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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Curse of Evil Tim (Profit?) }}
* The [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]] villains on ''[[Captain Planet]]'', when they're not just doing it [[For the Evulz]]. Maybe they're trying to sell pollution...?
{{quote|Phase 1: Pollute the Planet, kill off endangered species, destroy natural habitats.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit }}
{{quote|Phase 1: Spread misinformation about AIDS.
Phase 2: ?
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'''Narrator:''' Such as?
'''Geezer:''' Uh ... I'll think of ''something!'' }}
* One episode of ''[[Tale Spin]]'' had Rebecca [[Compressed Vice|coming up with a number of get-rich-quick schemes of this variety]]. The missing step two seems to be "get brutally slaughtered by hostile natives".
* The villain of ''[[Pound Puppies]] and The Legend of Big Paw'' takes this to an extreme:
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* [[Lampshaded]] in ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'''s first episode:
{{quote|"I, [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|Doctor]] [[Mad Scientist|Heinz]] [[Punch Clock Villain|Doofenshmirtz]], have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil. And when I put my giant magnet, next to my genius Magnetism Magnifier, I will pull the eastern, in westerly direction, there by reversing the rotation of the earth. You may ask yourself, 'why would he do this? What could he possibly have to gain?' Well, let me just answer that question, I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet. I mean, tin foil alone costs a lot..."}}
{{quote|'''Doof''': Eh, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. }}
{{quote|Phase 1: '''Doof''': [[Makes Sense in Context|I know it sounds complicated]], but [[Blatant Lies|I've thought this one through]]. [[Makes Sense in Context|Babies cry, everyone's unhappy]]...
Phase 2: ???
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Phase 3: Profit. (Still gets bought out by Microsoft, though.) }}
* This is lampshaded in one of the "U.S. Acres" segments of ''[[Garfield and Friends]]'', where Orson's older brother Gort breaks into the farm and gets into the tomato storage. Orson gets Roy to help, and Roy quickly brings up the obvious: What are they going to ''do'' once they confront him, seeing as Gort is the [[Dumb Muscle| type who can effortlessly flatten them]] with his big toe.
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