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{{quote|Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.|'''Brendan Behan'''}}

{{quote|''They builded a tower to shiver the sky and wrench the stars apart'',
''Till [[Satan|the Devil]] grunted behind the bricks: {{color|maroon|"It's striking, but is it Art?"}}''
''The stone was dropped at the quarry-side and the idle derrick swung'',
''While each man talked of the aims of Art, and each in an alien tongue''.|[[Rudyard Kipling]], "The Conundrum of the Workshops"}}

{{quote|'''Raz''': "If you can't say something nice, don't say something at all."
'''Jasper Rolls:''' "The young boy's protests, though heartfelt, quickly lapsed into simplistic and tedious platitudes. One and a half stars!"|'''[[Psychonauts]]'''}}

{{quote|Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain -- and most do.|Dale Carnegie}}

{{quote|And when I publish my review, your restaurant will be ruined. I love my job.|Duckweed|Amphibia}}

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