Stocking Filler/Quotes

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"For the lady, a fantastic pair of garter grip stockings. They never let you down. Keep your chappie happy with something snappy."
—Are You Being Served

Steve: Stockings aren't real, Jeff. They're a myth.

Jeff: Stockings are real. I've seen 'em.
—Coupling
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