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• Origins, the second story in the saga, has a scene where Blaze invokes Distracted By the Sexy on two security guards at the facility she and Axel are infiltrating.

Guard 1: Hey, wait up, honey! Guard 2: You crazy? Mr. X will chew you a new asshole if he catches you gone. Guard 1: It'll only take a minute. Guard 2: Mr. X-- Guard 1: F--- Mr. X! Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on. (Axel proceeds to sneak up behind both of them and knock them unconscious)

• • And mentally lampshaded by Blaze herself:

How could men be so stupid?