot. }} |
'''Anansi''': I get that a lot. }} |
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* Virgil has confided in Richie about a certain secret -- not his [[Secret Identity]], just the fact that [[Backstreet Boys|A. J. McLean]] is in town. Richie blabs to Daisy at school, who posts it on the school website. Virgil, at home, goes to log onto the school website, and Richie -- whom we have last seen at school, being offered a cheeseburger -- ''explodes'' through Virgil's bedroom door, right as Virgil turns on his computer. Watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LnohoPyJKA here] (key scene starts at 2:08). |
* Virgil has confided in Richie about a certain secret -- not his [[Secret Identity]], just the fact that [[Backstreet Boys|A. J. McLean]] is in town. Richie blabs to Daisy at school, who posts it on the school website. Virgil, at home, goes to log onto the school website, and Richie -- whom we have last seen at school, being offered a cheeseburger -- ''explodes'' through Virgil's bedroom door, right as Virgil turns on his computer. Watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LnohoPyJKA here] (key scene starts at 2:08). |
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* Virgil has just awakened in the Batcave where Alfred is tending to his wounds. |
* Virgil has just awakened in the Batcave where Alfred is tending to his wounds. |
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{{quote|'''Virgil:''' Who're you? |
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'''Alfred:''' Batman. |
'''Alfred:''' Batman. |
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'''Virgil:''' I don't think so. |
'''Virgil:''' I don't think so. |
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'''Alfred:''' Just once I'd like someone to believe that. }} |
'''Alfred:''' Just once I'd like someone to believe that. }} |
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* From 'She-bang', Hotstreak's overreaction to watching a bad movie includes ''setting fire to the cinema'' |
* From 'She-bang', Hotstreak's overreaction to watching a bad movie includes ''setting fire to the cinema'' |
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{{quote|'''Hotstreak''': It's wrong, it's all wrong! The movie stinks! I give it two thumbs down! |
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'''Static:'''You can't go wrecking other people's property just because you ain't feeling the movie. |
'''Static:'''You can't go wrecking other people's property just because you ain't feeling the movie. |
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'''Hotstreak:''' Have you seen it? Somebody has ''got'' to send a message! }} |
'''Hotstreak:''' Have you seen it? Somebody has ''got'' to send a message! }} |
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** Made [[Hilarious in Hindsight|even funnier in recent times]] with the increase in popularity of Internet [[Caustic Critic|Caustic Critics]], such as those associated with [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. It's easy to imagine several of those characters cheering Hotstreak on. |
** Made [[Hilarious in Hindsight|even funnier in recent times]] with the increase in popularity of Internet [[Caustic Critic|Caustic Critics]], such as those associated with [[That Guy With The Glasses]]. It's easy to imagine several of those characters cheering Hotstreak on. |
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* From 'A League of Their Own', when Static is asked to recharge the Watchtower. |
* From 'A League of Their Own', when Static is asked to recharge the Watchtower. |
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{{quote|'''Gear:''' Ooh, ooh, ooh! Can I come too? |
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'''[[Justice League|Hawkgirl]]:''' This isn't a field trip.<br /> |
'''[[Justice League|Hawkgirl]]:''' This isn't a field trip.<br /> |
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'''Gear:''' Please ohh please! You can stuff me in the stowaway bin, and when I get up there, I'll stand in the corner. You can choose which one!<br /> |
'''Gear:''' Please ohh please! You can stuff me in the stowaway bin, and when I get up there, I'll stand in the corner. You can choose which one!<br /> |
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'''Gear:''' Aww.. }} |
'''Gear:''' Aww.. }} |
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* Richie(Recently gifted with [[Super Intelligence]]) being challenged to solve a ridiculously hard equation. |
* Richie(Recently gifted with [[Super Intelligence]]) being challenged to solve a ridiculously hard equation. |
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{{quote|'''Richie:''' Four over Pi. |
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'''Teacher:''' Maybe if you payed more attention...what did you just say? |
'''Teacher:''' Maybe if you payed more attention...what did you just say? |
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'''Richie:''' The answer. Four over Pi. }} |
'''Richie:''' The answer. Four over Pi. }} |
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* From "Toys in the Hood". Superman saves Static and Gear from a giant robot monkey attack, and later Clark Kent interviews Virgil and Richie about it. When Virgil says that Superman might have helped Static a ''little'', Clark Kent responds by asking where Virgil and Richie were when it happened. Virgil and Richie both go into contradictory explanations, with Virgil's ending in "...and that's why you're such a good reporter!", and Richie's involving a dispute over what the definition of "it" is. |
* From "Toys in the Hood". Superman saves Static and Gear from a giant robot monkey attack, and later Clark Kent interviews Virgil and Richie about it. When Virgil says that Superman might have helped Static a ''little'', Clark Kent responds by asking where Virgil and Richie were when it happened. Virgil and Richie both go into contradictory explanations, with Virgil's ending in "...and that's why you're such a good reporter!", and Richie's involving a dispute over what the definition of "it" is. |