Steve Albini/YMMV
- Hate Dumb: He falls into this sometimes, such as when he called Liz Phair, Urge Overkill and The Smashing Pumpkins "three pandering whores".
- Hilarious in Hindsight: Albini's derision of CDs as "the rich man's 8-track" seems pretty accurate in the 21st century, with digital downloads making the format obsolete and the revival of vinyl.